Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[The Morning Visitor]

I wish I could shake it into them how much better life can be by accepting yourself and the things you can’t change but alas it’s probably more entertaining to watch them suffer.

It's really not. I know one of these hons in real life and the only accurate word for what I feel is bewilderment. They're making their own life harder (by the day, considering current trans acceptance in America) and for what reason? To chase the impossible dream every young man has, to become the impossibly hot, young, anime woman that every man lusts after? To have intrinsic value just from existing?

It's painful watching my contemporary men and boys younger than me chase after this dream. Our lot in life was chosen the moment we were concieved. We are destined to open pickle jars and squish spiders for people more feeble than ourselves. We need to deal with and make the best of it rather than run away from the truth. Pussy is put on this earth for us to relish and enjoy, not to envy.

 

[Metal Slime 20x6]

Zero self-awareness that making yourself into a probable HR nightmare makes companies not want to hire you.

 

[stupid frog]

He was born like that?
Shit now I feel like an asshole. Then again, he's a Troon, so not very much.

If he was born like that though how the fuck did he attempt suicide, holding his breath?
When I saw the "I attempted suicide" thing I figured he threw himself off a building or in front of a train and thats why he was a quad amputee.
How does a torso attempt suicide?

Bro should've just drowned himself in a puddle.

 

[AI generated waifu]

I finish and 5 mins later the overwhelming desire to be a girl comes back. Sometimes it makes me think that this is all purely sexual, i know this is very common amongst trans people.

Very common? Say it ain't so

 

[Colress]

What about the tons of women that have facial hair? Pcos, or just some shit genetics. Are they now men?

I guess I'm a man now according to that thing.

 

[Poonocchio]

Zero self-awareness that making yourself into a probable HR nightmare makes companies not want to hire you.

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Yes, I'm sure they missed out yugely on hiring someone calling themselves "Eldritch Cumslut".

 

[the inconfident]

Yes, I'm sure they missed out yugely on hiring someone calling themselves "Eldritch Cumslut".

Also, Xe/Xim tried making "hiring 3 people" instead of 1 to look like a bad thing lmao. They will have 3 people to work, train and grow there, the company will grow, the work capacity will grow.

And all of that without the drama of hiring a troon that will throw a tamtrum every time someone tells him to use the mans bathroom.

All I see is profit.

Edit: typo.

 

[lamppost]

Eldrich Cumslut

Great name to be fair. Just not a name any actual woman would use unless she was selling her feet on Onlyfans, and we all know where he got it from.

 

[Syikeblade]

Pooner's hate biology and reality
And of course the comments are just regurgitating the good ole trans science and saying how dumb the father is.
Bet if they tried to fight a boy they'll cry transphobe getting hit.








LOL
Never gets old how when people do treat them like men they hate it.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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Pooner's hate biology and reality
And of course the comments are just regurgitating the good ole trans science and saying how dumb the father is.
Bet if they tried to fight a boy they'll cry transphobe getting hit.






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LOL
Never gets old how when people do treat them like men they hate it.

I'm just picturing her father telling her brother "Okay I've tried everything else so now you try to literally knock some sense into this silly bitch".

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

"I love having wide shoulders and a narrow waist"
How would you know, lil dood?

 

[Vampirella]

She want's to be seen as a man, deal with it. Also the whole men crying thing. Call me old fashion but I know of a few times it's ok for a man to shed a manly tear. The first time he holds his child, the death of a close loved one, the death of a beloved pet.

 

[the inconfident]

Big LMAO.
"I love being a man, except when I am treated like a man".
Fuck off, pooner. Life get tougher when they leave the support bubble on reddit, eh? Guess what, welcome to life, it is like that for every dude out there.

There are, of course, problems with how men are taught to hide their feelings and shit like that, but this pooner either accepts the whole package: which is being treated like a man for good and bad - or just be a woman - with the good and bad things.

These delusional scum just can't understand that you can't have your cake and eat it too. And funny how they end up crying on reddit again, just to hear the same echo over and over again, rinse and repeat.

 

[Fapcop]

She want's to be seen as a man, deal with it. Also the whole men crying thing. Call me old fashion but I know of a few times it's ok for a man to shed a manly tear. The first time he holds his child, the death of a close loved one, the death of a beloved pet.

Sure thing…

But you know just as well as I do, that these broads pretending to be “men” cry over the most ridiculous shit: Boss raising his voice at you, “misgendering”, sad movies.

Big LMAO.
"I love being a man, except when I am treated like a man".
Fuck off, pooner. Life get tougher when they leave the support bubble on reddit, eh? Guess what, welcome to life, it is like that for every dude out there.

There are, of course, problems with how men are taught to hide their feelings and shit like that, but this pooner either accepts the whole package: which is being treated like a man for good and bad - or just be a woman - with the good and bad things.

These delusional scum just can't understand that you can't have your cake and eat it too. And funny how they end up crying on reddit again, just to hear the same echo over and over again, rinse and repeat.

Indeed. Pooners and trannies, whether they’re autists or not, always come across as people who never heard the word NO! And we’re constantly coddled.

Fuck, if society started mocking pooners to an appropriate degree, like we do here, you just know that 90% would hang up their packers.

 

[Muskcarpone]

I like how the user name is blocked out so I can't look him up and further lose faith in humanity

I got the picture from a terf xitter account and the name was already blocked out.

 

[Paper Machete]

The thing that annoys me about the whole showing emotions debate is that what they're talking about isn't people expressing genuine concerns or feeling genuine, overwhelming emotion at great joy or great loss. They're specifically operating in the realm of histrionics. Inappropriate oversharing with strangers/acquaintances, not maturing past little details bothering you, etc. They also do not get that their crying fits are often a very female way of getting someone to let you off the hook. Most grown women will knock it off but a lot of us did it as teenagers. They think this can and should be applied to men, but most men don't want to cry to appear pitiful, and most people generally don't want to be vulnerable and share private matters that are bothering them with the whole world.

Part of being a level headed adult is knowing when to rein yourself in and make the right choice in the moment, not give into emotions. You can vent and deal with disappointments, frustrations, and all other negative emotions by using that energy in a productive way or just privately dealing with them by yourself and/or with close ones. These people only ever argue in favor of overblown, histrionics being a public performance. It's just as bad a thing as constantly bottling things up and not knowing what to do with yourself.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Life in plastic is not fantastic for Plaidos, as he is still typing triggered tirades about Barbie's vagina (past post here). Now featuring Greta Gerwig a-logging!

Spoiler: quick note

If anyone knows a way to display certain Tumblr posts on archive sites without requiring a direct log in, that'd make my life fantastic. Only way I can get around it with plaidos is if I reblog one of his posts from someone that does not get affected that way, but for a popular tumblr troon he sure screams into the void a lot.

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Can you genuinely imagine putting this much effort into defending a two hour commercial for a toy that was universally considered antifeminist for decades & a contributing factor to the rise of body dysmorphia & eating disorders amongst children. imagine having nothing better to do with your night. like i have to lie down for my back right now and as soon as my back feels better i’m back to gaming with my girls. but can you seriously imagine having nothing better going for your day than this lol. i would kill myself

Spoiler: text

Greta Gerwig has never had an original thought in her fucking life and we would all be better off if she had an accident resulting in falling into an enormous blender

Spoiler: text

plaidos:

The real world cis woman experience of waking up one day and having a vagina after being an adult woman from an imaginary toyland for an indeterminate and potentially infinite amount of time

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n3vertwice:

-woman who has never heard of symbolism

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plaidos:

woman who has heard of better symbolism than the two hour toy commercial

[tagged "#idiot who has never heard of sarcasm"]

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(Typed by the idiot who acknowledges that it's a silly movie catering to women and faggots that grew up with or collect the toys as adults or people who consider "I am Kenough" peak comedy, yet is triggered at Barbie having the vagina he'll never have when that in itself is a joke about Barbie dolls not being anatomically correct.)

Spoiler: text

sorry quick question to all my cis women followers: how many of you felt your experience with sex & gender was well-represented in the Barbie movie?

What set up this latest particular Barbie Vagina Edition chimpout (because I am reposting these from most recent to oldest)

Spoiler: what's satire

plaidos:

“Barbie getting a vagina at the end of the movie to represent becoming a Real Woman™ isn’t transphobic, it just represents her being a human being who has to have doctor check ups, she has a vagina just because some women have vaginas” is the same type of cognitive dissonance as “In the Wind Waker, Tetra becomes light-skinned to represent Zelda’s connection to light, it’s not racist”.

n3vertwice:

omfg tumblr users truly cannot handle when art reflects the experience of anyone who isn't them.

plaidos:

ah yes that totally real group of people, Brown-People-That-Become-Mysteriously-Light-Skinned-After-Being-Magically-Revealed-To-Have-Royal-Heritage. i am so sorry people in the mysteriously changing skin color to become lighter after magically being revealed to have royal heritage community. how can i ever be forgiven.

n3vertwice:

I was talking about the barbie movie. I agree that aspect of wind Waker is bad, i just think your comparison is stupid.

plaidos:

cool; so when you said “tumblr” you meant “trans women” and when you said “art that isn’t about them [trans women]” you mean “art that is about Real Women™”, and when you said “can’t handle” you meant “lightly criticise”. just so we’re on the same page.

n3vertwice:

no, I mean tumblr users, regardless of their identity, behave that way. you know nothing about my relationship to tramsfemininity but you keep trying to frame me as a bigot because I think your criticism of a movie is silly and reflects a sense of entitlement to be the only person that art is catered toward. get serious for a moment.

plaidos:

it’s not that i feel fucking entitled for the Barbie movie to be about me i literally could not give less of a shit, but it is incredibly rich for you to cast aspersions about projection considering the way you have completely turned me saying, “it’s kind of fucked up that the ending of the Barbie movie uses vaginas as artistic shorthand to represent real womanhood” into “it’s an INJUSTICE that this TWO HOUR EATING DISORDER COMMERCIAL doesn’t cater to MEEEEEEEEE SPECIFICALLYY” before immediately crumpling into a pile of straw

n3vertwice:

All I'm saying is I don't think it's wrong for a movie made by a cis woman about the experience of growing up as a little girl to reflect a cis woman's relationship with sex and her body. I think insinuating that it reflects some kind of underlying unconscious bigotry is just really bad faith and kind of paranoid.

plaidos:

[picture of Barbie Mount Rushmore in the movie's BarbieLand]

Text in photo under it:

plaidos: the implications of this [Barbie Rushmore] are astounding. this is such a bizarre and perverse intersection of American chauvinism, Capitalism, and progressive aesthetics lacking any meaningful critique of anything. I am more preoccupied by this than anything else in the Barbie movie. The fact that nobody thought maybe this would come off this way is so damning.

n3vertwice: the Barbie movie is about the extremely idealistic and simplified worldviews of children coming into contact with the real world. the point is that Barbieland is awash with the aesthetic of progressivism but is ultimately only a utopia to people who never critically analyze the world around them. It's not even overly subtle.

plaidos (regular text):

yeah, *i’m* definitely the one who can’t handle when something isn’t about me, rather than you just liking a bad movie and putting great effort into stretching your suspension of disbelief to fit around your cognitive dissonance.

[tagged "#they had a fucking smallpox joke in it"]

This is the most astonishingly autistic internet meltdown I've seen since Wil Wheaton crytyped about how horrific it was to witness Larry David playfully punching Elmo on some Good Morning America type show. Someone's a wee bit too immature for satirical popcorn movies, methinks.

 

[Muskcarpone]

She want's to be seen as a man, deal with it. Also the whole men crying thing. Call me old fashion but I know of a few times it's ok for a man to shed a manly tear. The first time he holds his child, the death of a close loved one, the death of a beloved pet.

In case some pooners are lurking here and taking notes: Your team losing the final or a bad break up are acceptable reasons for crying, too.

 

[the inconfident]

it’s not that i feel fucking entitled for the Barbie movie to be about me i literally could not give less of a shit

And proceeds to sperg like a retard about Barbie is not a trans movie.

Ugh, I feel sick reading all of this. Feels like one of those college retards that try to convert everything to tumblr speak.

How trannies want to get any sort of sympathy from normal people if all they do is echo chamber and try to call anyone that disagrees the slightest with their opinions a bigot trans hater?

Also, this just in: Zelda is just a fucking game. Who is the dumb fuck that is playing an adventure game for teenagers and thinks "Wow Terra was brown, but now she is white, because she is Princess Zelda. Man, that is racist!"

What a stupid way to live life. What a waste of resources and oxygen. Nothing can convince me that this isnt a mental disease. It has to be.

 

[Stupid Lisa Garbageface]

Can you genuinely imagine putting this much effort into defending a two hour commercial for a toy that was universally considered antifeminist for decades & a contributing factor to the rise of body dysmorphia & eating disorders amongst children. imagine having nothing better to do with your night. like i have to lie down for my back right now and as soon as my back feels better i’m back to gaming with my girls. but can you seriously imagine having nothing better going for your day than this lol. i would kill myself

I know troons have never once been possessed of self awareness as a skill but come the fuck on lol