Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Even Bogchron is in solidarity with Cobes.
 
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biggacracka said:
Sour skittles carried my first year of high-school, TMDWTFIU
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You the dummy I traded with after Halloween. I got chocolate and you relieved me of punk ass crimes against humanity candy. Makes me nostalgic. I can still see your regarded face eating that trash like a goober, as the short bus SPED away.

I'm glad you made it until the first year of HS. TMDWU
 
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biggacracka said:
Sour skittles carried my first year of high-school, TMDWTFIU
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Nothing tops a spicy chicken patty sandwich, a fruit cup and some Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Hands-down best school lunch period and nobody is going to convince me otherwise. This is coming from a school that had good pizza for God's sake.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Nothing tops a spicy chicken patty sandwich, a fruit cup and some Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Hands-down best school lunch period and nobody is going to convince me otherwise. This is coming from a school that had good pizza for God's sake.
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US school food wasn't really that bad pre Obama Era, I remember back in the 90s and 20s the burgers, pizza, chicken sandwiches/nuggets/tenders were all solid. In my HS we had a build your own sub station also subway style, also a worker at a snack station where you could buy a variety of different soft baked cookies and slushies from a convenient store style slushie machine.
 
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ibeatmywife said:
US school food wasn't really that bad pre Obama Era, I remember back in the 90s and 20s the burgers, pizza, chicken sandwiches/nuggets/tenders were all solid. In my HS we had a build your own sub station also subway style, also a worker at a snack station where you could buy a variety of different soft baked cookies and slushies from a convenient store style slushie machine
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In So Cal we had Taco Bell burritos and Arby's sandwiches in the early 00's.
 
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ibeatmywife said:
US school food wasn't really that bad pre Obama Era, I remember back in the 90s and 20s the burgers, pizza, chicken sandwiches/nuggets/tenders were all solid. In my HS we had a build your own sub station also subway style, also a worker at a snack station where you could buy a variety of different soft baked cookies and slushies from a convenient store style slushie machine.
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In my state the school food is still semi edible according to my GF. She said it was actually pretty good even during the Obama years when we were kids. It's standard cafeteria fare but it's better than the prison food slop that they served in California when I was a kid.

I'd love to see Cobes food hack a Cali school lunch.
 
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Down From The Champions said:
I see it a lot with the new generation. They are always quick to throw out peado allegations without any proof and just try desperately to make the lolcow out to be the worst person in the world when they themselves are the faggots.

Honestly the new generation is just a load of brainrotted retards.
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Yeah I feel like a lot of them would literally beat the homeless and upload it for fun and fame.
They see it as some kind of justice or societal correction, and along the way they can brag about how awesome they are because "that dudes a pedo!"
Or they say they don't work, or are a drain on society. As if they've contributed to anything, or their lives are soo much better.
 
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Meat Streets said:
I am, perhaps, a less cosmic bitch. A basic bitch, if you will. The simple woman I am, I consider KF to be the group home. Tism hugs <3
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You’ve figured it out.

Kiwi Farms is the group home society puts us in. We are already in the group home.

Take the red pill, Neo. You’ll see how far this rabbit hole goes.

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Sex workers I assume are fucking disgusting dudes all the time, right? Ain't that the clientele?
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Depends, there’s a hierarchy of whoredom that’s complicated but it boils down to:

  1. Drug Addict: It’s kind of a mixed bag of nuts, this one. Sometimes you get pretty girls on the cusp of blowing themselves the fuck out, they just wanna suck some dick for blow and have a good night. Some of them are blown way the fuck out and look like the crypt keeper. They’ll give you a gummer and lick out your ass for half a carpet nug of meth, real desperate customers.
  2. Streetwalker: These are your run of the mill prostitutes, the real work horses of the industry. They’re not shy about plying their trade in public, you’ll find em in most metro areas and trust me you’ll know ‘em when you see ‘em. They aren’t very smart and they aren’t too picky about their Johns. They know they’re giving you the clap, you know you’re giving them the clap. They’re affordable for the common man.
  3. Craigslist/Backpage Escorts: These are aspiring escorts. The quality varies but they’re mostly on the up and up and they’ll be picky about stuff. They’ll require tests done and paid for by you, along with waivers and such. They advertise themselves as rental girlfriends and shit.
  4. Catalogued Escorts: Here’s your verified Seabiscuits, your bread winning, debutante, high class 5 star whores. These women do not offer you sex; They offer you an experience and they will charge you out the ass with fees and tests

Source: My brother likes whores. God’s light no longer reaches him but he’s my brother and I love him.
 
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Shinkai said:
Saving grace from when we inevitably see the full extent of bog chrons a-logging
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Haven't we seen it already though? To what further extent will we see what?

Between punk ass bitch Porkney and bitch ass punk Messica (breaks my heart) and mf OINK/Liquid Couch Chris, what is left?

What possible poo is there left untouched?
 
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