Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Would Nick's claim of good character allow the prosecution to introduce the Dear John stream as evidence he's a piece of shit?

Generally, any attempt by a defendant to enter evidence of good character into the record "opens the door" to any evidence that would rebut that claim.

So if you argue you're innocent because it would be totally out of character for you to have shoplifted, they can introduce evidence you have been convicted of it repeatedly (this would usually be prohibited), and if you are arguing at sentencing that you deserve leniency because of your prior good character, it's relevant to point out that no, you are actually a complete piece of shit who deserves the book thrown at you.

I think the Dear John thing is inside pool enough that most people wouldn't get it without some lengthy explanation of the context, but it (and anything similar including the deranged cokestream) would be generally admissable subject to the "is it more probative than prejudicial" balancing test.

He has insisted it was just alcohol.

What a pathetically bad pathological liar. So alcohol puts cocaine in your nostrils and on your nose now?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Like Walter Sobchak, Nick is Polish Catholic. Though to be fair he converted when he married Cynthia decided to open his marriage to the bulls.

Lol, I read these character outlines of Sobchak:

Walter is boisterous, overly confident, incredibly stubborn and somewhat reckless, with his plans often backfiring due to his excessive pride and nonchalance.

It is Walter Sobchak’s excessive political correctness, aggression, hypocrisy, obsessive behaviour, penchant for using the word fuck, going bowling, an affinity for handguns, rules and his unwavering faith in Judaism as well as his two-faced approach towards life and vehement hatred towards nihilists that make his such a bizarre and entertaining character, buoying with a comic aspect; his boisterous and impulsive behaviour as well as the inability to admit his faults keep on adding to this funny aura.

Nick got all of the flaws and none of the funny.

Some of her other female siblings have hyphenated names. Not all, but there is a re-marriage and adoption in the family. It has been hypothesised that the hyphenated female names were a feature of one part of the family.

The weird thing about their girls' names is that they're not hyphenated, just mashed together, second name not even capitalized.

 

[insensitive]

We just learned a few minutes ago that Ana Kasparian of "The Young Turks" fame is here laughing with us

Everyone say Hi to Ana

You're welcome to grab stuff off of here, Null does appreciate credit though. Hopefully we get the balldo cam soon.

 

[AnOminous]

Lol, I read these character outlines of Sobchak:

Fun fact: Sobchak is based on a personal friend of the Coens, John Milius, best known as screenwriter on Apocalypse Now, writing/directing Red Dawn and Conan the Barbarian, and being a conservative in Hollywood despite being cancelworthy in every way.

 

[AltisticRight]

That’s exactly what it is, a gay little faggy mating dance. Nick wiggling ‘round (in a cuck tank nonetheless) feelin’ himself. It’s so homo. It’s visible in his eyes that he thinks he looks cool as shit too, but then gets insecure & stops a little short. By contrast, the Ralphamale’s a lot more confident with his guntin’ shimmy:

Tell me with a straight fat that you wouldn't want to pummel the face of this grotesque smug faggy piggy after seeing him shake his disgusting quadruple titties like a gelatinous blob.
And he claims he's 180lbs.

 

[Gorton Colu]

We just learned a few minutes ago that Ana Kasparian of "The Young Turks" fame is here laughing with us

Everyone say Hi to Ana

You're welcome to grab stuff off of here, Null does appreciate credit though. Hopefully we get the balldo cam soon.

Is TYT covering Rekieta or something?

@AltisticRight He meant 18 stone. Easy mistake to make.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

We just learned a few minutes ago that Ana Kasparian of "The Young Turks" fame is here laughing with us

Everyone say Hi to Ana

You're welcome to grab stuff off of here, Null does appreciate credit though. Hopefully we get the balldo cam soon.

Obligatory

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Fun fact: Sobchak is based on a personal friend of the Coens, John Milius, best known as screenwriter on Apocalypse Now, writing/directing Red Dawn and Conan the Barbarian, and being a conservative in Hollywood despite being cancelworthy in every way.

Whoa:

 

[insensitive]

Is TYT covering Rekieta or something?

She was just on the Sitch and Adam show and said explicitly she was looking at this thread to follow the Rekieta drama since they covered the initial arrest on their show a few months ago.

Edit: Maybe I’m not remembering this correctly but I thought she implied they might cover it on TYT at some point. She’s recent enough on the drama that she mentioned the revenge porn case.

 

[Captain Manning]

She was just on the Sitch and Adam show and said explicitly she was looking at this thread to follow the Rekieta drama since they covered the initial arrest on their show a few months ago.

Assuming you are not bullshiting, this is for sure gonna have to be clipped.

Also, them covering Rekieta's initial arrest is news to me (and I presume everybody else).

EDIT: Holy shit! @Haru Okumura just confirmed in chat that, yeah, she did say on Sitch and Adam just a little while ago that she's been reading this thread.

Wow.

 

[TexOffender]

She was just on the Sitch and Adam show and said explicitly she was looking at this thread to follow the Rekieta drama since they covered the initial arrest on their show a few months ago.

Edit: Maybe I’m not remembering this correctly but I thought she implied they might cover it on TYT at some point. She’s recent enough on the drama that she mentioned the revenge porn case.

Next time just say that specifically brotha.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Keep dancing for us, Balldo monkey. We love it.

Why do cows never understand that simple fact?

I don't know about other lolcows but Nick seems to believe he can convince people to believe him and he will dance until the focus of his sperg agrees with him. All his sperging at Null and Sean is centered on getting them to agree with him on some level. I don't even think he views the world in truth or reality, just agree or disagree.

I think this i where the "cult leader" comparison is most apt. He's perfectly happy to keep both April and Kayla around if they just agree with him. It's the basis for how he flipflops so quickly on Ralph, LegalMindset, Kurt, etc. He's extremely insecure about disagreement.

Tell me with a straight fat that you wouldn't want to pummel the face of this grotesque smug faggy piggy after seeing him shake his disgusting quadruple titties like a gelatinous blob.
And he claims he's 180lbs.

Is it wrong to want to punch Ralph's face with Nick's face?

 

[You're MDNWU]

I wonder if Nick doing all this bullshit arguing, piss poor shit talking to randos, and bitching about Null/Sean/flavor of the day is all a show.

We know Nick is a cuck faggot. We know Nick likes blacks.

What if he's trying to screw himself over in order to guarantee he gets his as blown out in prison? He has the Twink frame from his college days again, isn't afraid to shake his ass, or shame himself in front of large crowds.

Tl;Dr Nick is pushing for gay prison nigger sex.

 

[Desktop User2]

Tell me with a straight fat that you wouldn't want to pummel the face of this grotesque smug faggy piggy after seeing him shake his disgusting quadruple titties like a gelatinous blob.
And he claims he's 180lbs.

C´mon, he is just happy his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and he is just showing them off.

 

[AltisticRight]

Is TYT covering Rekieta or something?

@AltisticRight He meant 18 stone. Easy mistake to make.

Probably tonnes is the more accurate unit.
TYT is on my "good outlet side" after they showed the balls to correct the record regarding Luke's web of troon lies. I can care less about pronouns. Keep up the good stuff. Having TYT run pieces on Balldo would be very funny to watch.
>Is Nicholas Rekieta a non-practicing lawyer???
>OF COURRRRRSSSEEEEEEE

 

[Potatoherder]

I wonder if Nick doing all this bullshit arguing, piss poor shit talking to randos, and bitching about Null/Sean/flavor of the day is all a show.

One of his core life memories is getting trouble for taking a toy for school and having it taken away for the day by the teacher. This affected him so much he felt the need to curse at the teacher on stream multiple times. Nick is a privileged kid who never had to grow up. He has always gotten his way and now cannot comprehend why he isn't.

 

[Oxyjen]

Generally, any attempt by a defendant to enter evidence of good character into the record "opens the door" to any evidence that would rebut that claim.

Quick question, will you be making yourself available as a Kiwi Farms Rekieta expert legal analyst to the national media circuit that is now taking an interest?

 

[Melty Butter]

We just learned a few minutes ago that Ana Kasparian of "The Young Turks" fame is here laughing with us
Everyone say Hi to Ana

Didn't expect that one!

Tweeting again.

I recently ran into an archive of Nick's 2,774 deleted tweets from February 6, 2018 to October 4, 2019. It seems like these were removed due to a ban and his history wasn't reinstated? [X] Skimming through them was a highly negative experience. Others who are more observant and patient might want to examine them more closely, especially with the benefit of recent developments.

Spoiler: Select historical tweets re. KF, CPS & his trust fund

No-one is going to give Nick a prescription for legal cocaine. Its only medical uses are as a local anaesthetic and for reducing bleeding. It's possible that Kayla may have a ketamine prescription, depending on the laws regarding ketamine treatment in MN (here, the dose is self-administered in a medical setting and a psychiatrist must oversee treatment).

There are likely dozens, if not thousands, of corrupt physicians who will prescribe anything for a price - take Matthew Perry, for example. This issue extends to lower-level healthcare workers, as depicted in "Nurse Jackie" and real-life cases where individuals gain access to Schedule II and III drugs.

I conducted some fruitless searches using terms like "MD" along with "Sletta," "Woltjer," and "Rekieta," given that family seems to be their primary real-life community and the names are uncommon. It was a waste of time. It is far more likely Nick has a physician-for-hire in Minneapolis, or perhaps Dick.

There was a highlight: Chester Rekieta from Brazos County, TX. He's a palliative care nurse at Traditions Health Care. Rekieta was arrested for disorderly conduct and public intoxication. Is the head tilt mug shot a family trait?

• (X)

Spoiler: Results of dumb searching

- Lesley Rekieta from Austin, TX, works for Dr. Yu, a dentist.
- Ashley Rekieta is a nurse practitioner in Athens, GA.
- Cody Rekieta from Aubry, TX, oversees the Supply Chain at Cook's Children's Medicine.
- There is a Woltjer family in Oregon and Colorado, including Randy Woltjer, an MD.
- Thomas Woltjer in Pennsylvania is an ophthalmologist.
- Michael Sletta is a Behavioral Health Triage Therapist at Sanford Health in Bemidji, MN.
- Another? individual named Michael Sletta is an MSW who works with several physicians at Hazelden Betty Ford in Florida. (Kayla might have family connections in rehab if she ever decides to seek help!)

 

[Long-time Lurker]

"It isn't even MY trust fund." -- Nick

No shit, you don't own or control it; you are a beneficiary of it. Same words games. Everyone knows what the author meant.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Hi Ana, I'm a big fan just for the record.