Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

This is really bad.

Obviously NAL is fucking evil and is clearly using/abusing Cobes.

Cobes is not going to deal well with the whole he’s an ‘abuser’, punched walls, strangled that bitch and then threatened to kill himself getting out.

Better not think you can cheat dealing with life's natural consequences just because youre a low IQ alcoholic , BOY

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

And then I want to put images of her crying on t-shirts and then donate them to third world shitholes so that National Geographic will be filled with images of Jessica getting her ass beaten.

Put the Gunt's post-Portuguese smackdown photo on the back.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Jessica - your are forgetting we are one of the few communities that like Josh an we dont want him killing himself at all.

Also I want you to understand YOU where the new factor in his life that prompted this - a man as low as Josh wanted to kill himself - only while you where around - your such a nice person, I wonder why.

You are a sack of shit Jessica I hope one day you realise it.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

If King Cobra sees the Bog Hog as his only source for sex, which is an insanely high biological motivator, I can see why he thinks about blowing his own head off as the better option.

If you want to save King Cobra, he needs to find another outlet for sex.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Toobz I am tapping all my plains to cast Circle of Protection: Black but she keeps getting in.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

He has yet to address WHY he let her in this time. All he had to do was lock the trailer door and call the cops. Or stay slient and let one of the other trailer park residents call the cops once she started screeching.

Did he really think it would be any different this time?

 

[Why am I doing this?]

You dont need to be a good shot when you have a shotgun and the other person is a few feet away.

Mr. Randy Stair would beg to differ.

 

[Mushroom King]

Toobz I am tapping all my plains to cast Circle of Protection: Black but she keeps getting in.

Black edition doesn't block out demons our King invites in of his own volition..

Circle of Protection : BLUE!

 

[Hennimore]

Is this really Josh's cope? To claim that the video is "fake"? I'm assuming he doesn't know that video got leaked and he is just going off the assumption that Jessica was telling people he was gonna kill himself?

 

[Devious Dave]

Wendy's pussy got him acting up

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

He has yet to address WHY he let her in this time. All he had to do was lock the trailer door and call the cops. Or stay slient and let one of the other trailer park residents call the cops once she started screeching.

Did he really think it would be any different this time?

The siren song of BPD puss calls like no other

 

[JambledUpWords]

Yes, he could go back to the dry spell. That would be a massive improvement over his current situation.

Cobes should just go full monk mode and actually mean it. I hate to say it, but he is in a state of being that will only attract bottom feeders like NAL. He’s incapable of having a normal relationship. His most normal relationship was back with Stephanie, and he really messed up that opportunity. He should embrace the dry spell, and stick to Chaturbate if he wants to see boobs. Romantic relationships are great, but it’s better to not have one than have one with someone like NAL.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He has yet to address WHY he let her in this time.

Boglim's razor.

I'm glad she isn't getting any traction in her insta echo chamber.

AWWWW. Do people not believe your webs of lies, NAL? AWWWW. Maybe you should go dust your brain out.

 

[Jizzrag]

He has yet to address WHY he let her in this time. All he had to do was lock the trailer door and call the cops. Or stay slient and let one of the other trailer park residents call the cops once she started screeching.

Did he really think it would be any different this time?

It’s almost like he has some sort of mental deficiency.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Black edition doesn't block out demons our King invites in of his own volition..

Circle of Protection : BLUE!

Instructions unclear, tapped six forests and summoned Force of Nature and she fucked up his entire life.

 

[Law]

The siren song of BPD puss calls like no other

Men who go after women with untreated mental disorders because they think the sex will be better are like men who drink antifreeze cause it's a pretty color just like Gatorade.
So that actually kind of checks out for Jord.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

He has yet to address WHY he let her in this time.

He said she was begging his fans for hotel money, and its not fair to the fans that they pay for her stay, so he jumped on the grenade to save a fan a few bucks. What a hero.

 

[lottalove]

Is this really Josh's cope? To claim that the video is "fake"? I'm assuming he doesn't know that video got leaked and he is just going off the assumption that Jessica was telling people he was gonna kill himself?

No, the video / cut of the original she posted an hour ago on her Insta is indeed "fake",
because she intentionally cut it before he said that he didn't want to shoot her.
It's manipulated because it shows only the truth she wanted to be known.
Not the exculpatory evidence.

 

[Hennimore]

Josh just isn't fit to maintain any sort of relationship anymore. His temper is too much of a short fuse and even the most insignificant stuff is bound to set him off. Despite all his cope he knows his life is a fucking mess and it's pretty apparent he is constantly primed to explode. Jessica is the absolute worse kind of person to be around Josh but I think at this point Josh just needs to be on his own. The only person he is really fit to be around is someone like Darf who is completely inoffensive jovial.

Jessica is such a run of the mill BPD bitch though. All the shit she has gotten up to so far has been textbook. Hopefully Josh is finally done with her but sadly I honestly doubt it.

No, the video / cut of the original she posted an hour ago on her Insta is indeed "fake",
because she intentionally cut it where he said that he didn't want to shoot her.
It's manipulated because it shows only the truth she wanted to be known.
Not the exculpatory evidence.

I understand that but Josh is claiming that Jessica was lying about him wanting to kill himself. There was very clearly a threat of suicide in the videos released last night.

 

[Molly Millions]

Although lackluster sex is always a possibility, if you think jerking one out is better than fucking an attractive person who is really good at it, there is either something very wrong with you or you lack the necessary experience to make that claim.

Let me drop some facts