DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Digger10]

I genuinely thought Phil was going to admit to his gambling problem and sincerely apologize to his fans for being a manipulative piece of shit.

Well that was dumb of you. Have you met Phil?

 

[Need Help With Tips]

This arc has shown that Phil is truely irredeemable. I genuinely thought Phil was going to admit to his gambling problem and sincerely apologize to his fans for being a manipulative piece of shit. Instead he told his original fans that yeah he's a manipulative piece of shit that squandered their money, and if they don't like it they can get fucked because he has a new set of fans who are willing to throw money at him now. Look I'm not a nice person, I've done some shit in my life that I'm ashamed of. I'm not mad that people still support him either, but I'm genuinely curious with where the fuck your mind has to be to support someone like Phil.

I'm probably one of the few people who wanted Phil to have an "happy ending". To have his Scrooge moment. To be humbled, and be grateful for what he has. That's NEVER going to happen. He's going to be an entitled, arrogant, manipulative piece of shit for the rest of his life. I'm not mad Phil. I'm disappointed.

That being said, Phil will continue producing milk for the rest of our lifetimes, and I can't wait to see where his story goes next

Phil being irredeemable truly did peak with "If I ban a pedo, then the trolls win"
I would be shocked if he can top that.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

It is by some miracle that he has absolutely no power over anyone that he could cause harm to.

well...

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Personally, and this might be unpopular, but my top pick easy would be for him to stop doing the constant ass dragging in games, constant using guides, etc. Just give us his authentic blind-style gameplay so we can get more TIHYDP, classic era style ones. He's still stupid but everytime he struggles he makes the gameplay insufferable so it's difficult to make content out of.

I would normally say he has no shame because I feel like if you're a content creator that looks up guides and shit for a game you're playing is full on pussy mode but Phil never has shame with anything he does.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Apologies in advance to tread old ground but last night I put in a Theo Theory that he is faking tips to maintain the totally not vest streak. I did not summarize why as it was late apologies so why I think its fake.

1. His reaction, Phil hates it but he has an expressive face and he cannot play poker if you look at his reactions to the goal being met in the last 5 or so days. There's this look of defeat and anxiousness. If you look at him when he met the streak goals of the past completely different reaction.
2. He then proceeds to actually tell on himself "the detractors are seething and felted..." All whilst having this face and in last nights one he looked anxious and rocked and did not T pose. Again Phil's body language is his biggest detractor other than his mouth because his body reacts to things first.
3. The other dead giveaway the amount and yesterdays was really strange he received an it was like 20-30 then he received 55 which he needed to make total. The 20-30 I believe was genuine as it had a name but also this one was the one needed to make and was anon and all these finishing ones as of late have been anon. We know this is not OIC as he always puts a sock to assert dominance and the KC tippers always leave a name too.

The answer why he is doing it is of course obvious to cope with his decline. Phil's chat and metrics have pretty much returned to previous numbers other than the Joon livestreams, "That's one hell of a cope, bro!"

Also obv Phil lies

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I come here on and off for short periods of time to read random threads, and only made an account only to say that tip was not fake.

It was mine. I have no reason beyond finding this entire thing amusing.

then post receipts, faggot

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He did. This took way too long to produce receipts for.

A very human-style answer to a serious question about predeceasing your loved ones.

I have to take the L on what I said before about him saying this about his parents. Really, when you think about it, it all comes down to Phil not truly caring about anyone but himself (hence my confusion). It's clear from him refusing to get Jasper bloodwork done, to taking Kat on a honeymoon, to him doing more than just talking on the phone with his parents once in a while, to this day him still thinking he wasn't the bad guy with John and Rambo. How do you reason with someone whose head is perpetually up their ass like this?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I think the funniest part is that this version of Craig is a shell of his former self that’s fueled solely by ego.
When Screwattack folded and Craig had the farewell Sidescrollers episode, he mentioned he was making gameattack(itself a reference to his very very short lived retro game store) he could have retired as a king maker.
In its heyday, Screwattack gave many their start. Razorfist, Pro Jared, Completionist, BrentalFloss, MattPat, AVGN, Deathbattle and more. All of them eclipsed Craig, and many of them he personally screwed over(like Jared who used to be the news guy and Craig fired him because he started making his reviews that would later make him a million sub YouTube channel). Had he called it quits a decade ago, his old drama could have faded and he would be remembered fondly through nostalgia.
Instead where here, and he gained new relevance through bashing DSP of all people, which really just make him look as slimed and petty as ever. Craig wishes he still had the star power he did in 2011

I would say crymor. You seem butt hurt over things a decade old. He has changed, dood.

Sound familiar?

 

[Kiwi Andy]

If people really are so MATI at Craig, make a thread and see how it goes? In the DSP saga he has not shown any lolcow worthy traits, so the sperging about him is mostly from KC dents grasping at straws.

 

[PieceofShet]

This new DSP would definitely lie about the tips to keep the streak.

 

[myone]

If you look at him when he met the streak goals of the past completely different reaction.

Provide receipts (labeled screen caps) if it's so obvious

He then proceeds to actually tell on himself "the detractors are seething and felted..." All whilst having this face and in last nights one he looked anxious and rocked and did not T pose

DSP's body language is very inconsistent. There's some tells for when he lies (the usual, excessive details, etc.), but body language on its own is notoriously unreliable for something like this. I also notice you inflated the tip-jar list, seems like 1. and 2. are basically the same point.

The other dead giveaway the amount and yesterdays was really strange he received an it was like 20-30 then he received 55 which he needed to make total.

counterpoint: DSP is too stupid for on the fly calculations like that. Why would he even need to hit $150 exactly? Makes no sense...

Also obv Phil lies

obviously no one would put it past DSP to fake tips. Unless you want to peddle Doody-tier theories you need to have something more substantial to go on than just hunches. As with the "1MM is DSP priming the tip char" your major obstacle is this: It's totally outside of his usual MO to inflate his income. If he has high income, he gets to beg less, making him seem better off than he really is. DSP does the opposite: He doesn't count superchats and keeps behind the scene donations secret. Any amount of money that he doesn't have to count on stream is funny money he can waste on pulls with zero accountability.

 

[Who Now]

Here you go.

Thank you!

 

[San Dimas High School]

The alien brain still struggles with the concept of jokes.

 

[myone]

The alien brain still struggles with the concept of jokes.

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I love this clip. Goes to show that DSP will run any 'organic' meme into the ground. Here he does his usual berating for too little interaction and too few contributions, then notices that it sounds really bad and entitled, then throws the king meme behind it, putting lipstick on the pig. Anyone with a normally shaped head can tell that he's not joking. He needs that money, he really does.

 

[Tree Plague]

then post receipts, faggot

Live and let live, don't window shop Phil, stick around for the return of the usual qwahlity kahntent. The streak will never reach close to the vest however. My guess is 50 or just short.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Because when he does die, Phil is going to make a nauseating tribute stream and act like he cares.

Oh he'll bash the fuck out of him.

I only saw some clips but today looks goated lmao. Blaming KC for being on vacation for him starting to slow down, Being propped up by 1 whale like usual and giga begging, raging at black ops, more shit breaking and he still can't do a load of laundry correct while also washing his table cloth with place mats and regular clothing. And to top it all off the metokur shit this dude is on a different level of reality.

He lives in such delusion he can't ever see the hints.

In case you missed it, he's going to pee.

Seriously though, he mentioned pee 5 times in the span of 14 seconds, it's fucking bizzare.

He might be trying to ween himself off his scat fetish.

DSP now claims that the Craig "interview" was now a setup by Craig.

I just happen to be catching up on the TBS episode covering the Null and Keem interviews. This nugget stuck out to me: https://www.youtube.com/live/Go8hg0LQUd4?si=sCp_Y6hlg_UctbPY&t=5578

Turns out RTU was correct.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Live and let live, don't window shop Phil, stick around for the return of the usual qwahlity kahntent. The streak will never reach close to the vest however. My guess is 50 or just short.

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Fag

 

[Elite Kipchak]

damn, dentractors felted again how will we recover?

 

[myone]

damn, dentractors felted again how will we recover?

is $109 even enough for a weekend of premium pulls? Definitely not! Stop withholding tips!

 

[Vic's Japanese Stepfather]

Live and let live, don't window shop Phil, stick around for the return of the usual qwahlity kahntent. The streak will never reach close to the vest however. My guess is 50 or just short.

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Is that your guess because you're also the one propping it up with the last minute tips lately? If so, don't be such a broke boy pussy and keep it going as long as the vest streak.