Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ibeatmywife]

It's insane Clint hasn't taken his shotgun from him. It's like letting a 12 year old have a loaded firearm sit around their room.

I actually think the BOY should have a shotgun besides the hair trigger it's one of the most boglim proof guns because you can just give him rocksalt shells in case a unhinged troll (or nal) tries to put him in a self defense situation.

 

[highly regarded 420]

I hate this. I hate all of this.

I’ve been watching Jord for almost a decade. I just enjoy laughing at his unintentionally hilarious observations and dank food hacks. Fan interactions were fun and harmless when it was glitter bombs and surstromming.

This is derangement on levels never reached by Cobra poop touchers.

Yeah, and the more this goes on the more they both become "deranged". That's the absolute correct term for it because this whole thing is so far off from where it should be it's not even funny anymore. I signed up for lolcow not murder suicide.

I want to go back to dank drink combos, fucking trolls, and black magic. Puking on the carpet and throwing a T-shirt over it.

At this point Shon is the only participant who retains a shred of sanity.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

He's holding his shotgun to his chin

Who did it better?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I actually think the BOY should have a shotgun besides the hair trigger it's one of the most boglim proof guns because you can just give him rocksalt shells in case a unhinged troll (or nal) tries to put him in a self defense situation.

Cobra should not have any guns whatsoever. He's shown many times he is not mature enough to have them. He's waved them around in the past and if that photo is real he's pointing them at himself.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Fucking shame he didn't blow her head off.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Cobra should have any guns whatsoever. He's shown many times he is not mature enough to have them. He's waved them around in the past and if that photo is real he's pointing them at himself.

The only guns he should have are squirt guns or Nerf guns. He’s more likely to kill himself with a real gun over using it in self defense.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Cobra should have any guns whatsoever. He's shown many times he is not mature enough to have them. He's waved them around in the past and if that photo is real he's pointing them at himself.

Overall I agree I'm just thinking about his safety because I feel like it's a real possibility that only increases as his alogs get worse and worse.

 

[Rabbits]

looking forward to the true crime podcast series that comes out of this murder and/or suicide

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Does Jessica actually have a solid case against Josh with her "evidence"? It doesn't exactly take a legal expert to see she's the one egging him on and antagonizing him when he's holding a FUCKING GUN. Josh's rage of course isn't helping anything in his favor.

I'm just worried some simp ass judge might fall for her woe is me act.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Does Jessica actually have a solid case against Josh with her "evidence"? It doesn't exactly take a legal expert to see she's the one egging him on and antagonizing him when he's holding a FUCKING GUN. Josh's rage of course isn't helping anything in his favor.

I'm just worried some simp ass judge might fall for her woe is me act.

No

Only thing that would happen is josh will have that gun taken away

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I was thinking about this, but I highly doubt she would have posted this video if he did, or thay the cops would've looked at her phone to see what argument led to it, or even if they did if they would find it, because she would have deleted it. Rememeber, shes the victim here, so anyone seeing that would get rid of her victimhood. However, she played herself like the retard she is, because no judge or leo is going to look at this and think she wasnt the aggressor. She literally has no marks on her, so her claims of abuse are moot, and the part with her watching him woth his gun and not teying to intervene shows shes a cunt.

Where in the original source is this pic? Also if she causes him to kill himself she should go to prison.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Overall I agree I'm just thinking about his safety because I feel like it's a real possibility that only increases as his alogs get worse and worse.

A guy that is regularly drunk/high most of the time isn’t going to be a good shot. If Cobes weren’t those things, and had more maturity, I’d agree, but the best thing he should be doing is filing a restraining order against NAL and ignore her. Clint should help him do it, because NAL will only get worse, and it will likely take legal action for her to stop bothering Cobes.

 

[ibeatmywife]

A guy that is regularly drunk/high most of the time isn’t going to be a good shot. If Cobes weren’t those things, and had more maturity, I’d agree, but the best thing he should be doing is filing a restraining order against NAL and ignore her. Clint should help him do it, because NAL will only get worse, and it will likely take legal action for her to stop bothering Cobes.

It's clear cobes has no idea how restraining orders work by his video so yea if clint doesn't help him get one he really is a piece of shit.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Get Cobes a salt gun. He can't hurt anyone with it, but I bet it stings.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Josh: whispers "I'm so fucking tired" *cowbell noise*
NAL: "WHAT? So you're going to shoot me?"
YES. Please God it would be so fucking funny if she had her brains blown out yapping into the selfie cam with Josh in perfect "rule of thirds" frame loading and shouldering Bad Company while her last words are "So you're going to shoot me?" before becoming Ronnie Mcnutt 2.0 before our eyes.
Give me my fedora tips now but I would get genuine sick entertainment seeing the bog demon die viscerally on livestream.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

A guy that is regularly drunk/high most of the time isn’t going to be a good shot. If Cobes weren’t those things, and had more maturity, I’d agree, but the best thing he should be doing is filing a restraining order against NAL and ignore her. Clint should help him do it, because NAL will only get worse, and it will likely take legal action for her to stop bothering Cobes.

I know Wyoming is a gun rights state but how the hell does cobes have a shotgun? I'm worried about him not NAL.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Give me my fedora tips now but I would get genuine sick entertainment seeing the bog demon die viscerally on livestream.

Really this is one of those situations where "she was asking for it" is an absolute defense against murder charges.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is a helpful reminder for all you Kiwis desperate to end your dry spell or virginity that there’s some fates worse than not nutting

 

[bonified retard]

Get Cobes a salt gun. He can't hurt anyone with it, but I bet it stings. View attachment 6390860

He already got sent one during the bug era

 

[shaverinocory]

This is a helpful reminder for all you Kiwis desperate to end your dry spell or virginity that there’s some fates worse than not nutting

Always remember, you can get yourself off better than any hole or pole can.