Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Shiverpeaks said:
Your quote messed up some how. Do they do one like Puff? Puff returned to me as a tamagotchi tubez!

There needs to be a term for pedo baiting lolcows. It's becoming increasingly common.

I know his history but you're making the same excuses all the other people do for torturing cows. There's always been debate around if he did rape Blind Billy or if they decided to be sexual together and later Billy said it was rape because no one would admit to being sexual with the attic goblin. As bad as Cyraxx is, some of his worst moments are set up by Marty and his discord faggots manipulating him like they did recently with the pedo accusations when he was filming himself shoving his fingers up his ass.
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Cyraxx literally sent dick pictures to at least a dozen minors what are you talking about? He's a straight up pedophile


And yes crying about how evil a cow is or isn't is just coping from retards who want to feel morally justified (like the weirdos that defend piracy "well stuffs expensive AND I NEED VIDYA") instead of just admitting they do it because they want to, but none of that changes the fact he is a pedophile. Cobra is just a fairly run of the mill degenerate
 
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McSneaks said:
Cyraxx literally sent dick pictures to at least a dozen minors what are you talking about? He's a straight up pedophile


And yes crying about how evil a cow is or isn't is just coping from retards who want to feel morally justified (like the weirdos that defend piracy "well stuffs expensive AND I NEED VIDYA") instead of just admitting they do it because they want to, but none of that changes the fact he is a pedophile. Cobra is just a fairly run of the mill degenerate
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There's a reason why Cobes refuses to engage with Cyraxx. Like you said, he's a confirmed, remorseless sicko.
 
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California King said:
I've had a bit to drink, but I believe they were talking about Jupiter while Cobes was on screen.

EDIT: am gay. was still like 30 minutes behind. whatever it is, i'm sure it's in the infamous "list" that is undoubtedly still floating around.
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Glad you got to that part then, I took a recording of that part but kiwifarms keeps telling me it isn't a video for some reason.
Bifocal Lens said:
No offense, but Kiwi and Smokey are fucking retards in their own right... they are barely one step above the lolcows they make fun of (just like most lolcow "commentators").

I'm not saying that Josh wouldn't be capable of some sicko shit to her stepsisters, even though I THINK they never shared a house (I maybe 100% wrong on this though). Just take everything those two retards say with a fistful of salt unless they provide receipts, they use Reddit and shit their Discord users post as "sources".
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None taken, its true, they're far from my first choice. I personally doubt that cobes did anything to them. I haven't watched 2h4s in awhile and now I'm remembering why.
Buster Scruggs said:
This was the main reason I stopped watching them. They pretend to be old fags when really they’re just two pothead zoomers that barely know an inclination of what they’re talking about, using this very site and shitty subreddits to catch up on everything. This is very clear when they talk about Cobes, as when they aren’t extremely late on making a video about him doing something mundane, they’re getting simple things just blatantly wrong.
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Yeah, the oldfag LARP is retarded. I've noticed this behavior in a lot of zoomers; a family member tried to explain fucking chrischan to me like they were there themselves from the beginning and I knew nothing.
 
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Your Landlord said:
I took a recording of that part but kiwifarms keeps telling me it isn't a video for some reason.
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Say what you will about Smokey and Kiwi, they don't try to delete (most) of their shit (these days). All their shit gets uploaded to the Rumble account within a few days, and there's one or two other YT channels that do the same thing.

I think all the old Marty shit is still lost though.
 
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Move over Double Down, there’s a new sheriff in town and he is designed specifically for drunk retards.
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The boy seems to be back on his feet. I thought it would take longer than a couple of days after she went back home, but I'm glad to see Josh making dank food hacks, drink combos and rant videos again, just like the old days.

14 videos in the past 5 days, hell yeah Jorb. I'm still waiting for you to go live, but this has been the most content we've had since the bitch infected our boy's mind and lips. Maybe when his account is in the negative again.
 
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Buster Scruggs said:
This was the main reason I stopped watching them. They pretend to be old fags when really they’re just two pothead zoomers that barely know an inclination of what they’re talking about, using this very site and shitty subreddits to catch up on everything.
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I mostly stick to rogue internet man for my baseless and inane lolcow commentary, no particular reason I just think he's funny. Honestly I wouldn't be here if it weren't for him covering cobes in his streams. Also the art that his cohost does of the boggy boy is actually pretty kino at times.
 
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Buster Scruggs said:
This was the main reason I stopped watching them. They pretend to be old fags when really they’re just two pothead zoomers that barely know an inclination of what they’re talking about, using this very site and shitty subreddits to catch up on everything. This is very clear when they talk about Cobes, as when they aren’t extremely late on making a video about him doing something mundane, they’re getting simple things just blatantly wrong.
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Greasewizard and danknet are the only general lolcow channels I like. They both clearly actually follow the people they're talking about. I like their more dry editing style compared to trash like Turkey Tom videos. Dank Net's Cobra video was the first lolcow video I had ever seen on him (I watched Gothic King Cobra a couple of years before but I didn't know that he had any internet presence). Both of them have unfortunately not uploaded in a while.
 
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