Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Not Who You Think]

Wrong, you're thinking of Piper Perri, who also was a negligent parent. Shes the bitch from the famous meme. (Don't know the names of the niggers, outside of the deformed head one I don't think any of them work anymore)

Kenzie Reeves = Piper Perri?

@Not Who You Think mixed up the pornstars. Kenzie didn't even start until after Piper quit after one of her own 5 kids died. Its actually sort of ironic how much Piper and Nick have in common.

Correct! Apparently, I don't have the alleged encyclopedic knowledge of porn stars that Nick does.

I have updated my post to properly account for Piper, who is 4 ft 10, skinny, and blonde, which also tracks with Nick's tastes.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

I've learned more about porn stars today than I thought I would.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

encyclopedic knowledge of porn stars

its called KNOW YOUR MEME and you should try sometime.

 

[Vibralldo]

Correct! Apparently, I don't have the alleged encyclopedic knowledge of porn stars that Nick does.

I have updated my post to properly account for Piper, who is 4 ft 10, skinny, and blonde, which also tracks with Nick's tastes.

>Nick likes petite, short, young looking porn stars
>His favorite anime is about underage child rape
>He gave his daughter cocaine (allegedly)
>His best friend is a self admitted groomer
>He regularly associates with Vito the Pedo
>He goes on with Metlon, who graphically describes how he'd molest kids

I'm not saying anything, I'm just listing a bunch of random true statements together for no particular reason.

If you come to any specific conclusions about Nick because of them, you're funny and weird!

 

[Chazzed Up]

I don't think you're simping. I just think you're wrong.

That anybody would argue that Aaron is as bad or worse than Nick is truly baffling to me. One got caught with 26 grams of cocaine and had their 8 year old test positive for cocaine, and the other didn't.

I also think if you wanna really wanna press that argument, you'd experience far less grief in the Aaron thread (though probably still some).

The one point I'd raise is that according to Aaron he found his child holding a bullet of cocaine, meaning his child potentially testing positive for cocaine was averted by chance rather than because he was keeping them safe. As far as being caught with 26 grams of cocaine, Aaron and April probably couldn't afford their own stash. I won't weigh in on who is worse, probably Nick due to the extent of the neglect of his children, but those particular reasons you raised aren't in my estimation because Aaron is better than Nick in a substantial way. He's just a poorfag version of Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

I have updated my post to properly account for Piper, who is 4 ft 10, skinny, and blonde, which also tracks with Nick's tastes.

So the more they look like children the more Nick is into them. This isn't surprising considering what we know about him now.

 

[PinKopyKat]

>Nick likes petite, short, young looking porn stars
>His favorite anime is about underage child rape
>He gave his daughter cocaine (allegedly)
>His best friend is a self admitted groomer
>He regularly associates with Vito the Pedo
>He goes on with Metlon, who graphically describes how he'd molest kids

I'm not saying anything, I'm just listing a bunch of random true statements together for no particular reason.

If you come to any specific conclusions about Nick because of them, you're funny and weird!

It's okay, you can always heavily imply some inane bullshit and backpedal on it saying "I didn't say that" or deflect with whataboutisms like "THE Z LIED AT MOMENT X AT PLACE Y"

It's a genius move that is totally transparent to people who have a brain hemorroid (aka everyone who isn't Nick)

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

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Same phenotype as Nick the Neck. (smaller nose though)

(this guy allegedly liked to take it up the ass)

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

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Same phenotype as Nick the Neck. (smaller nose though)

(this guy allegedly liked to take it up the ass)

AFAIK, Domitian wasn't gay.
If there's one faggot emperor I'd compare to Nick, it'd be Elagabalus.

 

[AnOminous]

AFAIK, Domitian wasn't gay.
If there's one faggot emperor I'd compare to Nick, it'd be Elagabalus.

Personally I'd go for Commodus.

That said, you should really be skeptical of most "biographies" of Roman emperors because if they lost a power struggle, their history was written by the very people who murdered them. So a lot of the histories of Roman dynasties are absolute bullshit.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Personally I'd go for Commodus.

Yeah, that'd probably be a better fit.
I mainly chose Elagabalus because he actually did take it up the ass (and the shame this brought to the empire eventually caused his assassination).

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, that'd probably be a better fit.
I mainly chose Elagabalus because he actually did take it up the ass (and the shame this brought to the empire eventually caused his assassination).

He was also literally a troon, so if Nick ever actually flat-out troons up, I'd revert back to Elegabalus.

 

[3MMA]

Nick's whole "relationship expert" discussion angle he kept trying was aimed at creating opportunities to chat up men, women or couples. Especially those younger than himself.

I had similar thoughts when rewatching that clip too. It came off as if Nick was on the hunt, like some chickenhawk cruisin’ high schools. It was funny when he gave the game away by accidently alluding to being “back around the market for the first time in 19 years,” or something to that affect. Did not anticipate a Chickenhawk Nick era though it’s not surprising in the least.

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ETA:

He has not covered much of the election at all this year. What a great strategy for a political commentary streamer that is SO important that he is being persecuted by his local government conspiracy! It is incredible how much boomer SuperChat money he is leaving on the table...

What a shock! Damn the guv’ment keepin’ da Nicker down. They persecuting’ da Balldo, da Gadsden snek wearing cuck meister qover lover pornsick Juju suckin’ coon killin’ persecuted commentary streamer who slams whiskey & wears cock n ball torture devices. Without Cuck Rekieta on the case, people are lost & floundering this election season. It’s a damn gub’mint conspiracy or something.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"Classy people keep secrets"

Exactly, if only Aaron, Kayla's sister, the priest, the police, CPS and actually everyone had just not mentioned that nick was a druggy, Kayla zoomed out on benzos while the kids are dirty and starving.

How dare people look out for the kids, it makes Master Balldo look bad.
The level of retardation required to argue that people should just STFU about child neglect is insane.

Nick's locals simps deserve a beating, or what I would call "living with daddy Crackity for a months".

 

[repentance]

The one point I'd raise is that according to Aaron he found his child holding a bullet of cocaine, meaning his child potentially testing positive for cocaine was averted by chance rather than because he was keeping them safe. As far as being caught with 26 grams of cocaine, Aaron and April probably couldn't afford their own stash. I won't weigh in on who is worse, probably Nick due to the extent of the neglect of his children, but those particular reasons you raised aren't in my estimation because Aaron is better than Nick in a substantial way. He's just a poorfag version of Nick.

Yeah, that happened when Nick was visiting Aaron. Given that, why on on earth move in with someone who has already proven to be reckless with drugs around kids? They could have indulged in all the debauchery they wished with the Rekietas without moving in with them.

 

[Lemondale]

Nicky is in hiding, when he should be doing coke drinkin and streamin his winnings.

 

[Father Balldo]

Today is the deadline for Nick's response to the state's response to his motion. Another "Crackets W" incoming? Potential gloat stream where he muses over his genius legal strategy? Rev up those combines, it's harvesting time!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Today is the deadline for Nick's response to the state's response to his motion. Another "Crackets W" incoming? Potential gloat stream where he muses over his genius legal strategy? Rev up those combines, it's harvesting time!

If he had something to gloat about he would have had his proxies spread the message already.
Nick never talks straight himself, what he actually thinks about his case comes through Barnes, Dick and the other retards.

 

[Truly Rural]

His response to state's filing is due today isn't it?

 

[Fapcop]

He has a very full schedule, with hours every day blocked out for a variety of activities, like impotent seething, punching himself in the face like a drooling mongoloid, coping, shower calls, buttering up April to keep her from going state's evidence, jerking his limp Balldo-encased dick, etc

Pretty sure that Nick is hitting the bottle pretty hard.

His little drug bandaid won’t pick it up.

And while Nick is dumb enough to sit and sip some booze out of his cup without getting totally hammered on stream, I reckon he still has enough brain cells to realize that can’t get PLASTERED without getting busted.

Nick isn’t streaming because if the choice is between getting Racketts level hammered and streaming, he’ll pick the whisky bottle every time.