Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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The guy most likely recorded a whole bunch of videos of himself while being obese, implying that he was rarely finishing the entire meal on the table, and was uploading them with intervals while loosing weight. I believe it took him at least two years to get this skinny, not sure if ozempic or AIDS have anything to do with it though.
 
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Null said:
So, for the record, Nick started his channel as a thin vegan and gained on camera for the fetish content. He has always been an expert dietician and it was speculated by those in the know (YourMovieSucks for instance) he would lose it all.

I expected a sponsorship with a weight loss program, but maybe he's waiting for a company to offer now that he's back and already thin.
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We are saying, right now, that this man did all this for years for a social experiment. If that's true it's got to be the most impressive long-con of them all.
 
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I haven't had the chance to finish the video yet, but it seems that he is skinny again and this was all one big social experiment according to Nick.

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On one hand, I'm impressed. But on the other, he looks like he's about to rob me.
 
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What the fuck only 7 months?
So what's your excuse, sneeders? I can't believe my eyes. I don't think I've ever posted here but I have lurked at some point.

As an outsider, ozempic or not, that's an achievement.

He still looks like a freak. Grow some hair and dress better. He still has AIDS and he's still gross. Will he be the first ever lolcow to be moved out of the deathfats subforum?
 
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decrease tnt said:
I haven't had the chance to finish the video yet, but it seems that he is skinny again and this was all one big social experiment according to Nick.

this is my first post so please forgive any formatting errors
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Bull fucking shit.

This wasn't a social experiment. He either got some radical weight loss surgery or wound up getting something like liver cancer. That stuff will literally melt the flesh from your bones.

Or he got AIDS.
 
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The number of people in this thread sneething that he's still a retard loser porn butthole blah blah and he's gonna gain all the weight back and etc instead of laughing heartily at the absurdity of it all is too damn high. This is fucking great lmao.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
Bull fucking shit.

This wasn't a social experiment. He either got some radical weight loss surgery or wound up getting something like liver cancer. That stuff will literally melt the flesh from your bones.

Or he got AIDS.
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He filmed a bunch of videos two years ago and slowly released them over the two years while he was losing weight. Also Ozempic is a thing.
 
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I know a guy who has yoyoed down to 190, and up to 375 3 times in 8 years. It's surprising easy to lose weight if you have done it before, but keeping it off is another thing.
In regards to weather it's drugs or surgery, I believe its a case of "puting the fucking fork down". It takes a massive amount of calories to maintain the weight of a baby elephant. Minor pl: I was a fatass as a teenager. By cutting carbs, eliminating soda (AKA the liquid jew), and walking 3 miles every day I lost 115 pounds in approximately 8 months.
There is literally no excuse for between fat. Its a sign of being a recalcitrant troglodyte.
 
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Null said:
It was more profitable than most businesses and it can be even more profitable now
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Sponsorships when?

lmao no but realistically, he's been the most thought out of all the fats. It's clear his channel is curated to maximize his gains monetarily and physically

Regardless of whether or not this is some gayop "social experiment", he's benefitted the most imo. Chins is unironically in bumfuck faking islam with her fake shit-loving husband, Hamberlynn is in an unironic feeder era, and all of them collectively are fatter/*more miserable *than ever - most of them not gaining money, but elbees, and perpetually MATI.

Even if he's still fat as people are speculating, it's a far more interesting return than the rest of the herd and will create more in revenue.
 
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So how long did this actually take him? I’m reading some sources say seven months and others say two years. Two years makes way more sense, still an insane amount of weight to lose bit actually plausible.
 
Judge Holden said:
I don't even fucking care if he got pozzed or was hooked up to pure diet adrenochrome by the elders of zion to lose the weight, this is fucking biblically hilarious. This is like that old joke about chris chan dropping the act and revealing his whole schtick was just a social experiment and he is actually a wealthy PHD graduate who is happily married with kids.

We all got fuckin played. Normies, youtubers, crusty old shitposters......Nikocado Avocado unironically fuckin won the game

Sure there are a trillion fuckin ways he can piss this victory away or taint it by some other autism or putting the weight back on or whatever, but right here and now he stands the motherfucking victor.
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Did you mean: Liquid Chris
 
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