Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[3MMA]

Sunrise Productions are back with an additional character (the Balldo himself) added into their usual repertoire (Ralphamale) for their latest clip:

Spoiler: Some Balldo Facts + Ralphamale Facts

Took screenshots of all the Facts I could catch:







Facts
Facts
Facts. bish

Fun little watch. Nice footage of the two subjects dancing was interspersed through out the video. Thought I might’ve recognized some work from various Kiwi’s ITT, which is cool, imo.

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ETA:

Spoiler: Local Copy (720p)

 

[repentance]

I really hate to make this comparison. But looking at last week's Georgia School Shooter and the shitshow that is his parents and home life. It looks familiar. Psychotic narcissistic dad. Druggie Mom. There are some details there that are chilling when looking at the House of Baldo.

Thank goodness that the vast majority of kids who come from similar environments don't act out in extreme ways.

 

[Captain Manning]

In about 40 minutes, Sean will be going over the latest effort by Herr Balldo to have Steiner Frank White lift the siege of the Balldobunker.

https://www.youtube.com/live/JK_o8Tvinus

 

[Sharpeteer]

In about 40 minutes, Sean will be going of the latest efforts by Herr Balldo to have Steiner Frank White lift the siege of the Balldobunker.

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https://www.youtube.com/live/JK_o8Tvinus

Seeing Sean use that Nickjack, especially since it was spawned from him getting yelled at, makes me happy.

That face is the best meme to ever come from this place.

 

[3MMA]

Meme Copium’s reaction to the Ana thing is great.

“This is what the average Kiwi farmer looks like”

It’s all true folks.


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He did some pretty autistic detective work on the video provenance too, worth a watch.

Speaking of what the average Kiwi Farmer looks like & some of the great memes that have debuted ITT reminds me of this wonderful work from @Braphamut made on the Day of the Omnibussin’:

It might’ve gotten buried in the Omnibussin’ thread. I’m hard pressed to pick a favorite meme from here though this one had me laughing more than usual. Reality is oftentimes more hilarious than any story or speculation could ever dream of being.

 

[Major]

where was/is Nick's latest legal dump?

 

[Pepper Jack]

where was/is Nick's latest legal dump?

Court docs located in this thread

 

[Finger Pistols]

I think Nick´s complete lack of awareness about his humour is the funniest thing about him. Watching him confidently going into the most unfunny joke rants ever is hilarious.

And watching him be confronted on the absolute disaster that are his jokes is even funnier. That's why his most infamous joke is the "Cop at Denny's joke". Nick was so confident, fumbled and Kurt wouldn't let him off the hook for it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I went back to watch Nick's stream about his motion to better understand what he thinks the Franks motion is about, and I noticed he ended up arguing with himself at one point. So, I made a stupid edit with a Phoenix Wright vibe:

Rekieta Law v. Rekieta Law - The Franks Motion​

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Spoiler: YouTube 1080p Up

Sean played the whole thing on stream. I hadn't seen it till now. Stellar work mate!

 

[2005 Honda Civic]

Nick hasn't streamed in 12 days. How is he paying his bills? Locals?

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick hasn't streamed in 12 days. How is he paying his bills? Locals?

Based on how he's treating his case with Montegraph:
He isn't

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick hasn't streamed in 12 days. How is he paying his bills? Locals?

Mommy and Daddy like they have always done.

 

[DemsBNutz]

That book was genuinely funny, and the commercial/ad he made for it also cracked me up. I kept randomly remembering it over all these years.

And here comes Nick... with the worst joke I've ever heard about cops in Denny's.


Nobody does. Look at this grotesque man.
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April just really needs those drugs (or she has a serious brain condition where she never matures past teenage years), and I'm pretty sure Kayla is on the verge of ODing to escape her horrible life. It's really hard to feel sorry for someone when it's years of their horrible choices, and putting the lives of children in danger that got them to this point.

Oh well.

 

[Goatchoker]

I truly enjoy Sean’s take on law shit.

Legal knowledge and funny.
Him also talking shit on rackets is so awesome.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

The utter contempt in Sean’s video makes me happy

 

[Zetsubou]

J just caught the latest elissa clips upload and I'll be the guy who repeats the youtube comments. What was Sean referring to when he said Nick had a "drawing" of Kasparian?

Bearing in mind that she's reading this

 

[Father Balldo]

ana kasparian getting involved is just more proof to nick and barnes' case that this is a trumped up bunko charge to discredit his opposition to the state. TYT is a DNC shill factory and probably propped up by three letter agencies. They are DNC propagandists and wouldn't surprise me if Tim Walz himself asked them to join the fight against Rekieta. This stinks! From Pomplun lying, Sweep committing perjury to now this? Yeah, things are fucky..

#AlwaysBetOnBarnes

 

[Peace Through Power]

Nick is calling Null a pedo again on twitter *by implication

Archive,X,Nitter
It's a response to this tweet from Juju

Archive,X,Nitter

 

[Mr.Bucket]

J just caught the latest elissa clips upload and I'll be the guy who repeats the youtube comments. What was Sean referring to when he said Nick had a "drawing" of Kasparian?

Bearing in mind that she's reading this

In the one of three times Rekieta has used his $800+ drawing tablet he drew a turban, monobrow, and beard onto a picture of Kasparian and uses it as one of his discord/zoom/whateverthefuckitis avatars.
The other 2 times being the Guntcat (gross) and Henry Cavill with tiny arms. Though that last one might have just been photoshop and never using the expensive giant drawing tablet.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Obviously, Josh isn't going to sue him over something like this, but I'm just waiting for the day he carelessly calls the wrong person a pedo again, and they are feeling petty enough to sue him over that.

Just how stupid you have to be to call somebody this name so carelessly again after already being sued for doing this not that long ago. He's going to be stacking these lawsuits.