Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Nichlaos Gerson]

i use to give josh a break but as a wand making wizard, buying another wand is fucking blasphemy.

 

[ThatsMyDog]

Does he still make wands?
I wouldn't mind purchasing one.

 

[Molly Millions]

This is probably Bev's wand tbh

He'll glue a marble to it and claim he customized it.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

If cobra starts dropshipping wands and passing them off as his own I will not know whether to be impressed or disappointed.

 

[ibeatmywife]

This is probably Bev's wand tbh

He'll glue a marble to it and claim he customized it.

I don't think so he was talking about it like he wasn't giving it up

 

[Mnutu]

“My loosh was drained by the succubus, so I had to rely upon another source of power to provide a well crafted implement. To make up for it, I have imbued it with more power by attaching these power orbs to it. It is more powerful than the average wand, but less powerful than mine, and because I imbued it with power, you still can’t target me”

 

[Bifocal Lens]

He ORDERED a new wand?

Oh cool... what the fuck is this nasty shit. I wonder if the wood lathe finally gave out. Even when he got it, you could hear the motor was worn as shit.

 

[bonified retard]

Does he still make wands?
I wouldn't mind purchasing one.

The last few have been "custom orders" from people donating to him when he's broke and ebegging. He hasn't listed anything on etsy in awhile. Most of his recent etsy listings are 2-3 wand bundles because he's too dumb and lazy to package and ship single wands to multiple addresses now.

 

[Goatchoker]

He ORDERED a new wand?

Oh cool... what the fuck is this nasty shit. I wonder if the wood lathe finally gave out. Even when he got it, you could hear the motor was worn as shit.

I truly don’t believe he SHOULD be using the lathe even if it works. He’s far too gone for that to be safe.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

He ORDERED a new wand?

Oh cool... what the fuck is this nasty shit. I wonder if the wood lathe finally gave out. Even when he got it, you could hear the motor was worn as shit.

He should have never even touched that thing

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

This is probably Bev's wand tbh

He'll glue a marble to it and claim he customized it.

Not before burning his fingers several times with a hot glue gun.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I still stand by Justice being the Casper PD, or if you're going heavily into the "Consequences have actions, peeimp" side, the hat acting cute.
Hermit being about either isolation or soul-searching makes me think of Josh's Guitar Insites, but that doesn't really help much. How exactly do you represent insight for a person who lacks even foresight?
The moon being about illusion, repressed emotion, fear, anxiety, etc., I still think represents Jessica the best. Jessica isn't the ultimate symbol of evil in my mind, merely a torrent of chaos.

Moon, being anxiety, fear, illusion... the grease wizardry?

Spoiler: more card doodtles

These aren't final, they're just helping to get the idea of what the final image can be.
The Empress

Lovers

The Chariot + The Sun
(I've never drawn a bike, I'm sorry)

The Devil (in the shower)

Temperance

The Hanged Man

High Priestess

The Star

Judgement

The World

Wheel of Fortune

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

He ORDERED a new wand?

Oh cool... what the fuck is this nasty shit. I wonder if the wood lathe finally gave out. Even when he got it, you could hear the motor was worn as shit.

It broke a while ago.

 

[Slim Boglim]

There was alot of alogging there but the reddit was the heart and soul of the cobra community, without it there's way less cobra content

The sad thing is the alogging was a recent development of the sub. Before 2021 there was barely any and anybody who behaved that way was laughed out of the sub. It was only the last few years it got way out of line and the mods didn’t do their job which ended up costing everything. The zookepers let the animals run the zoo and unsurprisingly it went to hell. The fact that the cobra sub is gone but the Chris Chan and Daniel Larson subs are still up should tell you everything you need to know about how moderation (or lack there of) impacts this shit

Edit to avoid double posting: the fact that he just straight up bought a wand from somewhere else is hilarious. Even cobies knows his wands are shit and doesn’t want his own craftsmanship. Which, to be fair, doesn’t mean much because people only buy his wands for the meme or to have memorabilia. Nobody earnestly buys his wands because they’re good wands but it’s even funnier than he himself would rather somebody else’s

 

[Halloween23]

New Wand, also #neverforget

that close up on the fingernails

 

[bonified retard]

It broke a while ago.

He "fixed" it, and has made wands since then

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I miss the Weed the People shirt.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Anna Clossin, inspired by Cobes is going to make her own alcohol using his recipe. We can only go up from here boys

 

[Jerome Saunders]

Moon, being anxiety, fear, illusion... the grease wizardry?

Spoiler: more card doodtles

These aren't final, they're just helping to get the idea of what the final image can be.
The Empress
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Lovers
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The Chariot + The Sun
(I've never drawn a bike, I'm sorry)
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The Devil (in the shower)
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Temperance
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The Hanged Man
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High Priestess
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The Star
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Judgement
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The World
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Wheel of Fortune
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Just wanted to tell you that these are incredibly badass and I wouldn't mind seeing more of them. Please tell me Ozzy is in the deck?

 

[Ponzo]

Anna Clossin, inspired by Cobes is going to make her own alcohol using his recipe. We can only go up from here boys
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Won't the glass jar explode on her due to the gas build up?