DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Tears for T]

DSP really needs to be studied. He can not learn.

Still no clue about a rainy day.

His rainy day will be in a van down by the river.

 

[Penix]

He needs to blow all the casino money!

Believe it or not, but that extra money is already accounted for lmao. Like 15 minutes after the call he said him and Khet are already making plans on how to spend the money and how positive it will be for his streams. He is 100% going to take that extra day off he has been going on about for what feels like years at this point,

 

[johnkimble123]

"They sent me all kinds of dirt on Craig."

This part fucking irritates me because he says this a lot. He accumulates dirt on everybody, like he's watched anti-Keem videos, he gets a hate boner to anti-RTU stuff, he literally sounds giddy when a person or company or thing he hates has a shortcoming. He is a drama merchant but he won't fucking admit it. Heck we know his Youtube & Twitter algorithm show him nothing but drama, as he seems to only see that when browsing online.

Blatantly baiting for hate donos now, so transparent

I don't recall Phil ever refunding a tip he thought was hyperbolic right? Oh yeah he just pockets it AND doesn't even count it on a goal. Very transparent. Also anybody with half a brain can see through his wink wink bullshit, as he knows the only time he ever gets anything clout wise is when he leans into drama. Admitting to lying got 2k views in like 8 hours of being up, it's almost like nobody gives a shit about anything else you do except when you go mask off and show your true colors.

To clarify, this is from DSP's stream, not Craig's:

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This person has sent a total of $150 in tips to DSP in the past few weeks.


EDIT: DSP is now reading tips that came in from before and during the Stuttering Craig interview, and guess who gets a shout out?

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My fucking sides

Thanks for the money dummy

I'm kind of perplexed by these recent DSP developments. By his own admission he lied to his viewers, the Sidescrollers, the government, and his parents (presumably) about his reckless spending for years, but we must apologize for ever doubting him, given his newfound (alleged) honesty, and place our complete trust in this reformed man? That's like if retconning and gaslighting had a baby.

Lied to his ex (or us) about proposing as an actual proposal and not just a cope, lied to his wife about mobile games (or lied that he made that promise and she knows everything), etc. It'll be harder to find somebody he hasn't lied to at this point.

All of this because of a fat faggot and his cokehead friend was being nice to him.

He could have just kept doing his retard king gimmick, but he had to run to Craig and gloat "Have you heard, Craig? People like me now, duuuuhuu"

Tractors feasting again.

It's kinda hilarious, in the end, this might end up worse for DSP than if he had just never went on Kino Casino and just begged for the rest of the summer. Less money short term, but he'd look a little better. Although with the Joon documentary, he was fucked either way.

He is still lying, pretending that Craig insulted him "out of nowhere".
"DOOD I never insulted his character what is he talking about"
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Another Andy Warhol moment. Does he have early Alzheimers or is it delusion?

Yeah apparently telling somebody you don't respect them is kino now? It's probably the same logic he would use when he'd talk shit back in the FGC days, then wonder why somebody would be upset enough to want to beat his ass, and ignore any "j/k bros" that come along it. Heck we all had that moment as kids, but DSP never got the ass beating he deserved. Today was a bit of karma for that.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

How are you confused? A bum like Craig has no reputation to speak of. "B-BUT SCREWATTACK WAS POPULAR 20 YEARS AGO!". Listen, he should lick the king's boots for being gracious enough to invite him on at all. The king is so far above him that if Phil spat in Craig's face, he ought to thank him for it.

Your bum king Vercingoutorix just threw his sword and armor before CRAIGVS IVLIVS CAESAR. Vercingoutorix isn't even fit to tie CRAIGVS' caligae.

 

[Pargon]

After disputing the Joon doc's retelling of 24 years of everyone meeting him on the internet learning he just lies to them and is an asshole, DSP disproves it during an interview with Craig of Sidescrollers by.....breaking bread then immediately telling him to go fuck himself before ejecting him from the call. He feels this is a victory, a massive W, and not a cowardly retard asshole move. Because of his autism, he cannot imagine how everyone else sees this.
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Watching this 1.5 minute clip caused me enough psychic damage that I now have to lie down. I have never cringed so hard in my life. My jaw feels like I just took on half of San Quentin.

I’m glad I didn’t watch live, but I’m more happy it happened. Enjoy the harvest and bake your bread, Farmers.

 

[Dirty Harold]

DSP really needs to be studied. He can not learn.

Still no clue about a rainy day.

The man who went to school for finance confidently and with great authority explaining that a rainy day fund is a small amount of savings to have fun on a rainy day when you cant play outside is probably one of my favorite examples of who Phil is, just in terms of raw intelligence.

 

[Canoodler]

It's kinda hilarious, in the end, this might end up worse for DSP than if he had just never went on Kino Casino and just begged for the rest of the summer

Pride always comes before the fall.

 

[NoMoreMisterNiceDoc]

DSP can’t handle not having the last word ever

who would win in a last word competition, Pig or Baldo?

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Remember when Phil tried to be a moralfag and say he doesn't want to be a misery broker like Keem? That aged really badly these past few weeks.

 

[Tears for T]

who would win in a last word competition, Pig or Baldo?

No one, they would be spurging until the ending of the world.

 

[Shark]

He's bought more shit again.

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It’s worth mentioning this is the dumbed down version of the Elite Series 2 Controllers. It doesn’t come with anything that makes it “elite.”

The black version comes with the replacement dpads, back bumpers, thumb sticks. This version he got is 130$ compared to the 180$ version.

THIS IS HOW YOU DONT buy a controller.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

The apology fetish is so real

 

[fresh pair of socks]

It's kinda hilarious, in the end, this might end up worse for DSP than if he had just never went on Kino Casino and just begged for the rest of the summer.

Yeah but Phil got to buy a bunch of junk with colored lights, so he'll count the whole thing as a win.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I can't believe what I've just watched.

How are you doing my friend?

DSP pulled his talk shit and run combo out!

funny he is still the same fragile boy he was in the FGC

SRK 2024

 

[NoMoreMisterNiceDoc]

he WILL lose every piece btw

 

[johnkimble123]

It’s worth mentioning this is the dumbed down version of the Elite Series 2 Controllers.

The black version comes with the replacement dpads, back bumpers, thumb sticks. This version he got is 130$ compared to the 180$ version. He can’t even buy a controller properly.

THIS IS HOW YOU DONT buy a controller.

It's literally the Elite w/o anything to make it an Elite. Ok sorry it has soft grips for soft hands.
Also the Elite Series 2 is not necessarily the best made controller, so I hope it breaks, ironically.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

HOLY GOUTY SHIT TITS, that was phenomenal. Fuck DSP. Seriously.

 

[Dirty Harold]

"HUH????? WOOOOOOOW. I APOLOGIZED. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LIKE ME NOW FOR FESSING UP AND SAYING IM SORRY. BUGGED APOLOGY MECHANICS. THIS SOCIAL INTERACTION IS FUCKING TERRIBLE DUDE."

 

[Shark]

It's literally the Elite w/o anything to make it an Elite. Ok sorry it has soft grips for soft hands.
Also the Elite Series 2 is not necessarily the best made controller, so I hope it breaks, ironically.

If he actually intended to get this one cause it’s cheaper, great. I just wish he realized that people generally bought the elite controller cause you’re able to replace parts and what not. All he got is a overpriced blue controller

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

"I did, for years, lie to my audience about stuff. And that's already over on the DSP Reacks channel, you can check that out right now"

This nigga is utterly shameless lmao.