Aaron Imholte / Steel Toe Morning/Evening Show / "The Toe Boys" / r/steeltoeboringshow - Disgraced Minnesotan radio host turned racist Internet shock jock. Cuckold chef de Spaghetti-os, "2-2" boxing "coach". Has a legion of a-logs. Lost his wife to a coke addict he played "Strip Twister" with. Fined $50 for sharing nudes of Kayla Rekieta.

[Guntkvd]

Goddamn I know Melton is related to Aaron as he's his principal a-log but it's very annoying to look into this thread when there's a new update and I expect new charges or some other misshap for the toe , but instead it's more Melton molestation accusations. Add me to the list of peeps who think this faggot should have his own thread so it doesn't shit up the Aaron thread.

We need a Dabbleverse thread.

 

[johnnynoname]

call it the "Hackverse"

that's just an op by those same people (who use the phrase "hackverse") use to avoid being a part of the Dabbleverse

you don't get out of the frothing piss of the Dabbleverse....STAHP with the hackverse

With that in mind, would you agree that it's bullshit that Melton is only making pedo jokes about Aaron's kids to try to get a rise out of Aaron?

Melton does the same thing as Vito where he'll claim his pedo stuff is "edge", and if you don't like it then you have to loosen up, MAHHN

but- is it?

We need a Dabbleverse thread.

will melton be a part of it?

 

[Jungle Strike]

will melton be a part of it?

Since they're already so tied up with each other dabbleverse and hackverse should share a thread.

 

[Guntkvd]

will melton be a part of it?

Arguing if Melton and Aaron are the part of the Dabbleverse reminds the time when Skeptics would clutch their pearls about being a part of their community. Nooooo, I am a heckin individualino.

 

[johnnynoname]

being a part of the dabbleverse wouldn't be a big deal if people (who are obviously in it) wouldn't do the whole "hey- i'm not a part of the dabbleverse even though I have a picture of stuttering john's troon son on my wall during my streams" thing


EDIT: i'm taking a lot of liberty with this one but niggas like Thor, Baldur, and (i dunno) Hela never said shit like, "Naw- i'm not a part of Norse Mythology"

 

[Captain Manning]

Okay, just to get this clear since I do have a tendency to act retarded. Melton makes pedo jokes about Aaron's kids because he "owns" the rights to Aaron's antics online? This is fucking retarded even by my standards.

Based on what I have seen and researched thus far, he seems to make pedo jokes about Aaron's kids because he (much like Vito; who he bares a certain resemblance to) thinks pedo jokes are hilarious. He didn't just start that shit with Aaron in 2023.

The whole "owning" thing is best explained in my post before this one. He feels Aaron ought to be his exclusive cow because, before he started in on Aaron in 2023, he was basically a nobody (not that he's particularly big now).

Melton does the same thing as Vito where he'll claim his pedo stuff is "edge", and if you don't like it then you have to loosen up, MAHHN

That's what I thought. Thank you for the confirmation/affirmation.

Add me to the list of peeps who think this faggot should have his own thread so it doesn't shit up the Aaron thread.

I am pretty sure at this point it's gonna happen. Just be patient.

 

[johnnynoname]

I am pretty sure at this point it's gonna happen. Just be patient.

his lack of popularity is the only reason it hasn't happened sooner

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I read the charging decision as the cop hasn't seen the photo, but who knows. By Nick's logic that makes her a liar of she has the photo and didn't mention where she got it from

It seems weird though. A group chat with naked pictures? That sounds like more than swinging. Why would April want to see a naked pic of Kayla? Aaron didn't allege any group joint activities.

I'm just wondering how honest Nick was with the cops.

Oh sweet innocent child. Remember, Hedonism II came before the Qover. Aaron and April weren't the first attempt at swinging, just the only one we know about. I'd bet there are more photos of Qayla out there, and Aaron has none of those.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Another vile Melton "joke" has been found. This one clearly dates to many years before Melton heard the name "Aaron Imholte".

I thought the only reason he made those "jokes" was to try to get a rise out of Aaron?


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We need a Dabbleverse thread.

There's already a John Melendez thread, but it doesn't really seem that active.

 

[Desktop User2]

We need a Dabbleverse thread.

I got curious and saw the part 1 of a doc of this thing. Is this really a community of "comedians"/ O&A orbiters harping on a Howard Stern former call screener/ Tonight Show announcer?

 

[johnnynoname]

I got curious and saw the part 1 of a doc of this thing. Is this really a community of "comedians"/ O&A orbiters harping on a Howard Stern former call screener/ Tonight Show announcer?

I have to give Mersh his due

He named the dabbleverse "Boomer Bloodsports", and that is spot on

 

[Desktop User2]

I have to give Mersh his due

He named the dabbleverse "Boomer Bloodsports", and that is spot on

The shock jock phenomenon from the early 00s will be looked as an early point of American decadence... countless mentally stunted boys and men mindfucked forever by it.

 

[Captain Manning]

his lack of popularity is the only reason it hasn't happened sooner

I would agree, but in case you haven't noticed there's this thing where associating with Nick Rekieta from 2023 onwards suddenly causes people to get a LOT of attention.

Another vile Melton "joke" has been found. This one clearly dates to many years before Melton heard the name "Aaron Imholte".

"I fuck kids."

Well, alrighty then.

Do you have a date source for that by any chance (approximate is fine, even if it's just year)? I am trying to establish what might be the earliest date he's started this crap. Right now the earliest I have seen is 2010. He's been at this for at least fourteen years, but claims he started his show in 2005, so it might stretch back even farther.

Hell, he might have been doing this longer than Vito even.

I thought the only reason he made those "jokes" was to try to get a rise out of Aaron?

That's weird! I heard that too!

I got curious and saw the part 1 of a doc of this thing. Is this really a community of "comedians"/ O&A orbiters harping on a Howard Stern former call screener/ Tonight Show announcer?

Yes.

It's that fucking stupid.

It's people that think shock jock radio (including Howard Stern) and crass standup comedy was the height of human development. People Juju would fit right in with.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Guntkvd]

I got curious and saw the part 1 of a doc of this thing. Is this really a community of "comedians"/ O&A orbiters harping on a Howard Stern former call screener/ Tonight Show announcer?

It's Karl's version of Mersh Effect. 90% of his friends have thread here. Juju, Vito, Mersh, Cumia, Riley, digibrony, Mint, Melton, Aaron at some point, Chrissie Mayr, Geno. Am I missing someone?
He hates Ralph, though.

 

[Desktop User2]

It's people that think shock jock radio (including Howard Stern) and crass standup comedy was the height of human development.

That whole sacralization of comedy and, most importantly, veneration of comedians - it was a world phenomenon, it contaminated even my country - always baffled me... a generation of very unserious people cheering on the rejects (mostly of) a very cynical generation X.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I think Redbar is a low-effort drunk and painfully unfunny, but even I can acknowledge there had to be a good reason why he went in on Melton, making Melton his own personal lolcow for however long it was. The “haha I’m just JOKING-UH. …or maybe I’m not you’ll never know FAGGOTS” attitude he has when he’s talking about being “looked into” by us in the clip posted earlier ITT is very telling. It’s also very telling that (just like Redbar…) he thinks that him having hidden all his embarrassing 15 years worth of past episodes behind a paywall means nobody is going to dig anything up worth laughing at him for.

He’s exhibiting a mixture of attitudes that Redbar, Dax Herrera, Vito, and Rekieta all have. He’s acting like he’s above being made fun of and if anyone tries he’s totally not mad about it because he decides what’s funny and what’s not (Redbar, Dax). He is so hyperfixated on alogging Aaron that he hypocritically says “they can’t look at Nick Rekieta objectively! What about Aaron?? He’s damaged 8 kids lives!”, trying to pull a “look at the jangly keys, don’t look over there” red herring for his 75-IQ audience (Rekieta, Dax). And last but not least, he has the lack of self awareness and the smug attitude of Vito, where he knows that constantly making jokes about having CP, wanting to fuck kids, or just jokes about being a pedophile in general are NOT** seen as “funny” by anyone other than degenerates and 75-IQ retards. If he gets called out on it, he’ll either act like you’re the weirdo for not laughing about kidfucking, or he’ll do that exact same Vitophile maneuver of “IM JUST JOKIIIIIING-UH. STOP. BEING. A. FAGGOT-UH. Or maybe I’m not joking but you’ll never know”.

Id genuinely be interested in a thread on him if only because he has that kind of hubris and that kind of attitude where he feels like because he’s been through the ringer with Mike David (Redbar), and he’s been making fun of irrelevant small-market standup comedians for 15 years, he thinks he’s an untouchable juggernaut of Internet comedy. When in reality, again, he’s been a very big fish (he’s fat) in a very small pond for the last decade and a half. He’s not aware that most of the posters on here won’t actively go out of their way to fuck with him, but he’s also not aware how good some of the posters here are at digging up shit to laugh at people over. Especially digging up that kind of shit on hubristic faggots who constantly talk about kidfucking.

EDIT: you can tell he’s slightly nervous in the timestamped video of his recent stream posted earlier ITT. The “ARE YOU OKAY? ARE. YEW-UH. OWE-KAY.” thing he says (and the faggy baseball cap) is kind of like his “catch phrase” he says whenever anyone calls him on any of his bullshit. Should give you an idea on how often he’s made kidfucking jokes in the past. He’s also nervous because he’s used to making fun of people who put themselves out there (YouTubers, comedians, etc). Kiwifarms is just a forum with people who have screen names and avatars. And not all of us have such poor online hygiene to make our accounts traceable to other online communities/accounts or our real identities.

He’s got more dirt for us to dig up than we do for him to dig up on us. That’s why all he can do is just spin his wheels and call us “faggots” while pretending not to be nervous (just like Dax Herrera or Nick Rekieta does).

EDIT2: forgot “upper case I Internet”, my apologies

 

[Captain Manning]

It's Karl's version of Mersh Effect. 90% of his friends have thread here. Juju, Vito, Mersh, Cumia, Riley, digibrony, Mint, Melton, Aaron at some point, Chrissie Mayr, Geno. Am I missing someone?

I dunno, are you?

Riley and Mint don't technically have their own threads yet, but I am sure they will someday (when necessary, they are usually discussed in Juju's thread).

And like I say, Melton is hella close at this point. He looks and sounds like Vito 2.0. Or, depending how long Melton has been at this shit, Vito might actually be Melton 2.0.

That whole sacralization of comedy and, most importantly, veneration of comedians - it was a world phenomenon, it contaminated even my country - always baffled me... a generation of very unserious people cheering on the rejects (mostly of) a very cynical generation X.

We got some genuinely funny people out of it, like Dave Chappelle. But yeah, there was a LOT of crap too. Unfunny people suddenly thinking they are funny. Then after they fail at stand-up, they go on the Internet and inflict themselves on an even bigger audience.

 

[johnnynoname]

He’s not aware that most of the posters on here won’t actively go out of their way to fuck with him, but he’s also not aware how good some of the posters here are at digging up shit to laugh at people over.

looking at him you would think he is aware of things like:
- shitposting
- Kiwi Farms
- /pol
- doxing
- autism nigga shit

he isn't
Melton is a fake nerd who adopted his current look because he a fat white guy with glasses but decided that he should sexy himself up by larping as a "internet neckbeard" (as weird as that sounds).

He was too lazy to lose weight, or work on his act so he just bought flat brim hats, and grew whatever that is on his face, and TADA he became "a nerd".

EDIT: and he's not even a "nerd" of any sorts...his tech skills are AIDS, and he's just a lazy white guy who smokes pot

He's so lazy that he didn't even overeat himself to obesity; he was just born fat

He has zero clue what even the smallest shitposter he can do which is INSANE given how long he's been on the internet

His recent bump came from riding the wave of the dabbleverse (which you are apart of, patrick), and the adoration of 45 year old women who think he's edgy because he makes confetti come on the screen when you give a superchat, and un-apologetically makes cp jokes

 

[Nate Higgers]

looking at him you would think he is aware of things like:
- shitposting
- Kiwi Farms
- /pol
- doxing
- autism nigga shit

I know he’s not because from my brief period of time I spent paying attention to him before Rekieta’s arrest, and from what I know of him through YouTube, he’s basically locked himself into an online hugbox with a bunch of 75-IQ retards (his audience). To be fair he has been on the podcast grift for the last 15 years but that’s the reason why he’s wholly ignorant of KF, /pol/, or autism nigga shit. He is aware of doxing because I know there was some faggy discord drama earlier this year about him having some other dabbleverse fag in his server (Ian Ellis? Or Ian Hawke) who doxed some other dabbleverse faggot.

I can only imagine post-Redbar, he’s been even more cloistered up in his own little hugbox. Actually, paging @Comedy Shaman because I wonder if he knows any more Melton lore that hasn’t been discussed ITT.

 

[3MMA]

And before your chortle at such stipulations, I will remind you a pedophile, a Jason Close had an account here until Balldo embarassed the entire forum, and more importantly ME, by insinuating that we were all pedos because of Jason Close's membership. Mods only removed it due to the Balldo humiliating us.

Hope you recover from your humiliation by Balldo’s implications & gay operations. Must have missed the memo about how apparently Ol Balldo & co “…embarassed the entire forum…humiliating us,” as I was never embarrassed nor humiliated by that clearly manufactured “KF paedo” gay op, nor did I notice any other site user saying such.

Noticing a lot of newer accounts trying to sway sentiments ITT rather than letting things play out as they will, lately. (Not accusing anyone here particularly btw.) Besides, it eventually becomes obvious anyway. What else is obvious is that a website cannot curate who signs up. All that can be done is the ban hammer being brought down once info comes to light which demands it. If you’re sincere in your musings above, I hope you realize Balldo has no power here or anywhere beyond his little Qover throuple self created hell on earth, & let that ease your worries away. Otherwise, there’s some weird shit popping out of the balldo woodworks this weekend.