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I would say Adventist not JW. Adventists also use the term plus they go to Church on Saturday. One of his posts described Saturday as a Church day. 12% of Jamaicans are Adventists compared to 2% JW.
Horrorcow smartschoolboy9 / Stefanie Schoolie / truth_sticks_11 - Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.
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Guys! After 20 minutes of viewing YouTube videos and Reddit posts on this guy, I've finally cracked the code. This is all an elaborate high budget Alternate Reality Game styled avant-garde art project. It's truly genius. His posts represent an alternate reality where a memetic SCP has converted all the schoolchildren into horrifying monsters! Some of the social media accounts of these children have leaked into our reality, giving us a glimpse into this quirky and highly stylized world. Certainly no one would really be this weird, stalking playgrounds and taking photos of random people's children to upload to his fetish page. These are definitely highly trained child actors, likely paid by Adult Swim. The David Firth cameo makes it so obvious!
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That "Lily Cadwalader" account does a really similar kind of photoshopping:
I don't think the account is run by David, but is the weird uncanny makeup fetish a "thing" among pedos? Wtf.
>joins on same day
>first post
>it's a doublepost that adds nothing of value to the thread
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This is the only thread I've ever read where I end up repeatedly yelling "WHO IS THIS FAGGOT" at my monitor.
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If it serves fresh eyes:
- He likely grew up in the International Church of God. The Google Sheets doc I shared even links to a post asking people to not give him money and his FB posts as David London include discussion of some theological musings. If the CGI thing is correct means he grew up believing in British Israelism, which is pretty amusing to me.
- Repeating that he has written stuff in Jamaican patois and affirming he could easily be mixed with Indian. Is not impossible he also just had the polar opposite to how some southern Indians can pass as Afrodescendants in very specific circumstances.
- He used to follow a ton of a child actors. Perhaps our best way to track him is to monitor tags and trends used by them. In the process trap other nonces.
- I met a guy that believes he is scouse based on how he talks. Like any redditor theory, could be or not the case.
- Consider all the names attributed to him, including 'characters', as not real until proven otherwise. @lil retard humbled me when it took me a while to realize he likely took his current name from David Bowie. Most of the children he larps as have names of streets and places in south London.
- I personally am in the camp 'Walter Alter' is a made-up name given in the same vein as Purple Aki too. Other nicknames are 'Grey Man' and 'Clown Monkey Man' since he used to wear Wizard of Oz monkey wings according to some accounts.
- Nothing so far supports the Kendrick Lamar Fanclub theory based on IP grabs that he is either in Birmingham or Liverpool.
- The redditors likely are stalling the case because they can't pin him for anything other than being a creepy fuck and are hoarding info they pass to mods. They refuse to hand shit to the feds who likely already know SSB9 and are keeping an eye on him to trap the next vigilante. u/DoncasterLocal_ in particular has given no indication he has bothered to try to locate the newspaper article on SSB9's court case we keep hearing about, despite being the only person involved in the search that is evidently from the area. I'm completely down if the attention whore proves me wrong tho.
- We keep hearing about trauma making SSB9 into what he is today. His mum's death in 1992 is constantly mentioned as a key catalyst but not the only one. '74-'79, his school years, fit both with the recent reveal he did suffer big humiliation and that in one FB post is mentioned his younger sister planted the seeds of discord in his congregation in the '80s. David/Darren has had at least one girlfriend if his accounts are to be believed in his younger years and the relationship ended dramatically. Likely has no immediate family that likes him.
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May possibly be a low effort sting op from one of the many UK pedo hunter groups, that being said the weird photo shop job doesnt add up, they typically use real photos of team members when they were children.
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Disfellowshipped is most definitely a Jehovah Witness term. Being disfellowshipped is basically being shunned from the your local group of the Jehovah Witnesses that attend Kingdom Hall (basically their church). Your Jehovah Witness family may shun you for your divorce, abortion, etc.
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Has anyone looked into the possibility of him being from any of the French-speaking nations in Africa? It'd explain him being black/mixed while also having knowledge of French and bringing up France an oddly high amount of times across his accounts.
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The thing he does with his tongue wells up a disgust in me that almost demands I throw my life away.
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Agree with everything you wrote, especially this part. The surname is just too strange and on-the-nose. Kids in primary would definitely bully someone with a name like that, as the jokes practically write themselves.
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I mean it could be both an assumed name and his current legal name. He could've just changed it to this at some point, why not?
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Purple Aki:
- huge
- intimidating
- walks the streets and feels up large muscular men without fear
This fag:
- retarded
- looks like Wally from Dilbert with bad makeup
- internet nonce
I think we all know who the superior bongland cow is.
- huge
- intimidating
- walks the streets and feels up large muscular men without fear
This fag:
- retarded
- looks like Wally from Dilbert with bad makeup
- internet nonce
I think we all know who the superior bongland cow is.
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You nailed it and also gave me horrible, horrible flashbacks to a few other people with weird fetishes like this who I've seen lurking around the internet and various forums.
One who kept posting on question sites like you mentioned, asking about advice on punishing kids. Kept bringing up the scenario of pinching the kids who were always described as toddler age, and poking them with sharp things.
Another who was a man who was obsessed with licking spoons, bare feet/socks and the idea of... homework. Kept asking 'what homework would you give as punishment' 'how many books would you make a kid read for punishment' kind of shit.
I hate these kind of 'fetish farmers'. It's a huge warning label from sex psychologists because it basically creeps into the territory of non-consensual interactions. These people are betting on folk who are replying to them not understanding it's a kink, and keep the convo going as much as they can get something out of it. It's a blessing I guess that SSB9 is so obvious with being a creep. I can see him wanting to be predatory on real kids online but pretty sure most kids would see those fucked up edits and be like 'nope'.
But yeah - SSB9 seems to have a big humiliation thing going on. He looks like a tied up chicken roulade- the outfit is horribly illfitting and I can imagine him getting off to how awful it looks. I'm surprised I haven't seen any mention yet from skimming the topic of any sorts of apprentice - People into ageplay sorts tend to have a 'carer' who plays along with them.
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Fuckshitballs185
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This episode is getting good.
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potentially fake and gay
Was watching the Nick Crowley doc and noticed a weird account and noticed an account called JohnTrump-r6x replying to people's comments expressing shock or outrage seemingly trying to rile them up.
Looking at this account its looks like the account is either David or someone pretending to be him.
Account was made 24 August and has uploaded 4 images with captions that all reference David and include a fat old guy who looks like he has a similar bodytype to David.
Archive: https://archive.is/fPbWd
First image seems to be staged to have a mask(?) and the hat he wore while pretending to be the asian girl leaning in from off-camera, with an arrow that identifies the man as David with a surname starting with a T
Archive: https://archive.is/e8rod
Second is a fat retard in a camo rainsuit and a guy fawkes mask. More references to the core David content.
Archive: https://archive.ph/igqqi
Presumably David on a bench what could be a public waterpark
Finally we have what might be the worst one: a pic of David sitting with a girl who he identifies as his daughter, and the surname Tyndall that was used earlier in the first image. He claims he had to leave Doncaster for London because locals kept fucking with him for reasons we can probably assume.
Archive: https://archive.is/WNJ3I
In the comments of the above posts he's doing a "teehee no it's obviously not me" routine but seems to more or less want people to think that this is him, obviously.
Now obviously this could be some gayshit chordtroon larp but it seems like it would be in line with what we can already infer about the guy: that he gets off to being caught doing this stuff and wants people to hate him. I don't know if this helps or hurts the ARG theory since I doubt he would put his actual surname in something he wanted people to find but I haven't seen anybody else talking about this outside of YT and don't trust those fags to archive it.
Looking at this account its looks like the account is either David or someone pretending to be him.
Archive: https://archive.is/fPbWd
First image seems to be staged to have a mask(?) and the hat he wore while pretending to be the asian girl leaning in from off-camera, with an arrow that identifies the man as David with a surname starting with a T
Second is a fat retard in a camo rainsuit and a guy fawkes mask. More references to the core David content.
Presumably David on a bench what could be a public waterpark
Finally we have what might be the worst one: a pic of David sitting with a girl who he identifies as his daughter, and the surname Tyndall that was used earlier in the first image. He claims he had to leave Doncaster for London because locals kept fucking with him for reasons we can probably assume.
In the comments of the above posts he's doing a "teehee no it's obviously not me" routine but seems to more or less want people to think that this is him, obviously.
Now obviously this could be some gayshit chordtroon larp but it seems like it would be in line with what we can already infer about the guy: that he gets off to being caught doing this stuff and wants people to hate him. I don't know if this helps or hurts the ARG theory since I doubt he would put his actual surname in something he wanted people to find but I haven't seen anybody else talking about this outside of YT and don't trust those fags to archive it.
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This guy reminds me of another internet entity and I haven't been able to put my finger on it until now, but I'm still not sure if this is what I am thinking of.
For now, I think he reminds me of Padma McCord. She also photoshops gigantic eyes onto herself and other photos of women. She has created an incredibly extensive and creepy internet footprint while also running severe, fanatical levels of opsec. Just about every single mention of her gets taken down within minutes, if not seconds. I am somewhat surprised we've managed to keep her thread here.
For now, I think he reminds me of Padma McCord. She also photoshops gigantic eyes onto herself and other photos of women. She has created an incredibly extensive and creepy internet footprint while also running severe, fanatical levels of opsec. Just about every single mention of her gets taken down within minutes, if not seconds. I am somewhat surprised we've managed to keep her thread here.
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if we can find smurfinhand we can find this guy
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I've been lurking for a while and I'm definitely leaning towards "drowning/strangulation fetish". In the Crowley vid, you can see him doing these retarded single legged jigs with his head pointing upwards where David (presumably, unless these are Crowley's gay spooky edits) edits rippling effects or white bars over his neck. There are also quite a few videos where David has a sort of 'sheen' over his face as if it were underwater.
Also something I haven't seen mentioned anywhere is the identity of the "Wilfred" kid in a few of his images. Seems like he's the only black kid featured in David's content, maybe he's a nephew or other family member?
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