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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%
  • Total voters
    1,392
Ihatejackscalfani said:
So, i am drunk on a bus. Whatever happened to the Pink Chicken and the Lazy man?

I love hearing people make fun of Jack.
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I think they got hit with a couple copyright strikes so are taking it a little easy to prevent the third and final one from shutting them down.

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Of course fatty's mush brain thinks Trump won that debate. He heard about eating pets and started daydreaming about eating more meat
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That's just typical of these things. People always tend to stick with the candidate / party they came in with. This is why you have folk on the right saying Trump won and people on the left saying Harris won. The damning bit though is how Fox News is saying Trump did a bad job. They would never come out and say Harris won. But they would say that Trump could have done better.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
That's just typical of these things. People always tend to stick with the candidate / party they came in with. This is why you have folk on the right saying Trump won and people on the left saying Harris won. The damning bit though is how Fox News is saying Trump did a bad job. They would never come out and say Harris won. But they would say that Trump could have done better.
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Even Fox knows and would admit that Trump got eviscerated by Harris. She cooked him. Fatty and the other cultists just can't admit that Trump lost, though.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
I think they got hit with a couple copyright strikes so are taking it a little easy to prevent the third and final one from shutting them down.


That's just typical of these things. People always tend to stick with the candidate / party they came in with. This is why you have folk on the right saying Trump won and people on the left saying Harris won. The damning bit though is how Fox News is saying Trump did a bad job. They would never come out and say Harris won. But they would say that Trump could have done better.
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He kept saying trump did well and they were mean to him. Lol his friends even admitted trump lost
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Also, I’m not surprised to find out he likes the switch lol
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Super Hans v2 said:
Can he even play anything anymore, other than mouse-only stuff like Paradox games? When Jack was in rehab he pissed his eyes that he was able to grip something for the first time in years with his right hand.
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Imagine Jack sitting on his stained sofa, drooling with dead eyes as he twiddles his way vapidly through any of the Switch games that can be controlled solely with the left Joy-Con.
 
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Lenzperkins said:
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That Quinn guy had posted something about how it was ignorant to refer to Jews when the Nazis also killed gays, gypsies and mentally handicapped people. Looks like Jack deleted that comment as well as the second Quinn comment that’s in your screenshot.
 
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Is Jack just being obstinate, or is he reaching new depths of retardation? He's gay, non-white, even when extremely leniently defining 'work' refuses to do any, and is barely functionally retarded. His picture is the example next to Useless Eater in the encyclopedia. The SS would just shoot him in the scooty puff instead of bothering to load him in the cattle car.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Now I want to see Jack trying to play Mario cart with his stroked out hands.
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If Brolylegs could play Street Fighter with his mouth then Strokey could probably manage to play with one hand.

But then I'm also reminded of the... I think the Avenger controller for the PS3? It's was a shell that went on top of a PS3 controller that allowed you to use it one handed. I'm sure there's some way to do the same for one of those joycons.
 
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