Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

its so weird being so wildly entertained by all this madness, yet so stressed out knowing its happening. I used to gang troll camgirls on Cam4 back in the early aughts (which i learned the other day is still around???) with other b/tards, I settled on my absolute favorite SweetEva and always had her stream open. Like NAL she would stream for hours, sometimes for 12 hours straight-multiple times I would mute her stream and fall asleep watching mythbusters-only to tune in before class to find that she was still at it.. Her antics were so wild, I once had to call the cops cause she mixed pills and booze and passed out and the ten people in chat were freaking out thinking she was dead. She wasnt, she lurched up like a scarecrows corpse and tried to get the cop on stream with her. Remarkable woman.

But I was young then, and to me watching a livestream of someone self destructing was funny-because it was just a person on my screen. I completely disconnected her in my mind as being a person on the other side. Now im pushing 40, with a full time job, a partner of 10 years and paying bills. Im grown, and that disconnect with KCJFS was broken when the NAL saga started. Im sitting here watching abuse in real time, on the other side of the screen isnt a circus act-its two people spiraling. Abusing each other and self harming, Josh has started hitting himself which is a brand new thing.

Im sorry, my adderall just hit and i have to stop myself from writing a novella about my feelings lmao

Troll's remorse is brutal, ain't it?

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Troll's remorse is brutal, ain't it?

I'd rather that guilt and pain, than keep being a weirdo piece of shit not seeing the people on my screen as people, but rather monkeys dancing for my amusement.

...growing up is so fucking weird. I now prefer fruit to candy and want lolcows to get help.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

There’s no reason why the Hag will reduce his payments, if he’s still on SSI.

I may be misremembering, but wasn’t one of the reasons Couch Chris had to leave was not only because he was a messy dickhead oaf, but also because Clint thought if he had a roommate actually on the lease his payments would go down?

 

[Cougar Pump]

its so weird being so wildly entertained by all this madness, yet so stressed out knowing its happening. I used to gang troll camgirls on Cam4 back in the early aughts (which i learned the other day is still around???) with other b/tards, I settled on my absolute favorite SweetEva and always had her stream open. Like NAL she would stream for hours, sometimes for 12 hours straight-multiple times I would mute her stream and fall asleep watching mythbusters-only to tune in before class to find that she was still at it.. Her antics were so wild, I once had to call the cops cause she mixed pills and booze and passed out and the ten people in chat were freaking out thinking she was dead. She wasnt, she lurched up like a scarecrows corpse and tried to get the cop on stream with her. Remarkable woman.

Have been considering making a retrospective thread on SweetEva, she was very entertaining. Sadly both her and Mike are dead now.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

I may be misremembering, but wasn’t one of the reasons Couch Chris had to leave was not only because he was a messy dickhead oaf, but also because Clint thought if he had a roommate actually on the lease his payments would go down?

For SSI, as long as NAL does not pay more than half of cobes’ food and shelter, having NAL live there would not affect his SSI. If she had a job (lol) it would be reduced, or if they got married and she was still unemployed, they would get reduced. Couch Chris was also a broke bum so I don’t see Clint’s angle was.

There could be Wyoming state benefits that were impacted by it, but I don’t know anything about those.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Or better yet Methica ends up buying that 8 dollar machete and turns him into a dank food hack.

You must be new here.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'd rather that guilt and pain, than keep being a weirdo piece of shit not seeing the people on my screen as people, but rather monkeys dancing for my amusement.

...growing up is so fucking weird. I now prefer fruit to candy and want lolcows to get help.

That's maturity and society is full of immature, emotionally stunted people. For every ween that moves on and regrets what they did, another doubles down and spirals into doing straight up criminal shit because they want to torment someone "beneath" them.

 

[3deadniggers]

Yeah if we just dont mention nitrous oxide they'll stop sending him grindr dates, the police, alcohol and NAL.

Just because people are already doing things doesn't mean you should suggest they do something else. The discussion has been on how dangerous it can be, how it can kill you and that Walmart stock it and can doordash it. If you can't tell the difference between that and discussing what's happened then you're as retarded as the Dark lord himself.

We're here to laugh at Josh for being retarded but feeding his glass punchers new ways to fuck with him makes you part of the glass puncher problem. These people aren't very smart or very original. If you give them a bunch of instructions they will follow them causing more harm than if you hadn't mentioned any of that in the thread.

That's maturity and society is full of immature, emotionally stunted people. For every ween that moves on and regrets what they did, another doubles down and spirals into doing straight up criminal shit because they want to torment someone "beneath" them.

Isn't criminal stuff mostly the younger audience? I don't think it's adults doing swattings and other really illegal stuff. Marty is an exception but he's a fucking idiot.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Have been considering making a retrospective thread on SweetEva, she was very entertaining. Sadly both her and Mike are dead now.

Damn, that hurts in a way I don't have the words to describe. She was in her 40s back then, but looked sixty, was limber as an olympian, had 2x stamina and alcohol tolerance.

I wonder where Lampy went ...
Goodnight SweetEva, may a flight of angels sing thee to they rest, in Hell

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Isn't criminal stuff mostly the younger audience? I don't think it's adults doing swattings and other really illegal stuff. Marty is an exception but he's a fucking idiot.

Most of the time it's done by feral teenagers and under 25's.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

Nictrous is fine if spaced like 3 months between uses. Nitrous Oxide deactivates all b12 vitamins in your body basically as soon as you do it. b12 is necessary in order to maintain the health of your myelin sheaths which protect your nerves in your brain and spinal cord. Once your b12 is deactivated, using nitrous eats away at those sheaths and will eventually damage your nerves and you will see symptoms like lose of functionality in your extremities (toes, fingers, feet) and eventually it can get so bad that you cannot walk if you're using nitrous daily for weeks/months on end. Your body will replenish b12 vitamins but it takes MONTHS to do so naturally. Taking oral b12 vitamins after a nitrous sesh/weekend doesnt help a ton. liquid b12 injections are the only thing they're seeing working in the medical community right now ro reverse the demylenation.

Think of it like a video game where you have your Health bar and also an Armor bar. Doing nitrous will insantly deplete all your armor, any nitrous you do after that will begin to permanently hurt your health. So you need to allow your shield to recharge (take a 2-3 month break) after extensive seshes so that you're not slamming your nervous system that has experienced demylination:

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/demyelinating-disease

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Nictrous is fine if spaced like 3 months between uses. Nitrous Oxide deactivates all b12 vitamins in your body basically as soon as you do it. b12 is necessary in order to maintain the health of your myelin sheaths which protect your nerves in your brain and spinal cord. Once your b12 is deactivated, using nitrous eats away at those sheaths and will eventually damage your nerves and you will see symptoms like lose of functionality in your extremities (toes, fingers, feet) and eventually it can get so bad that you cannot walk if you're using nitrous daily for weeks/months on end. Your body will replenish b12 vitamins but it takes MONTHS to do so naturally. Taking oral b12 vitamins after a nitrous sesh/weekend doesnt help a ton. liquid b12 injections are the only thing they're seeing working in the medical community right now ro reverse the demylenation.

Think of it like a video game where you have your Health bar and also an Armor bar. Doing nitrous will insantly deplete all your armor, any nitrous you do after that will begin to permanently hurt your health. So you need to allow your shield to recharge (take a 2-3 month break) after extensive seshes so that you're not slamming your nervous system that has experienced demylination:

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/demyelinating-disease

So most people who do inhalants turn themselves into vegetables.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

So most people who do inhalants turn themselves into vegetables.

Most nitrous users don't use it habitually. Some people get addicted but I saw hundreds of people with nitrous balloons last weekend that probably only use it 1-2 times a year. Also idk whats more degenerate using whippits or just sourcing tanks directly from TanksDirect.

 

[3deadniggers]

Maybe we should stop encouraging trying to cripple Cobra? Seems like a good fucking idea to me!

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

That's maturity and society is full of immature, emotionally stunted people. For every ween that moves on and regrets what they did, another doubles down and spirals into doing straight up criminal shit because they want to torment someone "beneath" them.

Thanks friend, a lot of users here are...not good people. After all, it's the old ChrisChan forum/ED offshoot. Christ, it's how NAL found out about Cobes! It's refreshing to know that there are amiable, decent people on this hellsite. We're watching the train wreck together, but concerned for the people on board instead of reveling in the carnage.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Most nitrous users don't use it habitually. Some people get addicted but I saw hundreds of people with nitrous balloons last weekend that probably only use it 1-2 times a year. Also idk whats more degenerate using whippits or just sourcing tanks directly from TanksDirect.

So you're saying it's less addictive than duster? Because there are plenty of actual duster fiends like the IRL streamer N'Spectre.

Well, actually this guy is hooked on inhalants in general. He's done whippets and butane too.

Thanks friend, a lot of users here are...not good people. After all, it's the old ChrisChan forum/ED offshoot. Christ, it's how NAL found out about Cobes! It's refreshing to know that there are amiable, decent people on this hellsite. We're watching the train wreck together, but concerned for the people on board instead of reveling in the carnage.

There's a lot less shitheads here than on places like reddit or discord. Especially discord. That's where all the gayops happens and actual sadists do their thing. Maybe this thread in particular attracts the more level headed people but weening and trolling plans are a surefire way to get yourself laughed off the site.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

It can be addictive. See Steve-O. The thing is that the addiction is super short-lived. After like 10 mins without use you don't really crave it anymore so only the super impulsive will fall victim to addiction with it.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

Inhalants have always fascinated me from a "holy shit how can people lose themselves to this" perspective. Strangest one I have heard of is paradichlorabenzene or PDCB for short, its the active ingredient in mothballs and urinal cakes that give them the odor they have. There is an entire subreddit dedicated to the abuse of urinal cakes.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Inhalants have always fascinated me from a "holy shit how can people lose themselves to this" perspective. Strangest one I have heard of is paradichlorabenzene or PDCB for short, its the active ingredient in mothballs and urinal cakes that give them the odor they have. There is an entire subreddit dedicated to the abuse of urinal cakes.

It takes a special breed of subhuman to do something like that for a high. I bet there's an overlap with the poz/bugchaser community too. Call it a hunch.

 

[ASeabear8952]

but weening and trolling plans are a surefire way to get yourself laughed off the site.

I’ll never forget when the subreddit went down so many a-logs fled to here and between this thread and the Reddit A-logs thread probably about five of them got doxxed. Fun times.