Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Fucking what?
Do I not speak English as well as I thought or was all of that just a bunch of word salad?
Judith Butler is known for word salad. Like 10 years ago i was a substitute teacher for advanced (lol) English (as a third language) and I thought it was a good troll to make High School seniors translate passages of her texts. I was high and needed the money and the laughs.
 
You can’t get more stereotypical than this: obsessed with frogs/cottagecore/reptiles/etc, makes art out of real animal bones, collects stuffed toys, writes poetry, asexual, has an eating disorder, one of those weird horror movie fangirls who probably jerk off to Michael Myers snuff porn.
95% of her blog is insanely unfunny LE RANDOM XD type humor.
We already have a thread on @Meowthkip.
 
my jimmies are rustled by this because I was the same way but guess what!! Instead of chopping my tits off and pretending to be a man, I took my girl self straight to the anime and video game forums of the early 2000’s, which were VERY misogynistic places, and ended up welcomed into each group- not as a “girl” but as a peer because I actually had shit to say beyond “omg x is so hot” or whatever.
I swear these retards wouldn’t last a day on those boards without freaking out about being ~bullied~

It just really pisses me off because these women are making is SO MUCH HARDER for the girls that have to come behind them imo.
I was also a girl growing up at this time and you had to be one of the pick me girls if you wanted to be vocal about your gender. These boyclubs didn't invite you in with open arms, they expected you to play nice and shut up about the blatant sexism being thrown in your face every five seconds. Don't pretend like it was a great time to be a female in gaming.
 
Breaking the gender binary. And the species binary. :lit:
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I expect he's less funny in person when you have to deal with him.
But at this safe distance he's definitely point and laugh material. :christine:
 
Breaking the gender binary. And the species binary. :lit:
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I expect he's less funny in person when you have to deal with him.
But at this safe distance he's definitely point and laugh material. :christine:
Ah yes. Makeup, green hair and a studded collar. How absolutely unheard of and unique. What a brave challenge to “gender”.

At least try being honest and saying you just like dressing up stoopit for photos. Fake pixie ears for world peace isn’t the political slogan you think it is, mate.
 
She’s fully aware she’s a fat twat with no ambition and the intelligence of a slug.
Lol lol lol, loved this entire diatribe.

Frens I am bereft. For several years I swerved cutting my hair shorter as the peak trans was happening, hoping not to be mistaken for a guiless TIF.
Well.
Cut it for a change recently, and in the last 2 days, I have been asked tranny adjacent questions.
At a party last night, someone asked my pronouns. I said "the normal ones" then they apologised and I said non binary was fucking stupid.
The day before, a psychologist I had been sent to through the auspices of the pain clinic, where they decide your problems can't be solved and you just need to handle the pain psycholost after asking my name, asked if I had any other name I preferred to be called, "like a nickname..? "
I'm fucking 35.
Nickname indeed. It set off the gender special sensors as a question for sure.
Weirdly enough the only other person who has ever asked me anything similar was a case worker type person who seemed genuinely amazed after I said gender was stupid, that I wasn't non binary.
This is a gap of ten years.
I thought this shit was finally over.
I thought you could have short hair again whilst at the same time wearing trousers.
Needless to say the hair is getting grown back in.
I don't want strangers to think I am retarded enough to think I'm some special pretend third "gender".

I feel like if I was fat /ugly /had some other issue with appearance, I would genuinely be fucking gutted and take it as that people genuinely didn't know what sex I was, like some malformed beast lol.

Which must be the impression that actual trannies get too. I'm suprised it's a practice that has ever caught in or lasted because it can't fail to be insulting to troons that you know what they are.

When you are an artfag who wears weird clothes, short hair as a woman or make up as a bloke, you can accept that they probably just think you are a gender special self absorbed twat, but for actual troons they are getting the cold hard reality that they flee from called into the spotlight, so it must genuinely wound them.
Crazy that this is the take that got Contrapoints kicked out of the "unproblematic" pseuds club, the tiniest amount of theory of mind and thinking about how it would feel for troons with dysphoria would engender sympathy.
 
For several years I swerved cutting my hair shorter as the peak trans was happening, hoping not to be mistaken for a guiless TIF.
Well.
Cut it for a change recently, and in the last 2 days, I have been asked tranny adjacent questions.
That sucks. PL but I used to cut my hair super short when I was younger. Pixie cuts and the like. It was less of a hassle to style and care for and I was tomboy adjacent and lazy with anything beyond basic hygiene. I still keep my hair short, just not cropped close, more around my jaw length, around my shoulders is the longest it's gotten since I was a child. Short hair is easier to deal with and cooler in hot weather. Trannies ruin everything.
 
I thought this shit was finally over.
I thought you could have short hair again whilst at the same time wearing trousers.
Needless to say the hair is getting grown back in.
I don't want strangers to think I am retarded enough to think I'm some special pretend third "gender".
Don't give troons an inch. Fuck the autistic retards who can't tell woman from man and need you to gender code your hair to help them out.
This is what this gender shit was trying to do all along, prop up a few nut cases, make the public scared and jittery about it.
Don't walk on eggshells for pozzed social workers and shrinks.
 
No, I don't want my kids to have access to a book written by a woman who couldn't read or write until she was in double digits, where she talks about her masturbation techniques, how paralizingly traumatic she finds going to the gyno, or how her sister encouraged her to taste her own vaginal fluids.
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She couldn't even bother for fucks sake.
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Come on! I don't wanna be a stupid boring straight! I just wanna be cool! Gender-cool!
So much for acting like this shit is innate and not lonely people seeking an in group.
 

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Come on! I don't wanna be a stupid boring straight! I just wanna be cool! Gender-cool!
So much for acting like this shit is innate and not lonely people seeking an in group.
I have seen people on social media say this. I suspect they weren't joking. They all hate straight people because we won't fuck them.
 
The next time you scoff at the idea of a trans genocide, remember that hate crimes actually happen to transfolx and no-one gets arrested and executed for them, even in California.

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First time hate crime​

bpsymington
I’ve been really fortunate since I started my transition. Had my first really bad experience today. I worked out at the Y and then went to use the women’s locker room. I entered a stall, and a woman started banging on the door, telling me to get out, saying I was a man/dude. She tried to get the staff to kick me out, but they didn’t (the Y supports gender diversity). I left and went to the front desk to report what happened, and she followed me, continuing to verbally assault me and threaten me with violence. I didn’t raise my voice, but I said if she did anything I’d call the police. The Y staff apologized, confirmed I could use the lockers that matched my gender identity, and gave me the contact info of the executive director. I came home and just cried. It really hurt.

Straight_Box_5205
You handled that well. That you held your composure speaks volume of your character. It would be a disservice to others if you didn't report this. Sorry that hurt you so much.

InspectionSame8586
Great point 👆🏻. Holding your composure in a situation like that is very difficult. When someone behaves like she did in public but the other person doesn’t respond in kind, it makes their awful behavior stand out and everyone can see.

So sorry OP, hugs.

GunsAndHighHeels
That's a legitimately terrifying experience. I'm so sorry you were burdened with that. I hope that someday that woman finds the love and compassion that is so desperately lacking in her life.

transphotobabe
Well spoken. You didn't deserve that OP, sending you love <3

Ono-Grrl
First, I am sorry that you've experienced this. No one should suffer abuse or verbal assault just for being themselves. Sounds like you handled it well.

2nd you should definitely report her. She needs to understand that bullying is never acceptable.

nb_zen
Yeah, the Y needs to revoke her membership. That’s terrible harassment. Even if she genuinely thought there was a man in the women’s locker room, then she should have reported it to staff and let them deal with it. What she did is psycho behavior.

bpsymington
When I wrote to the executive director I didn’t ask for that. I think that’s what should happen. I know I would have a hard time feeling safe going back if she were still there.

myothercat
Why didn’t you put that in your message?

bpsymington
I was focused on just relating the facts of what happened. If I do indeed hear from one of the managers/directors maybe I’ll bring it up with her.

Ono-Grrl
💯

fourty-six-and-two
That's one of my biggest fears is locker rooms, I just try not to use my voice and hope I don't get clocked.

silverwolf-br
Only a lady of composure could hold back her words. I'm happy you could.

bpsymington
I was so nervous while she was threatening me my hands were shaking!

chloeography
That sounds awful and terrifying. I am so sorry you went through that.

sillygoofygooose
Well done for handling this so capably. I’m so sorry that you were targeted by someone. It’s not ok, it shouldn’t happen, and you deserve so much better.

jnjs232
The Y does not support gender diversity. Not one bit. That is a farse. Been doing my job for 35 yrs. Can do it with with my eyes closed. I am transgender. I am in shape. I look pretty good. Went to final interview. As soon as I walked in I made eye contact with 2 ladies across from me. At that moment, I knew I was dust. Not a chance. And my suspicious were correct. Yet I, I had to call and call just to get a call back to listen to the gentleman stumble over his words giving me no real response on why I was not hired. Applied again for the same position, different location 2 months ago. Do you think I heard anything? I did.... Crickets So please refrain from saying they are for gender diversity. Because they are not 🫶🏼🏳️‍⚧️

myothercat
No disrespect but OP said the Y staff were accommodating and affirming. I’m sorry your experience was bad but you don’t get to turn police how others describe their own personal experiences.

Also for what it’s worth it seems like the Y has gone to bat for trans women kind of a lot
https://komonews.com/news/local/ymc...ker-room-julie-jaman-port-townsend-washington

jnjs232
No disrespect back to you as well . I'm not policing anyone... And I'm sorry if it seemed as such. But there is quite a difference when someone is paying monies to be part of a club. Then for them to be paying someone... Me. Maybe I should have clarified that. Again. I'm sorry. Seems you are the one policing me. I am sure the staff was very attentive and coached up very well. And I am glad they helped and managed her situation. So they may seem gender affirming on the outside and have gone to bat against the many Karen's out there. But that is their jobs. It's like a house with a fresh paint job,and fresh Sheetrock. But tear away the Sheetrock and find old dilapidated piping and wiring. Looks great on the outside. Now let's get down to the nuts and bolts.

Again wrong platform for me to try and pick the scab per say. I will learn and move on. 🫶🏼 But you as well need to stop policing until you have all the facts. Don't dismiss what someone has to say. And please don't believe what you hear on TV

bpsymington
As I said, in this case they were supportive.

kathrinet2022
Oh my goodness! I am sooooooo sorry

AdComplete726
That made me tear up. You carried yourself well, I’d be super proud to share any bathroom with you anywhere any day ✨ And that “lady?” I’m ashamed to share a species with that type.

So sorry you had to cry alone. 😔

bpsymington
Happy to say I didn’t cry alone - I cried on my wife’s shoulder as we held each other.

J0nn1e_Walk3
Not sure I wouldn’t have pummeled her until she cried. You are a strong woman. I can’t imagine walking into a public ladies restroom or locker room ever. Just saying.

I envy you women that do this and every stone thrown at you I feel x 10.
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bpsymington
Thank you!

th3tadzill
These are the scary reasons I'll never go to a gym, and I avoid all public restrooms if possible! And I'm 7 years on T and pass well, but I'm still scared.

I have no idea why any woman would object to this person in the changing room

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I will never get over the sheer entitlement these fucking people have for women's spaces. It's like they have the worst kind of autistic mind theory that makes it impossible for them to comprehend that other people have feelings or think thoughts different than their own. At least the normal autists apologize if they do something wrong.
 
OP seems to be a shitposter/wannabe Dril or Slimetony upon a quick peek at her profile, but the followup reblog confirms her personal fujo to pooner pipeline to me.
These kinds of random ramblings can be fun to babble at your irl friends with, but online it loses that spontaneous element and just makes her look like a really dumb tryhard.
 
I will never get over the sheer entitlement these fucking people have for women's spaces. It's like they have the worst kind of autistic mind theory that makes it impossible for them to comprehend that other people have feelings or think thoughts different than their own. At least the normal autists apologize if they do something wrong.
They don't become this type of troon without being a self-absorbed prick in the first place. By the time they're prowling around in women's spaces looking like a crossdressing Pennywise, they're beyond giving a shit about anyone else's feelings. It's interesting how autogynephilia coincides with extreme selfishness and narcissism.
 
To be fair, there are plenty of straight people identifying as gender specials simply because being a straight person in a straight relationship just isn't quirky enough.
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“He’s a Demi boy and I’m a nonbinary boy teehee!”

“Ma’am, this is a Dennys.”

You just know that these freaks have run into a conversation like this at least once.
 
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