Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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"What do you call two lesbians laying in bed under the covers farting their asses off? You call it a clam bake heh"

"A cowboy goes to the bar, the bar's serving up burgers and fries, classic barfood basically. The bar's also giving out blowjobs and handjobs. The cowboy walks up to the cocktail waitress and asks 'are you the one giving out the handjobs?' she says 'yeah' he says 'well wash yout fucking hands before you make me a cheeseburger and fries.'"

How does he do it?
 
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dramamine said:
they boy wouldn't go for condoms
i don't want the next feature to be "KingCobra announces he has HIV"
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As crazy as this sounds I don't think most escorts would bang josh he would likely have to go for the hiv infested streetwalkers like nal. Even if they are paid for and left at the door his personal hygiene is so bad that I don't think they would do it.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
The universe is a group home resting on a Double Down on top of a large stuffed crust from Papa John's with extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions and anchovies.

After that, it's garlic butters all the way down.
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I am, perhaps, a less cosmic bitch. A basic bitch, if you will. The simple woman I am, I consider KF to be the group home. Tism hugs <3
 
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ibeatmywife said:
As crazy as this sounds I don't think most escorts would bang josh he would likely have to go for the hiv infested streetwalkers like nal. Even if they are paid for and left at the door his personal hygiene is so bad that I don't think they would do it.
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I always assumed the same. But lately I wonder.

For instance, what about the prostitute who came out and said she left sex work after fucking Boogie? She still fucked that disgusting pile of flesh, that's the point I guess? After fucking a disgusting piece of shit, phycically revolting, bitch was so traumatized she noped tf out of whoring. She finally hit the basement. Rip that ho.

I guess I'm saying KangCobra could turn a bad woman good, but after the fact. A ho is gonna ho. Sex workers I assume are fucking disgusting dudes all the time, right? Ain't that the clientele?

Maybe I'm wrong, but I absolutely believe a non truck stop ho WOULD fuck our boy. And then accept Islam, shortly thereafter.
 
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Caspian Sea Monster said:
Beat women and beat men. Equal opportunity hands.
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Respecc both men and women becuz violence isn't le answer or smth.
DyingStarsForever said:
"What do you call two lesbians laying in bed under the covers farting their asses off? You call it a clam bake heh"

"A cowboy goes to the bar, the bar's serving up burgers and fries, classic barfood basically. The bar's also giving out blowjobs and handjobs. The cowboy walks up to the cocktail waitress and asks 'are you the one giving out the handjobs?' she says 'yeah' he says 'well wash yout fucking hands before you make me a cheeseburger and fries.'"

How does he do it?
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Pinnacle of comedy.
 
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