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[Terfatron]

Women already put up with enough retarded incel shit just for being women here, I doubt many of them want to upgrade it to non-white woman difficulty.

Tbf, this is one of the most chill forums I ever been on.
The only unsolicited DM I ever got was from a known shizo in one of the threads I'm active in.

And that was just to pretend that he was his own cousin and that """HIS COUSIIIIN""" was cowtipping and that the thread didn't need to worry because his "cousin" was "ON. THE. CASE".

Maybe it's different on other parts of the forum but over all, KF is a good vibe.

 

[community member]

I miss /ot/
Thank god I archived the artist salt threads

 

[puppygirl11061]

I'm excited to see if any cows made celebratory thinking that the farms are gone forever. I can see Jonny Craig making one, even though his thread has been dry for like a year or more unless one of his friends bumps it. He's so desperate, he even hangs on to lolcow for relevance

 

[Wurdulac]

I'm not sure if anyone knows, but lolcow was up today for about a minute. The threads were mostly intact except for images. This seems like a good sign. I just hope the farms are back up for good soon. I can't handle all the man-related infighting and retarded permabans in the CC threads.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

One Tumblr user's take on the bunker threads:

Tomorrow is the big day (for the third time.)

 

[2x tan my beloved]

One Tumblr user's take on the bunker threads:
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Tomorrow is the big day (for the third time.)

no wonder why the bunkers were getting so retarded, the summerfags are here.

Spoiler: for fagmin

please fix lc already i cant fucking take it anymore cc mods suck ass who ban you for saying nona but keep moid posts up and im tired of ban evading because the bot is so fucking autistic

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

The weekend is nearly over and still no LCF. The status message has not changed. The CC mod is clearly getting sick of the refugees and threatening more permas:


Bear in mind, people have to ban evade constantly because of the automated permaban bot which instantly nukes you and your posts if you type a forbidden word from the wordfilter (these words are not listed anywhere on the site and offending posts are deleted so you can't learn from others' bans.) The current bunker thread is hit especially hard by deleted posts and bans, with several users commenting on reduced posting speed.

If the refugees in the CC bunker threads are having a bad time, the small number of nonnies who fled to Fujochan are having a nice time. A few examples from Random Thoughts 2:



But it's not all bad on CC. The Minecraft server is doing well and many people are enjoying Cowtown:

The site's been down so long, people are already ready to fight the Ender Dragon!




EDIT: Developing story:
Refugees in the CC bunker threads are growing very sick of the mod's rampant banning of even innocuous posts and so after a week of outtage, there is finally an official lolcow.farm bunker thread #1 on Fujochan. This is the conversation that started it:

This is the start of the FC bunker threads:



Right now, everyone is having fun and complaining about how bad moderation was on CC. They are also complaining about the 5 minute post cooldown timer on FC, but morale is generally quite high at the moment. I am absolutely certain that CC's chronic Fujo vs. Anti-Fujo infighting will explode at some point and cause issues, but right now all is well.

I did dig up a nearly week old mod post from the start of LCF being down that shows early friction between Fujochan staff and farmers:



If a simple argument about shotas caused a mod to step in, I'm positive a shitstorm is brewing in the future unless the fujos go to FC and the anti-fujos stay on CC.

WHERE IS THE SITE CERBMIN?????????????????????

 

[ImNotAnEGirlUWU]

In 2022 KF went down cuz of #DropKiwifarms and Keffals and Lolcow.Farm got an influx of new users.

In 2024 Lolcow goes down cuz dumb mod stuff and Crystal Cafe, Fujochan, and KF are getting new users.

Karma is real.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

The bunker thread has flawlessly increased activity on Fujochan ten bajillion percent:


Native fujos already have mixed opinions on the farmer invasion:


This is not the first time LCF has sought refuge on FC. Two years ago there was a similar bunker thread that served its purpose and was then necro'd a year following about LCF site drama that ended with a FC mod locking it:

In the past 45 minutes, activity has virtually ceased in the CC bunker thread and the FC bunker thread already has ~100 posts.

Cute Minecraft Cece:

Good luck with the Ender Dragon.

In 2022 KF went down cuz of #DropKiwifarms and Keffals and Lolcow.Farm got an influx of new users.

In 2024 Lolcow goes down cuz dumb mod stuff and Crystal Cafe, Fujochan, and KF are getting new users.

Karma is real.

The eventual LCF diaspora will very interesting migrations, but I hope it won't happen this time!

Edit: There's even a contingent of farmers on Gikopoipoi! Soon, there will be nonnies on 109 sites.

 

[<3 norafawn]

Why haven’t you guys just created your own bunker board on endchan / 8kun? Does it get raided or something?

https://endchan.org

 

[Wurdulac]

Why haven’t you guys just created your own bunker board on endchan / 8kun? Does it get raided or something?

https://endchan.org

Someone tried earlier and farmers were immediately greeted with cp.

 

[ethanity]

Virtual homelessness really sucks.Posting on cc is annoying and the cp raids aren't taken down fast enough. This place is ok but the overt amount of migs is gross and makes it exhausting to use. I hope cerbmin fixes it soon.

Spoiler

I miss /g/ and /2X/ the most

 

[Snack Cracker]

Nonas I’m missing the girl farms so much, they keep moving the date of repair and that makes it seem dead dead.
Could be wrong but can’t remember it being completely down for this long before.

Shayna seems to be the most popular cow by far and if I had to pick, she’d be the #1 cow to move over because she’s chock full of content.
Of course there would eventually be males flooding it saying they’d fuck her as vile as she is, but KF would be a way to keep up and archive.

But there’s I think 100+ Shayna threads on lolcow and that seems lost now which is tragic.

I can help with future Shayna content depending on the platform, but doing an updated OP for the existing terrible dead Shayna thread considering lost content would be challenging.

I miss the celeb cows thread because there were more Kanye antics posted there than in the Kanye thread here, like the humiliation ritual outfits he puts on his wife.
Plus petty gossip about celebs, it’s not like they matter in real life but 30 years ago I used to read the celeb trash tabloids in line at grocery stores.

Basically an updated deal of that.

Please lolcow come home

 

[2x tan my beloved]

god the situation with lolcow bunkers is fucking bleak atm cc mods sperging ,fujo adminjo locking the thread instead of banning the baiters and now kpop fags rightfully banning farmers since you know? and even gokipoipoi isnt safe ,imageboard solidarity my ass, who put a hex on lolcor

 

[Berserker Armor]

Nonas I’m missing the girl farms so much, they keep moving the date of repair and that makes it seem dead dead.
Could be wrong but can’t remember it being completely down for this long before.

Shayna seems to be the most popular cow by far and if I had to pick, she’d be the #1 cow to move over because she’s chock full of content.
Of course there would eventually be males flooding it saying they’d fuck her as vile as she is, but KF would be a way to keep up and archive.

But there’s I think 100+ Shayna threads on lolcow and that seems lost now which is tragic.

I can help with future Shayna content depending on the platform, but doing an updated OP for the existing terrible dead Shayna thread considering lost content would be challenging.

I miss the celeb cows thread because there were more Kanye antics posted there than in the Kanye thread here, like the humiliation ritual outfits he puts on his wife.
Plus petty gossip about celebs, it’s not like they matter in real life but 30 years ago I used to read the celeb trash tabloids in line at grocery stores.

Basically an updated deal of that.

Please lolcow come home

Moving over Shayna’s content would be so so hard since all of it is gone rn. When the site comes up (if.) I think a back up thread here would be a good idea. i wouldn’t mind helping doing so. I am a honest to god shaytist. Lolcow is a good place for a cow like her (no offense I love it here but it’s a good spot for her caliber of cow idk). I hate looking at her actual socials cuz she dirty deletes so you miss the good stuff sometimes.

 

[mr big penis]

kf would never accepting our fujoposting nor do they ever post anything interesting or funny in the bad art thread here, they just sperg about racebending in the most boomer way possible but on lolcor i can call male artists retarded with impunity.
before you say anything yes i am female i just wanted to blend in and have a funny name. thank you

 

[Peru oso donas]

god the situation with lolcow bunkers is fucking bleak atm cc mods sperging ,fujo adminjo locking the thread instead of banning the baiters and now kpop fags rightfully banning farmers since you know? and even gokipoipoi isnt safe ,imageboard solidarity my ass, who put a hex on lolcor

Null should capitalize on this situation and open up a bunker thread allowing guest posting

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I've been trying to catalogue all the different bunker places nonnies have been kicked out of but things happen so quickly, I'm not even going to bother trying to be exhaustive.

The Fujochan bunker thread was locked by a janitor and then I suppose deleted by a mod because I can't find it now. There was tremendous infighting involving Rancefag and I really can't blame FC for kicking the nonnies out. It was so bad it almost looked like a falseflag, but let's face it, LCF on a bad day is just that bad. I only got a partial archive of the Fujochan bunker thread (https://archive.ph/pvlKa). It died a little less than 100 posts later, but you can see the start of the infight.

There was an endchan board that was quickly deleted. I never saw it.

Some users tried to make a bunker thread on a K-Pop imageboard, but it was quickly deleted. I never saw it.

Current CC bunker thread (#35), which is very slow. But now someone has made a thread on Junkuchan and the thread is highly active, generating over 86 posts in the amount of time this post has taken me to type up.

What is Junkochan? I'm not actually sure. Whoever made the /shelter/ board for LCF actually did it during a previous outage. The /shelter/ board on Junkuchan is in fact all purpose for any website to use when it goes down. Here's the appearance right now:



As you can see, Junkuchan also hosts a /cuckquean/ board for pornography. I don't know what /origin/ actually is all about, but it was anime porn when I clicked on it. I'm not really sure how the diaspora has ended up on a porn imageboard, but here we are. People hate CC just that much!

And I do see increased activity on Fujochan, so I'm sure several farmers are using that site now, there's just not an official bunker thread.

status.lolcow.farm has finally updated a new message:


This is the fourth time a date has been given for posting to return. LCF has been down for 11 days now. It will be 12 days tomorrow.

Edit: some nonnies on Junkuchan mentioned Kiwifarms:

 

[Lando Norris]

i want to be optimistic and look forward to it but i dunno how much more of this i can take, nonas…