Not to detract from the most important dr. farmer to ever post in the history of the Chantal thread just a mere 8 hours ago who we'll never see again (smooches). But I'd like to briefly re-visit her newly-acquired clothing size. She was allegedly assigned a size 58. But the size-58 red tarp didn't fit her, and yet the size-60 giant-gunt-on-the-prairie smock did. So I'm going with her being a size 60.
Assuming a 60" waist, I took a little gander to that hilarious body-visualizer website. I set a constant height of 61 inches and analyzed how the waist measurement increases with every 10-pound weight gain. I only analyzed what would be considered an overweight BMI for a woman at her height, starting at 140 lbs with a waist of 31 inches. Unfortunately, the body-visualizer only goes up to the svelte weight of 270 with a waist of a measly 45 inches. However, it was a pretty consistent pattern that for every 10 pounds a 5'1" woman gains, the waist expands by approximately 1 inch. I extrapolated the 1 inch waist per 10 pounds to estimate her current weight... drum roll please... at a 60" waist she should be approximately
410-420 pounds.
Now you may say... well azure, she's apple shaped. So her waist will be overstated while her.... something (?) may be understated. Well farmers, the body visualizer of a 5'1" woman at 270 sure looks apple shaped to me!
For your viewing pleasure.... what Chantal may look like at 270.... they even share a hairstyle!
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Was this scientific? Not particularly. But it was fun!