Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jobama said:
Absolutely not. He has always had a sort of incestuous relationship towards barb. He made numerous posts about having sexual dreams about her and Barb made him spoon her after their house burned down.
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You couldn't have just left it at rating me dumb? That is so much more disturbing than that stupid twat talking him into doing it for trolling purposes.
 
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
Toobz I am tapping all my plains to cast Circle of Protection: Black but she keeps getting in.
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Keep trying. Don't forget the Circle of Protection he cast for us ( I think it was during the Keffals nonsense).

I've only lurked here on Cobes thread (tbh it's because I do find him a little too repulsive), but the extent that these plagues on society actually go to in order to destroy a retard that just wants to bask in his delusional YouTube fame while making dank mead and caterwauling to his .... creative electric guitar playing, makes me absolutely MATI.

I hope a giant frozen blue boulder of commercial jet lavatory waste falls out of the sky and lands right on NAL's ghoulish head.
 
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Apologies, community happening wanderer, although I know a little about the King himself.

She's a tweaker, right? Is she also diagnosed with some kind of retardation? I'm assuming this is what everyone watching her thinks.
 
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It's been quite the roller coaster but I've enjoyed the last week of frenzied business and conversation.

I'm not sure what's next for Cobes. Do you think he'll get his phone swapped out? Will he finally create the $500 signed wand?
 
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Agares said:
What's your source for this? The shotgun shell incident only happened a few years ago.

This should probably go on the wiki.
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I dunno I read that a long while ago, one of the mods on the subreddit posted something about it when he was waving his gun around
 
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Jobama said:
Absolutely not. He has always had a sort of incestuous relationship towards barb. He made numerous posts about having sexual dreams about her and Barb made him spoon her after their house burned down.
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As someone who followed every post on the Isabella Loretta Janke thread... I still want to believe she pushed Chris over the edge, but we'll never know for sure. She was into weird incest anime, and normalizing it to Chris maybe have pushed Da Merge.

Interestingly, NAL also blames Isabella Loretta Janke for shit, and had a freakout over her in a parking lot. Why? Because the CIA told NAL to cut her tits off, and become a boy. ...because the daughter of a fed told her she looked like a boy.
Caesar said:
Apologies, community happening wanderer, although I know a little about the King himself.

She's a tweaker, right? Is she also diagnosed with some kind of retardation? I'm assuming this is what everyone watching her thinks.
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As far as we know, she mostly just drinks, and drinking brings out the demogorgon.
People think she may have had stuff at Cobes' apartment, though.

No one knows what she has.
But she has weak wrists.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
I thought he already got his new phone.
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It's stuck in a discharged state locked in a boot crashing loop. He can't get past the Apple logo and it just reboots. He bought it for $150, used, it was an older iPhone, one with the physical clicky button at the bottom. He said the place he bought it from would exchange it, but added he didn't have enough money to ship a cellphone back for a replacement.
 
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Bilbo Boglims said:
Have we ever found a source for that dani filth quote? I did a quick search and this post from 4 years ago is all that turned up, don't have a facebook so I cannot see what the post is actually about.

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The oldest December Dawg reference from Cobes I could find is from 7 years ago, so the facebook post does not add up.

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So that FB post shows up because 4 years ago someone commented that "Theres nothing quite as refreshing as eating a hot dog on a warm winter's day" which has to be a Cobes reference.

All I could find from Filth himself was this interview: https://www.overdrive.ie/cradle-filth-considered-weird-kids-town-grew-dani-filth/

OD – People that have experienced, or are living with depression/anxiety say that it’s a living hell in its own right and it would seem that Bennington was an example of that.

DANI – I could never do that because every day is another day and little things like the smell of vanilla would make me happy and most importantly, I have a lot of respect for the people that are around me in my life and I wouldn’t want to make anyone unhappy. It would probably make a lot of people happy, but not the people that I care about.

So Filth probably did say something similar in a random Youtube video with 600 views somewhere, and Cobes took it as gospel. But if I have to sift through another 20 min interview with this man, Ill be the one with a shotgun under my chin, hot dogs be damned.
 
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Caesar said:
Ah OK thanks. Mental piss head makes sense aswell. Just in the videos in the featured post, she was giving out meth head vibes (...or crack.... Some kinda stimulant hillbilly magnet though...)
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That's very fair, she does have that energy. But, as far as I know, she only routinely drinks and (badly) smokes weed from a bong.
 
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The Last Cigarette said:
So that FB post shows up because 4 years ago someone commented that "Theres nothing quite as refreshing as eating a hot dog on a warm winter's day" which has to be a Cobes reference.

All I could find from Filth himself was this interview: https://www.overdrive.ie/cradle-filth-considered-weird-kids-town-grew-dani-filth/

OD – People that have experienced, or are living with depression/anxiety say that it’s a living hell in its own right and it would seem that Bennington was an example of that.

DANI – I could never do that because every day is another day and little things like the smell of vanilla would make me happy and most importantly, I have a lot of respect for the people that are around me in my life and I wouldn’t want to make anyone unhappy. It would probably make a lot of people happy, but not the people that I care about.

So Filth probably did say something similar in a random Youtube video with 600 views somewhere, and Cobes took it as gospel. But if I have to sift through another 20 min interview with this man, Ill be the one with a shotgun under my chin, hot dogs be damned.
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Lol, I know. Is he not the most pretentions jagoff ever?
 
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Posting this again for any happenings visitors who want the up and up on Jessica. This is an unedited screen from one of NaL’s live stream. It perfectly encapsulates her essence and being, her “aura” if you will. She’s like a bad creature from some YouTube analog horror series or SCP. Something less than a human something that can only be described as a creature.

She is a detestable being of terror and misery always in search of prey. She brings no benefit to the world or anybodies life. She is a curse and a burden on everybody around her.

If cobra as a “Boglim” is analogous to a silly cryptid like Sasquatch or Nessie NaL is analogous to some Japanese yokai like Onryo or even more apt Ohaguro-Bettari “often dressed like a beautiful bride, calls out to young men, but modestly hides her face. Intrigued, the men approach her, anticipating a treat for their eyes. But when they get close, she turns around to reveal that her face is a featureless white mask with a gaping blackened mouth”
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Can’t you hear it? It’s calling out “JAAAAAAAAWWWWWSSSHHHIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
 
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If Cobes shoots her, or himself, Chris should suffer.
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He's holding his shotgun to his chin.
Hello feature friends: the screencap is from this post. Here are relevant clips.
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She's hiding the camera, because she's in a discord call with the paypig who paid for her flight out there, against Cobra's wishes. So that is why the screen is black at first.
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This is a leaked call with the paypig, she spent hours fighting with Cobra, completely naked on a discord call with the paypig, to try and get him (Cobra) in a gotcha. Local archive of the "call" here.
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If he goes through it, he might as well stream it.

"Hey guys, I guess thats it" 🤯
 
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Ignore this if I missed it already but what was up with the angle she was sending to the paypig? Was she trying to get a shotgun moneyshot on her live stream if this is the scenario we think it is?
 
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