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Kurt is livestreaming from outdoors and the natural light shows how bad things really are.

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Kurt, sort out your skin and fix your teeth. That rosacea and the dry flakes all over your shirt are both easily solvable for next to no money. The deck is already stacked against you when it comes to dating and no woman worth having will overlook this shit for someone who’s making in the low six figures.

TL;DR If you can’t even be bothered to care for yourself, no woman will care for you either. This is dealbreaker shit.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Pretty sure he makes cooking streams Members Only content. I mean ngl, I’m tempted to join just to laugh at that shit.
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I might have to join.

Chirping Smoke Detector said:
I remember watching it. It was very, very bad. I don't know how he ate it. I guess him drinking wine while making it and getting drunk helped.
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"It's my signature dish."

John Andrews Stan said:
Kurt is livestreaming from outdoors and the natural light shows how bad things really are.

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Kurt, sort out your skin and fix your teeth. That rosacea and the dry flakes all over your shirt are both easily solvable for next to no money. The deck is already stacked against you when it comes to dating and no woman worth having will overlook this shit for someone who’s making in the low six figures.

TL;DR If you can’t even be bothered to care for yourself, no woman will care for you either. This is dealbreaker shit.
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It's the physical state he's in PLUS his condescension and sense of entitlement that will ensure he dies alone unless he sorts his shit out. I know blue collar workers who are more well-groomed than he is. If he's going to sperg about women having a 75% chance of squeezing out a retarded pinhead baby once the clock strikes midnight on their thirty-fifth birthday, then he can't look like he'd play a Nosferatu character in Vampire: The Masquerade.
 
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For all the reasons mentioned above, Kurt has zero chance of organically pulling what he considers a trophy wife. But he's an American lawyer who makes a decent income, which makes him a valuable commodity in the whole scheme of things. An arranged marriage with a young, hot, impoverished Eastern European, Asian, or South American is the obvious solution.

Legal Dicksucker and Drexel need to stage an intervention stream and explain this to him before he blows a gasket.
 
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Lubby Smith said:
But he's an American lawyer who makes a decent income, which makes him a valuable commodity in the whole scheme of things.
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Kurt has a decent income but is not wealthy. The kind of woman he wants to date would only acknowledge his existence to turn her nose up at him. He either settles for a Houston 3 or throws himself at the mercy of someone who will give him a complete makeover and teach him (if he can be taught) how to take care of himself and adjust his expectations. Even in the best possible shape, Kurt doesn’t have enough money or power to offer the sort of woman he’s made clear is nonnegotiable. Even if he ordered a wife from overseas, he’d constantly be worried that she’s cheating on him since he’ll be keenly aware that she can do much better.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Kurt has a decent income but is not wealthy. The kind of woman he wants to date would only acknowledge his existence to turn her nose up at him. He either settles for a Houston 3 or throws himself at the mercy of someone who will give him a complete makeover and teach him (if he can be taught) how to take care of himself and adjust his expectations. Even in the best possible shape, Kurt doesn’t have enough money or power to offer the sort of woman he’s made clear is nonnegotiable. Even if he ordered a wife from overseas, he’d constantly be worried that she’s cheating on him since he’ll be keenly aware that she can do much better.
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Does he have a decent income? I thought he was trying to be a full time streamer (and not making a ton of money doing it). He used to have a decent income, but I don't know if he's employed right now.
 
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Big Miss Steak said:
I might have to join.
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It's only .99, I'm tempted.

Lubby Smith said:
For all the reasons mentioned above, Kurt has zero chance of organically pulling what he considers a trophy wife. But he's an American lawyer who makes a decent income, which makes him a valuable commodity in the whole scheme of things. An arranged marriage with a young, hot, impoverished Eastern European, Asian, or South American is the obvious solution.

Legal Dicksucker and Drexel need to stage an intervention stream and explain this to him before he blows a gasket.
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If he had enough money to buy a wife, she'd make it her first priority to get knocked up as fast as possible and promptly divorce Kurt once the child was past the infant stage. She'd try to take him to the cleaner's on child support while monkey-branching over to another American with decent income. Or perhaps being a single mother with her anchor baby. The kind of woman who will come to America to be the living sex doll of some desperate gross weirdo is making a calculated decision.
 
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Big Miss Steak said:
Or perhaps being a single mother with her anchor baby. The kind of woman who will come to America to be the living sex doll of some desperate gross weirdo is making a calculated decision.
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Isn't he a technical lawyer of some sort who reviews documents? If he were an immigration lawyer he could probably weasel that in just based off his client demographics and living in Austin, but he isn't that.
 
Car Won't Crank said:
Isn't he a technical lawyer of some sort who reviews documents? If he were an immigration lawyer he could probably weasel that in just based off his client demographics and living in Austin, but he isn't that.
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I believe it was stated ITT that Kurt moved to Houston and is devoted full-time to being a commentator. And judging by how often he gets into skirmishes with his (presumably) native English-speaking chat, I can’t imagine he’d be able to deal with ESL or completely illiterate people for a living.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I believe it was stated ITT that Kurt moved to Houston and is devoted full-time to being a commentator. And judging by how often he gets into skirmishes with his (presumably) native English-speaking chat, I can’t imagine he’d be able to deal with ESL or completely illiterate people for a living.
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You are right. He first moved to Austin from Virginia, found it too expensive, and moved to Houston for cheaper rent and to pick up a part time job to supplement when his streaming was not covering all his expenses.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
You are right. He first moved to Austin from Virginia, found it too expensive, and moved to Houston for cheaper rent and to pick up a part time job to supplement when his streaming was not covering all his expenses.
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That’s VERY revealing. Austin rents have been in free fall for a while now. If Kurt couldn’t swing it there, perhaps the full-time streaming isn’t working out as expected.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
That’s VERY revealing. Austin rents have been in free fall for a while now. If Kurt couldn’t swing it there, perhaps the full-time streaming isn’t working out as expected.
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The move was at least a year ago... Austin rents were higher than Houston at the time, according to some Americans here. He also supposedly lived near the main street, so that could have raised his rate.
 
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Sam Losco said:
Austin was/is the primary Texas destination for California rats fleeing the ship.
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Kurt moved from Virginia. My memory is fuzzy, but he may have been living with his parents in that state and wanted to move for a positive life-change. Someone could probably trawl his videos from the time. I am sure he over-shared about it and his dating issues.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Kurt moved from Virginia. My memory is fuzzy, but he may have been living with his parents in that state and wanted to move for a positive life-change. Someone could probably trawl his videos from the time. I am sure he over-shared about it and his dating issues.
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Yeah. My point was that's why it was/is expensive to live there. Sorry, should have stated that outright.
 
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