Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Poonocchio]

Like people can tell I am trans so they she/her me avoid hurting my feelings. So not being misgendered but also not passing. Is this real or is it just my insecurities?

"Pity passing" is not real, most people do not give a fuck about your feelings. That's "Can't be arsed with a hysterical troon screaming in my face" passing and is the only way you pass.

 

[Snack Cracker]

"Pity passing" is not real. That's "Can't be arsed with a hysterical troon screaming in my face" passing and is the only way you pass.

What they take as passing isn’t even passing, that’s the power of cope.

Interacted with a tranny employee somewhere recently, the guy was ridiculous looking and was named Athena, and if I was on my own it might have gone differently.
As it was, I was with family and didn’t want this guy it’s MA’AMing all over our day and scaring the kids.
Not that the interaction required using pronouns or his name at all, so none were used.

I’m sure that guy thought he passed to all of us because I didn’t say “we’re all here for general admission you fucking tranny man man man” when we walked up.

If no one commits a heckin hate crime= they passed.

 

[BBW Hunter]

I assure you, questioning one's own English proficiency is a perfectly normal reaction when one encounters Queer Theory for the first time.

Queer Theory, CRT, most of academia, communism, postmodernism, just about everything on the left is like that. My theory is that they have to dress everything up in big words because if they write about things in a pragmatic and easy to understand way, their bullshit would be patently obvious for all to see.

If they were to write "Hardworking people should give up all their stuff to lazy parasites" then everyone would shrug them off as being idiots. So instead they write something like:

"In a dialectical subversion of bourgeois materiality, it becomes imperative that the proletariat relinquishes the fetishistic trappings of their labor to the idling forces of the neo-lumpenproletariat, thus dismantling the hegemonic illusion of individual ownership and redistributing the spoils of capitalist exploitation to those who, in their refusal to participate in the capitalist machine, expose the futility of labor under the yoke of commodification."

 

[The Lawgiver]

Queer Theory, CRT, most of academia, communism, postmodernism, just about everything on the left is like that. My theory is that they have to dress everything up in big words because if they write about things in a pragmatic and easy to understand way, their bullshit would be patently obvious for all to see.

If they were to write "Hardworking people should give up all their stuff to lazy parasites" then everyone would shrug them off as being idiots. So instead they write something like:

"In a dialectical subversion of bourgeois materiality, it becomes imperative that the proletariat relinquishes the fetishistic trappings of their labor to the idling forces of the neo-lumpenproletariat, thus dismantling the hegemonic illusion of individual ownership and redistributing the spoils of capitalist exploitation to those who, in their refusal to participate in the capitalist machine, expose the futility of labor under the yoke of commodification."

So essentially just corpospeak. These types are the exact thing they claim to stand against.

 

[User names must be unique]

"Pity passing" is not real, most people do not give a fuck about your feelings. That's "Can't be arsed with a hysterical troon screaming in my face" passing and is the only way you pass.

more likely wagie passing, even the most ardent troonsphobes aren't going to risk their job to dunk on a troon.

 

[The Lawgiver]

more likely wagie passing, even the most ardent troonsphobes aren't going to risk their job to dunk on a troon.

Well I mean phobia implies fear of an intense irrational capacity. That's what happens if you live your life in fear of them instead of treating them like any fucking person.

 

[Geraldine]

... pity passing ...

"Pity passing" is not real ...

more likely wagie passing ...

The phenomenon is real, even when the terminology is false.

The underlying truth is no troon ever passes. Not in person. Not ever.
The best that can be said, is some are not utterly hideous like most of them.

 

[QuickHen]

I spoke with one of my friends and she had a story to tell. She was at her local swimming hall, she was getting changed when a non passing hon came in. There were some pre-teen girls getting changed too, who were visibly uncomfortable. This hon started to stare at the girls while undressing. My sister stepped in and told the girls to go change in the bathrooms and stayed until the girls left. She wanted to speak up but didn't want to risk anything with the hon. He gave her bad vibes and seemed upset at her for talking the girls into using the bathrooms to change. She spoke to a worker who said "We can't do anything, she identify as a female", so she have the right to be in the females lockeroom." She got the vibe that if she would press more about the hon, she would be banned instead of the creep. This is the only gym in her small town, luckly she is moving from there at the end of the month. My friend said that she was tempted to say that she identified as a staffmember and therefor could use the gym for free, but she bit her tongue. She was pissed when she told me and so was I.

Normaly my friend would say something and raise hell, for the safety of her and other women, but this time she feared for her life.

 

[Poonocchio]

Well I mean phobia implies fear of an intense irrational capacity. That's what happens if you live your life in fear of them instead of treating them like any fucking person.

It can mean aversion to also, but yes it's defined as "irrational". It's not irrational to hate or be aversed to or fear troons, it's very natural and based.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

OP seems to be a shitposter/wannabe Dril or Slimetony upon a quick peek at her profile, but the followup reblog confirms her personal fujo to pooner pipeline to me.

Spoiler: text

I really do love when I get called a fujoshi because, like. Look, it's not a cool thing to call any gay trans guy, but with me in particular, it is REALLY apparent that that's just your catch-all insult for gay trans guys. Really obvious that you were just throwing some spaghetti at the wall and hoping it stuck. You didn't even look at my blog. There's not even real life guys kissing on here. Or anime guys not kissing. I was just talking to my spouse about anime boys I am capable of naming, and here is the full list: Goku, Sasuke, Naruto, etc. That's all of them. Ain't a holier-than-thou thing, either. Just not my scene. And it's also a thing where, like. Let's strip away the porn and romance parts of it. I didn't transition to be a twink. If you did, I am hootin' and hollerin' and crushing beer cans against my forehead, but I'm fat and hairy and covered in tattoos and I often find myself in a hunting supply store staring at the novelty T-shirts and thinking, "That's a solid pun and a beautiful wildlife painting. I can't pass up the opportunity to wear this to a chili cook-off or perhaps to a different hunting supply store." Just the way it worked out for me, you know? I think maybe if you asked the people who know me to rank things they'd be likely to find me doing, they would all put "gnawing on a human corpse buck naked on the side of the road" slightly above "rubbing one out to anime boys kissing". But yeah. I definitely transitioned because I want to pretend that I am Sasuke kissing Goku. That's what I'm up to for sure, you ribbonless county fair hog.

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Thinking maybe this post came off a little harsh, so I do want to clarify that if you're reading this and you want to kiss Goku so bad that you're thinking about going down to your local Planned Parenthood and doing some steroids about it because you feel like that's really gonna help you get into the zone Goku-wise, you might actually be the coolest dude on the face of the earth. I think you really know what you're about, and I'm into it big-time.

 

[Snack Cracker]

It can mean aversion to also, but yes it's defined as "irrational". It's not irrational to hate or be aversed to or fear troons, it's very natural and based.

Aversion is the one I usually go with under transphobia (despite the ending of phobia).
It’s certainly possible to be afraid of troons if you’re alone in a space with them, but on the daily?
Repulsion, anger, disgust, yes.
Scared of a mentally ill man in a party city wig that’s waiting at the DMV or at the grocery store, lol no.
What’s he going to do, scowl at me barring if I engage?

I wish there was a better word than transphobic in common usage.
Have spent way too much time around troons to be scared of them just because they’re troons, situations involving them is potential yes.

 

[Poonocchio]

It’s certainly possible to be afraid of troons if you’re alone in a space with them, but on the daily?
Repulsion, anger, disgust, yes.
Scared of a mentally ill man in a party city wig that’s waiting at the DMV or at the grocery store, lol no.
What’s he going to do, scowl at me barring if I engage?

For sure. Some of the ones we see, the 6'4 gigahon skinwalkers, would absolutely scare the shit out of me if I saw them alone in a dark alley. Maybe because I'm female. But yeah, the creepy, socially inept autistic ones give me a laugh IRL.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I didn’t realize I interacted with a pooner the other day until I left the establishment, but it was a girl in her teens with short hair and one of those (out of fashion here) pukka necklaces with no makeup.
She was painfully shy and initially I clocked her as a young tomboy or lesbian, but that doesn’t exist nowadays.
No nametag but I’d be willing to bet it was some soft boi name.
No TRT either.

ive never seen an actual pooner in real life, i might have seen a FtM who i mistook as tomboy or lesbian, but i am sad that i havent seen a balding, pink lipped, ear gauge having, tattooed, flat chested dood walking around. really hoping to see my first pooner soon. im going to be so elated, it's like going camping and seeing an elk or moose for the first time. just something different about seeing them in the wild.

You don’t want to be hyper sexualized and like stuff other than dresses and makeup and aren’t like the other girls?
It’s 2024, poon out. No other options.

These girls are so confused.

this is the thing, the trans cult has sucked in so many autistic boys and girls with this. are you female but dont like being hyper-sexualized and wearing makeup? then you were born a boy. are you male but dont feel super macho like arnold in predator? then you were born female. funny how they talk about gender not being a binary when their whole sales pitch is based around a very strict binary of what makes someone male or female and if you dont fall 100% into one side then you are definitely in the other.

im willing to be this guy falls into the trap i mentioned above. i dont know the exact posts he was in r/egg_irl, but he mentions never having any thoughts about dysphoria until those. im willing to bet he is some autistic guy who read post like 'i played with my sister's babrie as a kid and enjoyed it, therefore i am a girl' and he too probably recalls a time he played with a barbie when he was 5 and had fun, so now he must think of himself as a girl.

the thing is, stuff like that doesnt mean you are a girl, when i was 5 or 6 i recall playing with my cousin's barbies once or twice. i am not nor have i ever been a girl. but to autistic guys who dont understand nuance, they think, 'boys play with gi joe and hate barbie, girls play with barbie and hate gi joe.'

more likely wagie passing, even the most ardent troonsphobes aren't going to risk their job to dunk on a troon.

i can confirm i have been in the wagie passing position. i dont actively work with him anymore, but i was working on a team with a tranny and i fell into the routine of using 'she' to refer to him since i know my company wouldn't hesitate a second to bring me to HR about it. (though to be fair, he is one of the ones who actually puts some effort into it.it still sucks to say she pronouns, but at least he isnt one of these zero effort hons.)

 

[Paper Machete]

OP seems to be a shitposter/wannabe Dril or Slimetony upon a quick peek at her profile, but the followup reblog confirms her personal fujo to pooner pipeline to me.

"Fujo pooner pipeline isn't real but if it was it would be okay and if it is that's a good thing."
I mean to even be aware of such a thing you have to have been in fandom enough to know about them in the first place or have someone explain it to you. So we know what you're on about. This is the girl version of "porn didn't make me an AGP!" I'm sure you don't like written porn about Goku lady, but I'm sure there's CoD fanart in your likes or something similar. 100%. The only pooners who don't get into that shit are the bulldykes who are "straight".

 

[Goddamn Hippies]

"Pity passing" is not real, most people do not give a fuck about your feelings. That's "Can't be arsed with a hysterical troon screaming in my face" passing and is the only way you pass.

Mmhm. It’s well demonstrated that they have a significant issue with black and white thinking. Comments from a previous post discussed here:

Quite. They think anyone who doesn’t hate crime them or openly mock, confront, call them a Troon or man is “respecting” their delusion. I suppose it’s true in a sense. It’s one of the reasons why you can’t give these cunts an inch.

Spoiler: Pooner SIL Sperg

My sister in law is a pooner. She reeks(horrible hygiene and rotting vag, I assume), wider than she is tall(cannot be over 5’2), has never seen a dick in real life and is incredibly feminine in mannerisms and personality. She threatens to kill herself if she can’t transition. She takes every single journey out of her hovel as a win if she’s not publicly hate crimed.

Funnily, she’s talked about how one of the things said to her when she came out at work was “you’re not like any man I’ve ever met, that’s for sure” and it lives rent free in her head to this day. She’s fully aware she’s a fat twat with no ambition and the intelligence of a slug. She just wants to be anything but the loser she is. Why she thought cutting her tits off and being an even worse excuse of a “man” than a fat girl was superior? No clue. She’s fat enough that she could theoretically confuse someone in passing, until she opened her mouth. She peaked me in about a week. and she’s a walking L. Not only because of the above; but because she’s such a good example of the weak type of person groomed by this cancerous movement. My husband really regrets giving her an inch on this back in 2016

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[stupid frog]

To be fair, every single troon I've met (except one) you'd never guess was a troon if you saw them on the street. Not because they passes as their desired gender but because they're so low effort that nobody would ever entertain the idea that they're trans unless you had the misfortune to talk with them.

The only people who "pass", are usually non binaries. Pass as in, looking like a fat weirdo so they must be queer.

 

[Geraldine]

Quite. They think anyone who doesn’t hate crime them or openly mock, confront, call them a Troon or man is “respecting” their delusion. I suppose it’s true in a sense. It’s one of the reasons why you can’t give these cunts an inch.

Ding ding ding ding ding! Emphasis added.

No troon ever really passes in person, but it also needs to be pointed out that some of the folks humoring them may genuinely buy into the ideology.

 

[RandallBoggs]

OP seems to be a shitposter/wannabe Dril or Slimetony upon a quick peek at her profile, but the followup reblog confirms her personal fujo to pooner pipeline to me.

Ventured into tumblr for the first time in ages because for some reason this intrigued me.
You can’t get more stereotypical than this: obsessed with frogs/cottagecore/reptiles/etc, makes art out of real animal bones, collects stuffed toys, writes poetry, asexual, has an eating disorder, one of those weird horror movie fangirls who probably jerk off to Michael Myers snuff porn.
95% of her blog is insanely unfunny LE RANDOM XD type humor. I found a few gems but I couldn’t be bothered to subject myself to more doomscrolling, especially on mobile.

Ladies and gentlemen, your gruff fat hairy tattooed mountain man who enjoys hunting and manning the BBQ


A sample of the content you’re missing out on


The manly fat hairy tattooed mancave



Over half a decade of testosterone and yet more pathetic than even your average woman


A very apt advertisement

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ladies and gentlemen, your gruff fat hairy tattooed mountain man who enjoys hunting and manning the BBQ

Transition goal: Michael Reeves (unmet)

 

[The Lawgiver]

are you male but dont feel super macho like arnold in predator? then you were born female.

This bit is incredibly fucked up because from I've noticed with gendershit even if you feel/want to be super macho like arnold or nic cage in con air the narrative morphs to "Oh you're just overcompensating because insecure about masculinity just transition already you're in egg mode!" or some similar BS.

I think the real reason troons and gendershit is slowly falling out of favor amongst everyone INCLUDING some people that are in the trans hole is because of how aggressive the fucking dogma is. Despite being defended and coddled in the west if they're in high ranking positions/from wealth is I've seen a shift of sorts the last few years from the less vocal people that'd normally support or even be part of this shit otherwise. Been kinda wild to see because they just get stomped down like everyone else. Trannyism has become a cudgel for shutting down political or social dissent and they keep getting more and more blatant with that to the point actual trannys are getting caught in the crossfire.