- Joined
- Sep 15, 2016
Putin just signed a decree that provides any Westerner with residency and a route to citizenship if they’re tired of Globohomo neoliberal bullshit.When the USD and all it's associated currencies aren't worth the paper they're printed from, working seasonal jobs in Russia will put you way far ahead of almost everyone else in the West. It'll be the new "work for a Western tech company while living in Asia"
Oh, and Russian fluency isn’t needed.
(Guess they figure you do the decent whypipo thing and learn once you’re there.)
And as an extra bonus, you get free land in Siberia that can become permanently yours if you live there for five years.
(No, Siberia isn’t all tundra!)
In other news:

Relations between Islamists and the Khokhols are on the rise.
Russia should do the smart thing and offer them a few million dollars for just… Making the problem disappear.
Well… Technically surrounded, sure.Russia is really walking a fine line here; to accomplish its goals without getting into a conflict with NATO, which has it surrounded;
Militarily surrounded though? That’s an entirely different issue. None of the NATO countries could do a whole lot in an armed conflict with Russia.
They’ve already sent most of their armaments to Ukraine and seen it get blown up.
Even UK generals admit that they’d only have munitions for a week or two of actual fighting with Russia.