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Varis said:
Autistic children have been linked to the same sperm donor before, but Chris... Chris simply looks so unhealthy that he wouldn't pass the requirements.
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Do sperm banks have age limits? Would they have accepted a 50 something Bob? Do sperm banks just turn away overweight balding men without any kind of test?
 
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Did Chris have anyone who genuinely wanted to help him (not an ass-patter) or be his friend?
 
Xarpho said:
Did Chris have anyone who genuinely wanted to help him (not an ass-patter) or be his friend?
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Xarpho said:
Did Chris have anyone who genuinely wanted to help him (not an ass-patter) or be his friend?
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You could argue that some of the white knights fit that description, albeit with unrealistic expectations.
 
Speaking of friends, did Joseph Herring from high school count as one, in the same way the "gal-pals" did?

I recall Chris mentioning in "Sonichu" that he sort of looked up to him, and he was permitted to get a ride home with him from basketball games.

Either Herring was a really nice kid, or Chris did not smell as bad as he does now.
 
Chris has had friends before that were genuine friends. There was no more than a handful over the course of his whole life though.
 
Marvin, what was up with Chris and his facebook update involving witchcraft? He didn't mention anything else about it after that one. How into it is/was he? I was just thinking about that the other day.
 
bungholio said:
Marvin, what was up with Chris and his facebook update involving witchcraft? He didn't mention anything else about it after that one. How into it is/was he? I was just thinking about that the other day.
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Uhh, you mean his lego voodoo? Chris has always believed that his will should be able to affect reality, but he knows normal people would say that's silly. So he keeps his belief of his magical powers to himself... unless he gets super emotional. Like when he curseyehameha'd MLW in her office, or like when he used his lego voodoo on Megan, MLW and Snyder.
 
Apocalypso said:
Anyone know if this documentary about CWC ever came to fruition, or did the plans for it fall through?

https://www.facebook.com/CWCDocumentary
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https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/a-documentary-about-christian-weston-chandler

Lol no

There's oodles of real reasons why you shouldn't make a real documentary on Chris
A) The people outside the internet community (aka the general population) will see a man with the mental age of a 7yo making a fool out of himself. They'll feel bad and tell the creators they should be ashamed of themselves. But you want to introduce people to CWC? Ok, do this then. Find someone who doesn't use the internet for fun, just business. When they make a mistake call them autistic, see what happens. That's the reaction a documentary will get.
B) Once the first review by the general population hits, it's all over. You won't make money off this
C) Ok, let's say you make it for us, the CWC community. What sources are you going to use, the CWCki? ED? The CWCkipedia? We've all already read those.
D) So you'll bring something new and interesting to us? A interview with Chris himself? Actually, wow that's a good idea OH WAIT!!! Chris won't talk to you.
 

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In a video leaked from 2012 that has Barb in it, she actually doesn't look too bad for a woman of her age and activity level (though since the video quality is low, we'll never know for sure). Does Barb dye her hair? It seems like she wouldn't, since she tends to be the lazier type...
 
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In a video leaked from 2012 that has Barb in it, she actually doesn't look too bad for a woman of her age and activity level (though since the video quality is low, we'll never know for sure). Does Barb dye her hair? It seems like she wouldn't, since she tends to be the lazier type...
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Hair stylist. Yes even the ones at Walmart.
 
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