Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Windy Moors]

An old game with a horrifying new twist; Tic-Tac-Pedo:

 

[StMaryPiper]

An old game with a horrifying new twist; Tic-Tac-Pedo:
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[AltisticRight]

I fully expect many negrates for this but Jesse PS called this. He told Vito directly in a discord call, 2 months ago, that this exact thing would happen.

I do agree that this all seems fake and forced, though. The timing is way too convenient for Dax to finally drop the “VITO IS (pretending to be) A PEDOPHILE ACKACKACKACK” thing. Not only that, but if it wasn’t fake, he wouldn’t even insert the “he’s pretending” qualifier to the statement.

Jesse PS was also right about Juju from the very beginning. Yeah, he's a tryhard troll that cowtips a lot but okay, he was also right about Juju.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Juju gargled this chomo's nuts for how long? He even calls the Vito donors "vitophiles", so I have no clue why he's acting indignant. He also supported Vito throughout the entire open pedo saga. So how can he act butthurt about it now?

Daxipad is openly ass blasted over Vito because he genuinely thought he was gonna “win”.

He thought that if he stuck with Vito and LA standards of comedy, that they were gonna sell a huge comedy show, be able to eject themselves from the Internet and be able to just send you video messages from Epstein Island, drinking champagne bragging about how they just sold the rights for their comedy show “Sexy toddlers (ironic joke lmao)” to adult swim for 10 Bajillion dollars. Dick would AckAckAck and say “Josh, tell me again how joking about pedophilia was gonna ruin my career? “ Vito would have already sprinted into the underground dungeons.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

"How dare you tell me that linking myself with pedophilia is bad for my career and life in general? Check out my cool Biggest Pedophiles in the Universe merch!"

Five months later


Waaaaah Veeeto why did you PRETEND to be a pedophile waaaah waaaah


Edit: Don't think it's gonma work, either, Dax. I still think you're a pedophile. Why else did you get so assblasted when Jewsh told you to disavow child rape?

 

[The Hardest R]

Maddax and the Vitophile have likely hated each other for a long time but both are internet zilches who have chased off anyone even remotely semi-respectable and are more or less stuck with each other. I could see an extremely gay arc where they slapfight with each other and then make up, claiming the Karen Farms was making a mountain out of a molehill, then a falling out, rinse and repeat. For the sake of the grift, I don’t see either really getting rid of the other because both have their fanbases who hand over their tendie/tugboat money over to these two fatasses.

 

[Vibralldo]

If this is real, Dax and Chris need to quit being entertainers and become Walmart greeters immediately because even their drama is boring

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

No. No. Shit. We are all so dumb.

Dax isn't trying to rewrite history and claim Vito was "only pretending." Dax just found out that Vito's whole pedophile schtick really *was* all incredibly misguided attempts at humor. This explains the two year time lag before "pretending to be a pedophile" became a problem for Dax.

He thought Vito was like him! "Vito, you broke my heart!"

 

[3MMA]

Looks like Dick Masterson, aka Dax Herrera, aka Juju the Cow, wrote a new script recently about Nicks lawsuit against Imholte. It’s clear this script was written before the charges were formally filed because all the usual suspects were ready with the same story & are singing the same song, together, just tootin’ along on Cuck Rekieta’s little PR tour. Short clip that illustrates The Script, from the above quoted video link:
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“Yeah case dismissed.” You wish Juju & co.

Cross post from Nick Cuck Rekieta thread. Dax caught coping to writing one of his little Scripts, red handed. For a dash of context for any who are missing it, it’s been noticed that Juju, Nick, Ralph, (& others in their group) often all use the exact same lines to attempt to paint a picture for their audiences that favors them & makes their perceived enemies look worse. It’s really gay seeming. Juju has a long history of script writing like this for his & his buddies podcasts. Seemingly very into maintaining control of their created narratives. Big gay stuff.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Yeah but Vito is also a fat bitch with no shame who will take it instead of pushing back.

He will take it, but I firmly believe he hates it.

Imagine waking up every day as Vito and knowing your current life is as good as it's ever going to get; that it can only go downhill from being a fat, balding, self-avowed pedo who gets paid a relative pittance to debase himself for the amusement of an unfunny old Mexican.

 

[Mankirk]

Cross post from Nick Cuck Rekieta thread. Dax caught coping to writing one of his little Scripts, red handed

I'm woefully inexperienced in the legal system, but I'm pretty sure testifying in court is one of the things that prisons are more than happy to accommodate for prisoners in their custody. He went for an emotional slam that is totally divorced from reality (much like his hairline has totally divorced from his face). Imagine swinging that hard for a Coomia skin walker. Another win for The Toe!

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I'm woefully inexperienced in the legal system, but I'm pretty sure testifying in court is one of the things that prisons are more than happy to accommodate for prisoners in their custody. He went for an emotional slam that is totally divorced from reality (much like his hairline has totally divorced from his face). Imagine swinging that hard for a Coomia skin walker. Another win for The Toe!

Yes, they absolutely would let someone out for the day to testify. I believe they also aren't required to wear the jumpsuit on the stand.

 

[Devout Muslim]

Imagine being in your 40s and still blaming other people for your fuck ups. It’s pathetic. Any challenges Dax faces are of his own doing, not Vito’s…

• Vito didn’t force Dax to steal the copyright to George’s show and reboot it with him (a known pedophile sympathiser).
• Vito didn’t force Dax to yuck it up about Digibro talking about how he gets off to animations of little girls being fucked, then continue to associate personally and professionally with Digibro.
• Vito didn’t force Dax to spend months simping for Cuties.

I’m sure there are many instances I’ve missed. If Dax is honestly upset about being associated with pedophilia (as opposed to just saying stuff for attention) then he only has himself to blame.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Imagine being in your 40s and still blaming other people for your fuck ups. It’s pathetic. Any challenges Dax faces are of his own doing, not Vito’s…

• Vito didn’t force Dax to steal the copyright to George’s show and reboot it with him (a known pedophile sympathiser).
• Vito didn’t force Dax to yuck it up about Digibro talking about how he gets off to animations of little girls being fucked, then continue to associate personally and professionally with Digibro.
• Vito didn’t force Dax to spend months simping for Cuties.

I’m sure there are many instances I’ve missed. If Dax is honestly upset about being associated with pedophilia (as opposed to just saying stuff for attention) then he only has himself to blame.

I still hypothesize Dax is just pissed Vito didn't enjoy the child pornography that Dax showed him.

 

[Incecticyder]

Imagine being in your 40s and still blaming other people for your fuck ups. It’s pathetic. Any challenges Dax faces are of his own doing, not Vito’s…

• Vito didn’t force Dax to steal the copyright to George’s show and reboot it with him (a known pedophile sympathiser).
• Vito didn’t force Dax to yuck it up about Digibro talking about how he gets off to animations of little girls being fucked, then continue to associate personally and professionally with Digibro.
• Vito didn’t force Dax to spend months simping for Cuties.

I’m sure there are many instances I’ve missed. If Dax is honestly upset about being associated with pedophilia (as opposed to just saying stuff for attention) then he only has himself to blame.

The problem is that people stopped finding him funny. That 's it. He always said and did stuff that most lawyers would advice against. Little by little it wore down his charisma curtain and exposed the fool behind it. Praising Cuties, associating with out and proud pedos, Maddox talking about his side of the story, destroying Mint Salad 's life, starting beef with Eric July, sending his attack warthogs after him etc etc. All this was adding up. Just like with Mr. Beast, having one pedo in your crew is bad but having multiple ones as well as other bad things is beyond what most people consider an honest mistake.

 

[3MMA]

Is Juju the Cow pronounced "Who Who la Vaca" since he's Mexican?

Remember Vito you are only steps away from becoming dick and his audiences new Maddox.

it somehow makes Vito look even worse - if that was even possible - because he knows his existence is to just be mocked endlessly but he goes along with it because without Dax and Biggest Problem he has nothing but his shitty comic….

Daxipad is openly ass blasted over Vito because he genuinely thought he was gonna “win”.

He thought that if he stuck with Vito and LA standards of comedy, that they were gonna sell a huge comedy show, be able to eject themselves from the Internet and be able to just send you video messages from Epstein Island, drinking champagne bragging about how they just sold the rights for their comedy show “Sexy toddlers (ironic joke lmao)” to adult swim for 10 Bajillion dollars. Dick would AckAckAck and say “Josh, tell me again how joking about pedophilia was gonna ruin my career? “ Vito would have already sprinted into the underground dungeons.

Shieet, you’ve got them both totally pegged. (No Juju.)

 

[Gorton Colu]

The problem is that people stopped finding him funny. That 's it.

The why is important here. Back in the original BPITU days, everyone thought Daxipad was only pretending to be a contrarian retard.

He also had the benefit of relative lack of online exposure before that show.

As the years have gone on, exposure has actually allowed people to realize that JuJu the Sodomized, has only ever been himself, an LA loser, a faggot, and a pevert.

 

[AnOminous]

I just can't get over his tiny little scrunched-up face on his fat bald head.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

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Shieet, you’ve got them both totally pegged. (No Juju.)

idk why I still laugh at photo of DiddlerDax looking fat as fuck

 

[3MMA]

I just can't get over his tiny little scrunched-up face on his fat bald head.

This tiny lil scrunched up face on his fat bald head:

Or this:

Or even this:

idk why I still laugh at photo of DiddlerDax looking fat as fuck

I’m in the same boat. Could be the copious fat jokes he constantly ACKs out, compounded by his severely bloated, withering, has-been, body that lend to something truly fat. This fatass telling fat jokes leads to a sort of dissonance that makes the listener laugh at him rather than with him because he’s one to talk. ACK ACK ACK goes the fat ass faggot.