Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

He only cares about the kids in as much as they feed his personal ego. They gave him status and respectability that he liked, and to have them taken away and his parental ability questioned is a grave insult to his pride. Narcissists do not care for anything besides themselves.

I think it speaks for itself that he only ever talks about his kids in two situations:

1: Complaining about how stressful it is/explanation for why he’s late. And:

2: Material against the haters. As in: “The kids are back!”

 

[Raikiri]

Let's not let this balldo with his feeding kids qocaine, cucking and other child abuse make us forget that he simped for MANdy which was a skinwalker for 2 decades.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nate & Uncivil are streaming about Nick's response:

I linked Nate's stream, but Uncivil is also streaming on his own channel (they are the "same" stream).

 

[RodgerDodger]

Does Nick care at all about his kids? I know it sounds aloggy to say he just doesn't care, but I do not believe he does. They are an artifact of his pre fame past life, they are part of the facade he built around himself that he presented to play the traditional and responsible youtuber, and they were a useful tool that helped him build a dedicated following.

But is he excited to see his kids do well, excel at something, or when he sees the younger ones scribbles on construction paper?

They, like his criminal charges, seem to only be an obstacle he must overcome in order to get to watching his wife get buttfucked by strangers while he is doing rails off a beaten up coke whore's ass.

He really sucks.

I really hate to make this comparison. But looking at last week's Georgia School Shooter and the shitshow that is his parents and home life. It looks familiar. Psychotic narcissistic dad. Druggie Mom. There are some details there that are chilling when looking at the House of Baldo.

 

[Desktop User2]

But looking at last week's Georgia School Shooter and the shitshow that is his parents and home life. It looks familiar

If you exclude destitution, bad genes, years of DV between the parents, maybe.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Nate & Uncivil are streaming about Nick's response:

I linked Nate's stream, but Uncivil is also streaming on his own channel (they are the "same" stream).

Uncivil is usually unwatchable for me, but I actually like the chemistry he has with Nate. I think it’s a good combo and I hope they keep it up.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nate & Uncivil are streaming about Nick's response:

I linked Nate's stream, but Uncivil is also streaming on his own channel (they are the "same" stream).

Nate is a pro at turning 15 minutes of content into 3 hours of rambling. His content is unwatchable, especially the videos made with moronic AI pictures slideshows and narration.
For some reason Kurt has started to turn his channel into the same trash content and pushes out clickbait videos and tweets to promote them.
No matter how reasonable the legal analysis is, I cannot sit through those streams of them rambling and Kurt displaying the enthusiasm of a soaking wet piece of bread.

Might watch it when its clipped for easier consumption.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Sean dropped a clip of him watching Ana talk about the balldo.

It's super fun to me when someone discovers this weirdo Internet bullshit and begin gushing over it. It's cool to see Nick touch so many people, some even women who are not his wife. Nick made us fans with his content but made us family with his debauchery.


While I heavily disagree with Ana's political views, I do feel for her a little bit. It sucks a tremendous amount of ass discovering that people on your own side will tell you to shut up or at the very least leave you alone to eat shit for political points.

 

[Grumpy_Mushroom]

I made a stupid edit with a Phoenix Wright vibe

Nick owes it to the fans to take this to court so when he loses we can get the epic breakdown animation where his hair falls out and he angrily stretches a balldo so far it snaps back at his face and he falls down. I see it clear as day in my head.

 

[Near]

Bros just let him inject heroin into his eyeballs while throwing cocaine dust in his daughter's face. It's le based and ralphamale-approved behavior.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I like how Cog confirmed what everyone was wondering on the Meme Copium stream.

"Was the Youtube branding turned off on the "Backwards Internet" channel to prove nick was lying about the video being edited?"

Yes, yes he did.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's cool to see Nick touch so many people...

Foe the record, I don't consent to Balldo touching me.

I like how Cog confirmed what everyone was wondering on the Meme Copium stream.

"Was the Youtube branding turned off on the "Backwards Internet" channel to prove nick was lying about the video being edited?"

Yes, yes he did.

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Nick has better blow the pig whistle to deploy Ralph to prevent expert video witness Cog from reaching the courthouse to testify.

 

[Oxyjen]

Meme Copium’s reaction to the Ana thing is great.

“This is what the average Kiwi farmer looks like”

It’s all true folks.

He did some pretty autistic detective work on the video provenance too, worth a watch.

 

[Sharpeteer]

It's been over 20 years and I still laugh every time I remember 'VROOM VROOM! Here comes the shitmobile!' Nick could only dream of having such a lasting comedic legacy.

That book was genuinely funny, and the commercial/ad he made for it also cracked me up. I kept randomly remembering it over all these years.

And here comes Nick... with the worst joke I've ever heard about cops in Denny's.

Foe the record, I don't consent to Balldo touching me.

Nobody does. Look at this grotesque man.


April just really needs those drugs (or she has a serious brain condition where she never matures past teenage years), and I'm pretty sure Kayla is on the verge of ODing to escape her horrible life. It's really hard to feel sorry for someone when it's years of their horrible choices, and putting the lives of children in danger that got them to this point.

Oh well.

 

[Desktop User2]

And here comes Nick... with the worst joke I've ever heard about cops in Denny's.

I think Nick´s complete lack of awareness about his humour is the funniest thing about him. Watching him confidently going into the most unfunny joke rants ever is hilarious.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

That book was genuinely funny, and the commercial/ad he made for it also cracked me up. I kept randomly remembering it over all these years.

And here comes Nick... with the worst joke I've ever heard about cops in Denny's.


Nobody does. Look at this grotesque man.
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April just really needs those drugs (or she has a serious brain condition where she never matures past teenage years), and I'm pretty sure Kayla is on the verge of ODing to escape her horrible life. It's really hard to feel sorry for someone when it's years of their horrible choices, and putting the lives of children in danger that got them to this point.

Oh well.

Can someone add devil horns and turn him red ?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Can someone add devil horns and turn him red ?

Not the same image, but...

I think the original one is more monstruous...

Disclaimer: 10k hours on MS Paint

 

[Sharpeteer]

Disclaimer: 10k hours on MS Paint

Since I'm never going to get the next MS Paint Polar Bear comic, I appoint you as the new MS Paint meme making king.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

"JESUS WAS A SINNER LIKE MEEE !!!"

Thanks @Third World Aristocrat

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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"JESUS WAS A SINNER LIKE MEEE !!!"

Thanks @Third World Aristocrat

Would that qualify for Kayla sucking dicks in hell then?