Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Won garish]

So a short theory on Nick and Christianity... I do think he is /was a believer (book of Hebrews talks about the impossibility of return to Christ if you have walked away). Vices got in the way mainly booze,. Then MN legalized the green grass. "Maybe I should get some and stream" was a quote I remember 3 years ago? The deck stack quickly as you add to this layer of giving up judgements on things you should keep in check. Morality takes a nose dive and we get this shit show... The fruits were present. But now that tree is in sorry shape with stank fruit.

I believe that he was faking his Christianity all along. He has always taken the lords name in vain. It never even occurred to him that he shouldn’t.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

The guy in his comments would have chugged the kool-aid in Jonestown.

Jonestown? That's baby shit nigga.

This guy would've gladly handed his 12 year old daughter off to Warren Jeffs for marriage and then spent days fasting and praying for his release from the prison he's enjoying.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I'd bet dollars to donuts that Nick will assert that "monogamous" narrowly means married to one person. As opposed to polygamous. I can almost hear his nasally voice. "What's funny is I only remember getting married once. To Lady Racketts. I think we're still married. I don't know. Weird."

Oh my God, I can hear it already.

 

[daffodils]

He's getting sick again but is anxious to fulfill those implied Locals and Rumble deals. Groundhog Day.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He's getting sick again but is anxious to fulfill those implied Locals and Rumble deals. Groundhog Day.
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Still with those retarded hints about "the story".

Nigga, you had 26g of cocaine + ketamine in your house, your kid tested positive and your wife is a drugged out wreck, while you get a blowjob from your mistress on livestream while you have powder on your nose from your last line.
The only story here is that you refuse to accept responsibility. Own up to the mistake, get treatment and stop being a fucking faggot.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Still with those retarded hints about "the story".

Nigga, you had 26g of cocaine + ketamine in your house, your kid tested positive and your wife is a drugged out wreck, while you get a blowjob from your mistress on livestream while you have powder on your nose from your last line.
The only story here is that you refuse to accept responsibility. Own up to the mistake, get treatment and stop being a fucking faggot.

the brightside is that even if Nick wins all his legal stuff and faces no longterm criminal penalties, no one will ever really believe him outside of his most dedicated cult members. I actually think nick would prefer to get the book thrown at him if it meant he could retain his internet clout. Nigga was MALDIN on twitter a few days back about how maddening it is that no one will just accept the bullshit he spews lmfao.

 

[thebigdream]

He's getting sick again but is anxious to fulfill those implied Locals and Rumble deals. Groundhog Day.
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Abloo bloo bloo, my internet went out. Then I came down with a heat rash. Then a dog ate my homework. Woe is me, the only streamer who is afflicted by these problems on such a regular basis.

 

[dustnight]

He's getting sick again but is anxious to fulfill those implied Locals and Rumble deals. Groundhog Day.
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"Someday, the story of this year gets to be told..."

 

[Truly Rural]

He's getting sick again

Did school start in Minnesota? Is he sick of driving those damn kids 80 miles/day?

 

[Light blue notebook]

He's getting sick again but is anxious to fulfill those implied Locals and Rumble deals. Groundhog Day.
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The filing is that bad, huh.

 

[Desktop User2]

He's getting sick again but is anxious to fulfill those implied Locals and Rumble deals. Groundhog Day.
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Cant wait for the book on his debauchery. 50 Shades of Gray with a lot of stand-up rants in the middle. Butter dishes in the sex dungeon, a Marlon Brando impersonation by Aaron in the audio book, Nick as Maria Schneider.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

If there's one faggot emperor I'd compare to Nick, it'd be Elagabalus.

Elagabalus had the excuse that he was fifteen or so and once given absolute power, did exactly what an edgy teen would do with it. Nick is supposedly an adult.

That said, you should really be skeptical of most "biographies" of Roman emperors because if they lost a power struggle, their history was written by the very people who murdered them. So a lot of the histories of Roman dynasties are absolute bullshit.

Domitian especially, since even reading Suetonius (the most gossipy of Roman historians who loved sexual scandals) the idea you get is that Domitian's main crime was pissing off the senate.

I believe that he was faking his Christianity all along. He has always taken the lords name in vain. It never even occurred to him that he shouldn’t.

Has he? He is a religious leader that is unjustly persecuted by religious hypocrites fearing for their own power. And the government aids them out of complacency and fear Nick, the religious and political firebrand. What I'm saying is that Nick might believe he is at least comparable Jesus and so can use the Lord's name all he wants.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Still with those retarded hints about "the story".

Nigga, you had 26g of cocaine + ketamine in your house, your kid tested positive and your wife is a drugged out wreck, while you get a blowjob from your mistress on livestream while you have powder on your nose from your last line.
The only story here is that you refuse to accept responsibility. Own up to the mistake, get treatment and stop being a fucking faggot.

Nick will never tell the story.

For those who followed Weeb Wars, you will recall Monica and Ron promising the same thing about the damning evidence they had against Vic that could not be released while the case was active. This is the same tactic.

We also have multiple lists with dozens of items he has failed to follow through in providing after explicit promises.

Nick also teased that he had secret information about Vic's accusers that he would only drop if the case failed. When it did and he was asked about it, he lamely said 'Well, you already know it all.'

the brightside is that even if Nick wins all his legal stuff and faces no longterm criminal penalties, no one will ever really believe him outside of his most dedicated cult members. I actually think nick would prefer to get the book thrown at him if it meant he could retain his internet clout. Nigga was MALDIN on twitter a few days back about how maddening it is that no one will just accept the bullshit he spews lmfao.

Nick is a streamer who never streams. He is tired of it because it is not solely an ego boost. If he wanted to make money again, he would have to confront his mistakes and put in actual work to present a good product. Nick is equally allergic to responsibility and work.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

He's getting sick again but is anxious to fulfill those implied Locals and Rumble deals. Groundhog Day.
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I can't wait for Nick to totally stream about these topics on Friday, open a web page to read about them, and then 2 minutes in proceed to cope and seethe the rest of the stream about people not falling for his obvious attempts to control the narrative.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Nick is a streamer who never streams. He is tired of it because it is not solely an ego boost. If he wanted to make money again, he would have to confront his mistakes and put in actual work to present a good product. Nick is equally allergic to responsibility and work.

its amazing how the arc is shared with almost every streamer from "da sektur". His peak was just a few years later is all. Very good chance the rest of his career will be similar to ralph where he just pillstreams about the good old days when everyone wasn't "mad at him" interspersed with crying about "JOSHUAAAAAA MOOOON AND YOU KIWIFAAAAAAGS.... JJOOOOOOHHNNNNNN"

 

[StannisTheMannis]

AFAIK, Domitian wasn't gay.
If there's one faggot emperor I'd compare to Nick, it'd be Elagabalus.

Honorius is a better comparison.

- His dad Theodosius left him a strong empire and he squandered it all
- Was a weak, self-sabotaging brat
- Holed himself up in Ravenna for most of his reign because he was a lazy, paranoid pussy
- Backstabbed strong, effective allies like Stilicho when the latter got too independent, then wondered why his empire crumbled so quickly.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I had to look up this Piper Perri person and she looks so young that I probably caught a FISA warrant. THIS is what gets Nick turned on?

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It makes sense to me now why he’s always projecting, accusing others of being sketch when he’s pals with literal pedophiles. And I think I spotted the inspo for that atrocious 1980s bathroom Nick loves so much:

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April is debasing herself for this sick fuck even more than we realized.

 

[The Wokest]

I had to look up this Piper Perri person and she looks so young that I probably caught a FISA warrant. THIS is what gets Nick turned on?

Oh crap they are 2 different whores

-------Piper Perri------/----Kenzie Reeves----

Bossman bans people if he says the name of a Zornstar and his chat doesn't know who she is, if you're not pornbrained you are a RAT frfr no cap

 

[sum ting wong]

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Nick please, you have the chance to be really funny.

 

[River possum]

Oh my God, I can hear it already.

I read that with balldo man's voice in my head, no joke. That was on point