Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Useful_Mistake]

Is this real?

https://newrepublic.com/article/174071/white-house-blocking-sun-geoengineering-solar-radiation-management

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/07/01/white-house-cautiously-opens-door-to-study-blocking-suns-rays-to-slow-global-warming-ee-00104513

 

[RussianParasite]

Any broom-pusher is contributing to society in a measurable way. Things are cleaner. Places look better. And they're getting paid too little for that

Dare I say, even the people who push brooms online?

flounces out of Target before his first shift ended because he’s too good for it

Yeah I don’t believe for a second he wasn’t let go. He’s such an insufferable fuck that the manager told him to stop being a FFWBT. He refused and was told to gtfo.

only Patrick S Tomlinson is always right.

Yes, child.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Reminder: In pigman canon stalkerchilds have no human rights. Also jennifer the wonder pig is getting extra catty today
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I actually lol'd at Ricks response there even though I knew where he was going with it.

 

[Meriasek]

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What does he think "a Dark Age" (capitalized?) is, like some burst of Dark Rays that hits the planet?

I think the answer to Rick's little buddy's initial question is "no".

I hate agreeing with Fatprick, but yeah, a city on Mars would not be self-sufficient for centuries, given the radicality of terraforming efforts, and a city that's closed-cycle enough that it could be self-sufficient without the planet to support it would be too fragile.
It'd need quite a miraculous advance in technology for it to work out as a "Terminus".

 

[Maude Snew]

https://newrepublic.com/article/174071/white-house-blocking-sun-geoengineering-solar-radiation-management

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/07/01/white-house-cautiously-opens-door-to-study-blocking-suns-rays-to-slow-global-warming-ee-00104513

It's literally a Simpsons plot, I was not aware you elected Montgomery Burns but apparently so.

https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Sun_Blocker

Fucking hell reality is stupid.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

There's probably a good sci-fi story about the struggles of the last human city, on Mars, and their fight to survive after Earth is destroyed by FFWBT emissions. But Pat would never think of it. nor could he write it. He's busy, Elon Musk must be contained and Hitler Trump destroyed. Twitter needs all his efforts right now, stlaker childs!

 

[WelperHelper99]

Fuck yes.

I’m here to laugh, but his Target arc genuinely enraged me.

Have I taken service jobs? Yes. Did they meet all my intellectual and emotional needs? No. Did they pay me money I needed? Yes. Did I get anything else out of it? Hell yes. They engaged my brain, as I had to learn new systems, deal with people skilfully, take responsibility, and get things done. I wanted to do them well because I don’t like failing, I was paid to do them to a certain standard, and there were other people relying on me. The basic work skills I developed in those starter jobs were truly valuable once I started my proper grown-up career. Helping another person (paid or unpaid) is never beneath me.

But this arrogant fucking retard flounces out of Target before his first shift ended because he’s too good for it, thus shafting his fellow employees, his employer, and even himself. He spurned the opportunity to learn and grow from experience and other people, like the true lolcow he is.

Don’t bother reacting, I got you covered fren.

It should be mandatory to have a service job at least once. It humbles the fuck out of you and legitimately builds character. Fatrick didn't understand that part on his half day at Target. It's supposed to suck so you are encouraged move up and get out, while at the same time gaining real world skills while you're there. Calling it beneath him is honestly disgusting.

 

[femoralcanal]

We have many similar evidences of Jennifer's refusal to accept random people mocking staljer using his pictures are calling  him fat. But it doesn’t matter how many times I see him doing it, his logic leaves me flabbergasted.

 

[Something Awful]

Being a political shill is its own reward, Rick of all people should know. At least I hope he does, because I sure don't.



Rick, you have herpes. It's not related to what social media site you use.

Haha I kid, his "truly viral" experience is apparently this:



Keep carving out that niche as the Trump ear conspiracy guy. Probably won't go mainstream, since it's too unclear what the fuck you're really trying to claim or think should happen, but evidently there's some audience for asking questions about it.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

It was why Rick was riding Biden's geriatric dick so hard. He saw an opportunity.

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Didn’t they do this in the matrix, and didn’t it turn out really bad? (Ya know, enslavement by robots and everything)
It might turn out worse with Fatrick blocking the sun…. His sweaty ass will heat up and gas out the population, killing gorillions

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Being a political shill is its own reward, Rick of all people should know. At least I hope he does, because I sure don't.

Silly Patrick-Child, Mr. Putin will send my rubles any day now! It's called forward investment, don't ya know?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Didn’t they do this in the matrix, and didn’t it turn out really bad? (Ya know, enslavement by robots and everything)
It might turn out worse with Fatrick blocking the sun…. His sweaty ass will heat up and gas out the population, killing gorillions

it's actually one of the few ways to combat global warming (if that's a real thing) because ALL warmth on Earth has its source in the sun (or nuclear reactors). If you block out even a sliver of sunlight from the Earth, you could drastically cool it.

You'd need to be careful, because a device that big would still block out the sun even if it got destroyed into small pieces.

But technically there's nothing really preventing it from being built, just money and time.

 

[Louis Beans]

Silly Patrick-Child, Mr. Putin will send my rubles any day now! It's called forward investment, don't ya know?

Wrong, child. Haven't earned a pound in years. Not solvent by any financial standard, stalker.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

it's actually one of the few ways to combat global warming (if that's a real thing) because ALL warmth on Earth has its source in the sun (or nuclear reactors). If you block out even a sliver of sunlight from the Earth, you could drastically cool it.

You'd need to be careful, because a device that big would still block out the sun even if it got destroyed into small pieces.

But technically there's nothing really preventing it from being built, just money and time.

Global warming isn’t real, and space isn’t either

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Wrong, child. Haven't earned a pound in years. Not solvent by any financial standard, stalker.

Silly little Kiwi-Child, I am sorry you are so stupid. It's called financial literacy. You don't make money to make money. Ever hear of hollywood? Enjoy the impact, and brace for prison.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Is this real? It reads and sounds as retarded as those Chinese patents stopping the Earth's rotation or some bullshit.

Yes, it's also one of the ways to terraforming Venus. You can also see such things in science fiction like with Battletech. Decent money to be had in it since the government doesn't know what it's doing nor does it understand just how much material you need.

it's actually one of the few ways to combat global warming (if that's a real thing) because ALL warmth on Earth has its source in the sun (or nuclear reactors). If you block out even a sliver of sunlight from the Earth, you could drastically cool it.

You'd need to be careful, because a device that big would still block out the sun even if it got destroyed into small pieces.

But technically there's nothing really preventing it from being built, just money and time.

A few years ago I did some work on checking to see what would happen if you just moved the earth a few thousand miles away or toward the sun and found that the earth cooled/ warmed up by 2-3 degrees globally. It really doesn't take much to fuck up the planet.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So tell me about the Chinese spies, Rick.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Keep carving out that niche as the Trump ear conspiracy guy. Probably won't go mainstream, since it's too unclear what the fuck you're really trying to claim or think should happen, but evidently there's some audience for asking questions about it.

The wound was about 2cm which isn't very big. Since you're an American with a 1.2GPA just look at your flaccid faucet micro penis, that's about the same size.
For others, just line up two pencils side by side and look at the erasers. That's 2cm.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Elon could create a FTL warp drive and Rick would disregard it because Elon is a literal nazi. This is supposed to be the shit that Rick is excited about being a scifi fan and supposedly writing a book about Tiny Tim in space. I know I'm not an expert on space shit and don't pretend to be (unlike some obese hoofed manbeasts) but I don't think the technology is there to create a permanent colony on Mars. However it's a cool to think about. If Elon is in any way associated with it, it is automatically bad. Rick really is a stupid 1.2 GPA having mother fucker whose fatness warped that smooth wet brain.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

The wound was about 2cm which isn't very big. Since you're an American with a 1.2GPA just look at your flaccid faucet micro penis, that's about the same size.

These sorts of insults make me sad because I know he wouldn't give a good response to it, not anymore. He used to be a lot more verbose/repeated the statement (you are not my toilet stalker, I do not kidnap children and grind them into pepperoni, etc) but nowadays it takes him being pissed from an outside force like a lawsuit going bad or it has to be Leslie, neutralbutkind, or Boomia. Even then it has to be the right balance, if it's way too wordy as I've seen with NBK he gets a standard response because I assume he's too fat and stupid to read it all. The "we're gonna leave a log of shit in your Airbnb" tends to get a varied response of being held immobile probably because it's a very specific threat of shitting. The same with calling him a lolcow. The same with calling trolls funsters/protestors. It's hard to tell what specifically sets him off to require an accurate refutation over a canned response. I think it's usually downplaying the trolls as anything but terrorists, calling him a lolcow, fat, or having any sort of illness like HBP; strangely he does not take offense to never-father I wonder why. Even with all of these they tend to be slight variations of the same response.

What I'm getting at is if I had 3 wishes one of them would be "Patrick S Tomlinson, self proclaimed author residing in Milwaukee Wisconsin must always respond to any online message with a response containing context to the original message" just so we can stop getting "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison." without anything else (but we'd still get that line in order to show how repetitive and insane he is.)