Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
Her entire style is weird (but not funny.) Her ensemble for the Ralph pics does not match even a little, and I've seen her wearing other odd things I can't recall right now. I'm guessing Spicer, MN isn't much of a fashion hub.

She is from small-town rural minnesota (Litchfield). She always had minimal fashion and make-up sense, but these days I think she reflects Nick's sensibilities. The mismatched trashy porn star look she sported at the hearing is IMO exactly what Nick would think looks great. I'm sure bad make-up is a turn on for Balldo too. And given her role as coke whore side-piece, she will absolutely aim to please Nick even if somewhere she knows she looks really bad. I'm sure Nick also gaslights them all playing the cultured cityboy when in reality he was a suburban incel nerd who grew up in Lakeville MN.
 
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Has Nick given up the pretense of being a streamer now? He hasn't streamed for a full week
His brief is due in his case soon, expect him to stream about it after it was filed. He only streams about his case now after initially declaring he would not be streaming about his case at all.
 
Why is Aaron is the 'least bad' of the Gangbang of Four? Kayla to my understanding is all but legally a vegetable, so assigning moral blame to her is akin to persecuting rocks for not having an opinion on the Holocaust. April is apparently sentient but seems just like a simple, malleable magpie: grasping vines to erver more powerful men (from her simple Woods Boy to Aaron, then from Aaron to Balldo). Toeguards may point to her leaving Aaron's keedz but they still have their actual mother.

I could go either way with Aaron or Nick being worst, and it may be premature to call who's worst as either can still do a lot of damage. I suppose Nick has greater capacity for evil due to resources available and on paper being smarter than Aaron, and the Toe can't punch above his weight (victories against the ragepig aside).

I think the men who are clearly leading Our Wives are more morally culpaple for manipulating, arranging, and orchestrating for the Qover to startt, fall apart, and are clearly in charge of the post-arrest lawfare. Please disabuse me of supposed simpery if I'm too off-base here.
Again, the people that got an 8yo exposed to cocaine are undoubtedly worse.
 
Fun fact, Kenzie Reeves is also Nick's favorite porn meme (the one where she is on a couch and surrounded by black men). Apparently, Nick is a fan of more than just the meme.
For those at work, here's the meme.
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I could go either way with Aaron or Nick being worst,
Please disabuse me of supposed simpery if I'm too off-base here.
I don't think you're simping. I just think you're wrong.

That anybody would argue that Aaron is as bad or worse than Nick is truly baffling to me. One got caught with 26 grams of cocaine and had their 8 year old test positive for cocaine, and the other didn't.

I also think if you wanna really wanna press that argument, you'd experience far less grief in the Aaron thread (though probably still some).
 
I don't think you're simping. I just think you're wrong.

That anybody would argue that Aaron is as bad or worse than Nick is truly baffling to me. One got caught with 26 grams of cocaine and had their 8 year old test positive for cocaine, and the other didn't.

I also think if you wanna really wanna press that argument, you'd experience far less grief in the Aaron thread (though probably still some).
Remember Aaron’s kids was around drugs too, I bet if they tested his kids at least one would pops for coke. Aaron is made the less of evils but his still bad. He’s a wife beater,homo(nick and Aaron did gay stuff),a self proclaimed coke head,did all the things that nick did/a cuck/also if he didn’t get kicked out the poly group,we all know if he didn’t get kicked there will be a 4th mugshot. Aaron is a piece of shit e begging faggot and no one should be backing him up or white knighting for this loser. WAKE THE FUCK UP!
 
While Nick and April both seem to me to be very unenthusiastic about having (more) children, I think it's very plausible that Kayla feels differently. Babies are cute and, very unlike older children, love you unconditionally.

And when the babies belong to your sisterwife, you get that enjoyment without getting fat or being responsible. April should keep a close on her birth control method, lest she suddenly find herself expanding the Qompound's population.
Entirely possible too. She does seem to tie her self-worth to her role as a mother, so I could see her needing to feel needed.
 
Has Nick given up the pretense of being a streamer now? He hasn't streamed for a full week
He has a very full schedule, with hours every day blocked out for a variety of activities, like impotent seething, punching himself in the face like a drooling mongoloid, coping, shower calls, buttering up April to keep her from going state's evidence, jerking his limp Balldo-encased dick, etc.
There are tweets where he denies ever saying Jesus was a sinner, then when someone provides a link to him saying it, he then doubles down and tries to argue why he is right about the thing he had only seconds before, denied ever saying.
I don't even know why he lied about that. I'm not sure it would be proper to call him an outright sinner, but at least if you're Catholic there's some theological justification for such a concept. The only human who was specifically and canonically declared to be without sin was Mary (the Immaculate Conception is not that of Jesus but that of Mary herself).

Christ became man, and thus would have known sin and temptation, whether or not He committed any actual direct act of sin. At Gethsemane, He experienced doubt and even fear, and desperately hoped not to meet the fate that He knew was coming. He was tempted by Satan, although he did not succumb.

Arguably, the Temple moneylenders happening was wrath. I don't agree with that. I think it was righteous anger. Still, it's one of my favorite Jesus moments. As the saying goes, whenever someone asks what would Jesus do, remember that it could very well include flipping over tables and beating people with a whip.
I would LOVE to see nick and/or his representation try to handwave away the mass spec and liquid chromatography.
I doubt the court will buy it, but his retarded followers will. They're even dumber than the kind of O.J. Simpson jurors who were baffled with bullshit to the point O.J.'s defense team was able to convince them DNA testing was some kind of arcane bullshit that wasn't reliable.

This wasn't entirely the jury's fault. Judge Ito massively fucked up and whether out of being starstruck or whatever, he let the defense get away with all sorts of improper shit, like staging a jury visit to O.J.'s house where they cleaned up the scene in advance to get rid of all the pictures of rich white people on his wall and replace them with black people, just bullshit like that.
Ricardo, Romaine and all those Minneapolis dope dealers he suspiciously started following on Instagram along with those local whores. Remember how ‘funny and weird’ it was for him to brag about collecting escorts’ phone numbers too.
And adding open cocaine dealers to his social media. How absolutely fucking stupid do you have to be to do that?
 
Remember Aaron’s kids was around drugs too, I bet if they tested his kids at least one would pops for coke. Aaron is made the less of evils but his still bad. He’s a wife beater,homo(nick and Aaron did gay stuff),a self proclaimed coke head,did all the things that nick did/a cuck/also if he didn’t get kicked out the poly group,we all know if he didn’t get kicked there will be a 4th mugshot. Aaron is a piece of shit e begging faggot and no one should be backing him up or white knighting for this loser. WAKE THE FUCK UP!
You appear to have got lost on your way to Reddit.

Lurk maor.
 
LMAO he just cant stop lying even in the most banal situations... reading your post I thought he was just being facetious but he honestly stated his encyclopedic knowledge. That´s so funny.
I'm thinking that pornstar #3 must be either a horse, zebra, or minor. That's why he couldn't mention her/him!

Can't even mention one of Dax's favorite pornstars, like Hitomi Tanaka? Fake friend, or only prefers paedomorphic women.
 
Christ became man, and thus would have known sin and temptation, whether or not He committed any actual direct act of sin. At Gethsemane, He experienced doubt and even fear, and desperately hoped not to meet the fate that He knew was coming. He was tempted by Satan, although he did not succumb.
There is "the missing years" but it is reddit fedora tier to start harping like Jesus was channelling Nick during them. He was not a sinner. A sinner cannot die for the sins of others.

Nick has constantly shown that he will just lie to people on the internet. He is in a constant state of trying to get "wins" on people. If you say the sky is blue he will say it is yellow with pink spots. Then deny, then argue edge cases such as that time in 1800s when a confederate asshole wrote about it in a diary while high on morphine.
 
She’s a fucking rube whore who thinks she can pass as a respectable woman. Nick must get off on humiliating her like this.
He had her stream her court hearing from his fucking house, he alluded in the cope stream after her hearing that the coke is essentially jointly-possessed, she looks like a cheap skank in her public appearances. He's openly humiliating her while in her naive eyes, the trinkets he gives her = undying love.

Seems like his dick is the only thing he isn't making hard for April.

No sympathy for the Fleshlight.
 
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Has anyone kept a post or reference to all the great lies and hypocrisies of Nick Rekieta?

I saw again recently a clip from a few years ago, where he was speaking out against polygamy with what sounded like genuine conviction.

There are tweets where he denies ever saying Jesus was a sinner, then when someone provides a link to him saying it, he then doubles down and tries to argue why he is right about the thing he had only seconds before, denied ever saying.


Pippa's Greasy KB posted a list of broken promises that are, effectively, lies (X).

The challenge with tracking Nick's blatant lies is that they're mixed up by seven years of history and his lawyer-speak with a dose of hyperbole and sarcasm. A good clip describing that problem, starring Null, here.

Nick would be the first to say his views on some subjects, particularly religion, have changed over time so his statements on polygamy or Jesus being a sinner may not be considered objective lies.

There are, however, many blatant lies that cannot be debated. Off the top of my head:

- He will never lie to us - see first link above.
- Being monogamous (though I'm unsure when he said that vs when the Imholtes entered the picture, and the whoring in Vegas is not verified.)
- Null being a pedo (he's said that, right?)
- Monty being a pedo
- Growing up in a rough area of Houston.
- He cannot release the bodycam
- The timing of the GiveSendGo for the Monty suit and his Mustang purchase. Pepsi Man Clip
- He'd never talk to cops
- Drex. I believe he's denied Drex had a stepdad-type relationship with a child who he later had sex with when she was an adult. This is a verifiable fact from Drex himself. Null detailed Nick denying that fact on MATI. The shower call.

There are more, I'm sure.
 
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