Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Prokhor Zakharov said:
There is proof TorSwats was lying about that?
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Someone claiming to be (and who probably is) John Fortnite Kennedy from that social circle says Alan was completely obsessed with Pat and was just swatting him over and over out of hatred. So it's not proof but I think the guy actually is JFK and Alan was lying. This isn't really a surprise, the guy's main habit was lying to cause chaos.

So maybe he did but it's not seeming likely.
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he's not wrong though, norm is trash
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This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy getting swatted.
2-B Alter said:
Who the fuck is Patrick Tomlinson?
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I've heard he's a fat faggot. With bitch tits.
 
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What makes all this even more funny is that Fatrick's basis for not finding Norm funny was because of the Bog Saget roast where Norm purposefully did really corny jokes from the 40s and essentially bombed on purpose in a sort of protest of not wanting to roast his close friend and also an act of intestinal fortitude that forever enshrined him as a legend amongst other comedians.

Norm's death, is probably the only celebrity death that actually rattled me. Norm was an actual genius (graduated high school at 14, started studying math at college at 16). His entire shtick was playing the dumb guy, when in reality he was literally an incredibly humble, and deeply spiritual genius who wasn't driven by materialism, fame or even mainstream success.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
Happy Norm/11 everybody! Today marks the 6-year anniversary of Patrick S. Tomlinson entering the pests' radar, and greater lolcowdom as a result, by tweeting that he didn't think Norm MacDonald was funny.
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The rest, as they say, is history. Reminds me of that tragedy.

ETA: found this in the replies of the Norm tweet.
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So true, Pat. So true.
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And thus the brothermen banded together for a good cause, and Patposting was born.
 
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JULAY said:
And thus the brothermen banded together for a good cause, and Patposting was born.
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Rickwriting!

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S.C.U.D. said:
Happy Norm/11 everybody! Today marks the 6-year anniversary of Patrick S. Tomlinson entering the pests' radar, and greater lolcowdom as a result, by tweeting that he didn't think Norm MacDonald was funny.
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I read one of Pat's acquaintances asking if he wished he could magically take back his Norm tweet - which obviously would save he and his mountains of grief - to which fat tits was like no, I'd double-down, etc. I guess that's what it took to illuminate to me just how incredibly deep his masochism is rooted.
 
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OK_Cogitator said:
I read one of Pat's acquaintances asking if he wished he could magically take back his Norm tweet - which obviously would save he and his mountains of grief - to which fat tits was like no, I'd double-down, etc. I guess that's what it took to illuminate to me just how incredibly deep his masochism is rooted.
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Pat has lamented that Norm didn’t apologize to him before his death.

You think you hate Ricky enough, but you don’t!
 
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The funniest thing about Norm to me, is he would have a brilliant idea and then make a terrible joke on purpose. I think a lot of the time he thought making people cringe was funny. Especially if they're comedians. Anyone who is a fan of comedy thinks that is wonderful. Its like it you hired a clown, and you expect makeup and balloons, but instead Norm MacDonald shows up and starts making jokes about absentee fathers to the kids there while making balloon animals. The balloon animals are great, but the parents in the background are getting roasted by the clown for drinking at 11am on a saturday.
 
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Louis Beans said:
I hate to say it but that TorSwats loser and his pedo cabal lying about Pat paying them for self swats made me feel the slightest smidgen of sympathy for him. He does remain fat, however.
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Old O&A reference username that signed up last week claiming to have knowledge of Torswats lying about Pat but never posted it on their forums? Makes sense.
 
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I can’t believe it has only been 6 years. If feels like Rick’s war with the Stalker Children has gone on easily for a decade. He has some of the deepest lore of any lolcow, I’d argue if you wrote a Wikipedia style entry on Rick it would dwarf DSP who has been infamous for far longer.

Happy anniversary Rick, I’ll never forgive you for murdering black children to turn them into pepperoni. Sick bastard.
 
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AnOminous said:
Someone claiming to be (and who probably is) John Fortnite Kennedy from that social circle says Alan was completely obsessed with Pat and was just swatting him over and over out of hatred. So it's not proof but I think the guy actually is JFK and Alan was lying. This isn't really a surprise, the guy's main habit was lying to cause chaos.
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I haven't been around for a while. Any links to that?
 
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