DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sperglord666]

So much for older and wiser Phil. I actually had a bit of hope he'd learned to stop taking everything so damn personally. It's one thing to take exception to people knocking you off the internet or snapping pictures of you irl, but throwing a fit over people pointing out the dumb shit he's done in the past demonstrates he hasn't learned a damn thing.

KC gave him a golden ticket and he's fucking blowing it like every other oppurtunity he's been given over the years.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I didn't catch it, but how many fucking times did Phil look over at his monitor to watch himself during his public reaming by Craig? The fucker was so smug that he needed to see himself getting in his "win".

 

[gang weeder]

Why would Philly boi own up to the WWE mobile game shit after committing to lying about it for what? Over half a decade? Lmao. Why not just stick with the lie at that point. Instead he gets 2 seconds of positive attention and this is the result. Classic cow behavior

 

[#lurker]

I know there are bigger topics at the moment, but the fact he bought an Elite 2 controller is guaranteed kino in the future. Every single one of those controllers will break within 6-12 months, very poor quality control.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Doody did a cut of some of the key moments.

4:09 Phil: "Indeed I answered. You just didn't like the answers... It doesn't matter if it's honesty or not. It's still an answer."
What a fucking line that is lol

edit: Phil thinks someone not checking their email is some big gotcha that invalidates their point. Send them a text, you faggot. You're not some middle manager at a corporation.
edit 2: Phil playing the "bullying" card is just flat out pathetic. He's over 40 years old whining about people on a podcast talking negatively about him. All he has to do is ignore it and stay in his little stream bubble.

 

[PieceofShet]

I expected this to be a nothingburger. Craig surprised me. Big ups!

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

4:09 Phil: "Indeed I answered. You just didn't like the answers... It doesn't matter if it's honesty or not. It's still an answer."
What a fucking line that is lol

“Sure Phil, lying is an answer, and mocking you for it is a response”
Phil is such a faggot

 

[Anowood]

DSP conducted the interview with the completely intact original narrative he created about Craig/Sidescrollers backstabbing him after the interview and kept demanding an apology for that. Think about it, DSP is so retarded that he didn't include the fact that he, just one day before the interview, revealed to have been lying about WWE Champions. Any normal person would rethink their narrative at that point, maybe DSP would have done it if he had more time. Clearly with keemstar he thought a lot how to open the interview and what would make him look good. But with Craig he has completely forgotten that the situation completely changed by his own hands. The entire interview he acted like that fact was trivial despite it being the key piece in the dsp/sidescrollers saga. Craig was super confused why DSP would reveal that he was lying just one day before the interview.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I think one of the best parts of this is, it's yet another example of DSP shooting himself in his gouty foot. Literally nobody was pushing him to do an interview with Craig. At least with Keem, we knew there was some KC influence/Keem still wanting to recruit Phil for his podcast. But Craig wasn't clamoring to take a shot at Phil and as far as I know, barely even referenced him in the last year or so, and no dent/detractor/dentractor was egging Phil on to rematch with Craig. This was just Phil holding a grudge and wanting to go "beast mode" on Craig because he thinks he's suddenly become a redeemed and popular YouTuber.

As always, Phil is his worst detractor.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

When he is alone, he cuts a promo, telling Craig, "Go fuck yourself," with an angry face and giving the middle finger.

When talking with Craig Phil argues like a woman, saying, "You don't know how much you hurt me," and he's so cowardly that he ends the call before cursing him. He still the same faggot from his FGC era.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

"I haven't had a feud with you for 12 months" from Craig just shows how Phil doesn't live a normal life and SS lived in his head rent free

 

[shekelshoah666]

DSP's actual audience has been begging him to stop doing what he has been doing for weeks now but the KC paypigs just spam his chat with "KING PHIL" and get him to his 150 goal asap so DSP thinks he is on top of the world. It's actually astounding how easy it is to blow smoke up his ass.

You can look at his pre KC numbers and he was in legit decline income wise so it's not really a surprise he is trying to make the KC paypigs his audience by playing to them but all it takes is 1 word from PPP and he is back to 17 people active in his chat with 15 of them being trolls and like 190 viewers begging to hit the $50 goal. Even OIC has been pissed off in his chat so he better be careful not to push that tranny away.

 

[Digger10]

I'm normally in-tune enough with Phil I can at least understand what picture he's poorly trying to paint with his lies, but at the minute I'm just baffled and slightly dizzy. This is how Phil must feel when he's trying to do a captcha.

That's one of the fascinating things about Phil. People who can't take responsibility for their actions aren't unusual, but Phil is like a robot programmed to never take accountability for anything, no matter how many mental gymnastics he has to perform to do it.

When it comes to his most blatant lies, I wonder if he genuinely thinks that people will believe him, or if telling the truth and taking responsibility are so anathema to him that he feels like he has to lie, no matter how unconvincing it is.

 

[johnkimble123]

I didn't catch it, but how many fucking times did Phil look over at his monitor to watch himself during his public reaming by Craig? The fucker was so smug that he needed to see himself getting in his "win".

Also looking at chat (which is also to the side on that laptop) for confidence lol

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

When it comes to his most blatant lies, I wonder if he genuinely thinks that people will believe him, or if telling the truth and taking responsibility are so anathema to him that he feels like he has to lie, no matter how unconvincing it is.

Phil has basically said that he must lie because everyone is against him and he needs to protect himself. His paranoia is severe. When he said that crazy line "Indeed I answered. You just didn't like the answers... It doesn't matter if it's honesty or not. It's still an answer.", there wasn't any hesitation. Phil is a retarded rabid dog.

 

[Telemeter]

That is not even a joke man.

What a great wisdom. I am sure he will go back to his helicopter costumer service tomorrow. his days are surely numbered as a content creator after insulting Craig of the one and only sidescroller podcast.

I might be wrong, but I think he impressed his own audience. Insulting stuttering gay was either a great move, or he will apologize.

You know what is even less of a joke? An $800 tip.

That would not only impress Phil's audience, but the detractors would be absolutely DESTROYED, oh my God, we would have no choice but to accept Phil as the King with that amount of PWNAGE!

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Holy shit I'm rewatching it because I was at work and missed most of it, DSP saying he wouldn't play SF6 with Craig because he wouldn't have gotten anything out of it and because he wouldn't play with someone who doesn't play SF6 is an absolute bitch made move, he sounds like a fucking cunt saying this, and can't even see what Craig was trying to say.

 

[Shark]

DSP made craig wait on discord while he rambled for 10 minutes. Power move from the king

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Expectation v Reality

 

[Telemeter]

>DSP does not have a great showing
>Craig tells him he has to go
>DSP tells him to fuck off
>Craig cries and grifts for an hour

God, I fucking hate Craig more than DSP. You don’t know how much of a faggot he is. He’s worse than DSP.

A $900 tip to Phil would make Craig seethe and cope so much, he wouldn't be able to shut up about it and will immediately bring it up in rage at how much Phil OWNED him with that kind of money!

 

[Fascist Frederick]

A $900 tip to Phil would make Craig seethe and cope so much, he wouldn't be able to shut up about it and will immediately bring it up in rage at how much Phil OWNED him with that kind of money!

Every time you mention tipping Phil you keep adding $100 to it, how high are you prepared to go?