Horrorcow smartschoolboy9 / Stefanie Schoolie / truth_sticks_11 - Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.

[HarveyMCR]

this could be some gayshit chordtroon larp

This is very obviously a gayshit chordtroon larp. The account uses American-youth slang English ("Cry about it", "Nobody Cares", "Cope") which is associated with high-schoolers. I have never seen SSB9 use AAVE before, and this is completely off brand for him. It doesn't read like anything he has ever put out before. It's too on the nose with "I am David. This is my daughter Stefanie" which is obvious bait. This account was created AFTER SSB9 started trending, and also blatantly claims to have a true face/name dox of the guy - when historically he has gone out of the way to obscure his real identity. You're also neglecting the impossibility of SSB9 of being a dad.

My verdict: David Tyndall is probably a real person. He's probably a dad or a school teacher to a kid that doesn't like him, and he said to himself "wouldn't it be funny if I framed David Tyndall as being SSB9?"

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

if we can find smurfinhand we can find this guy

Wasn’t that dude doxed by a ring on his hand?? If something that seemingly benign can get you exposed then a fat retard showing his face and full body on Instagram should be enough to suffice.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

I brought this up in one of the precursor threads to this specimen, but it reminds me a lot of the Blue Moon Smurf shit in terms of crude yet obsessively cleaned and detailed pre-photoshop shoops, which I guess makes sense as both that and this involve some sickfuck boomer autist who had likely been working on their fetish and creating personal spank material years before the internet became widely accessible

Also I just realised to some distress that his "little english schoolboy" skinsuit actually looks disturbingly like some uggo kid I was friends with at school in the UK....right down to the dubious hairline and even the glasses....and if memory serves he had a bigass tongue.... so uh....yeah..... I am just gonna leave this thought here because if it aint just a coinkydink I dont want to fucking dig any deeper

God. I hope that boy is alright now, seeing as how this sewer creature roofing or even murdering an innocent for Ed Gein purposes is really not that unbelievable.

I also hope you're doing fine after seeing that too, Judge. I can only imagine how unsettling having that realisation can be. I know that there were some former kids who recognised the creep, and were pretty shook.

From what I know of the UK this is kind of a moot point, very hopeful, very optimistic but it still bears saying: your government should be held accountable for this. They've allowed this individual thing to prowl for upwards of 20 years, doing God only knows what, and only now they're launching an investigation on him. Maybe only so that they can mask their own incompetence or maybe even worse, outright malice; this does smack of Pizzagate, it wouldn't even surprise me.

 

[Dragoslav Constantinides]

Glad that this thread finally got moved up. OGs remember the very first thread made about him

 

[Devout Muslim]

Disfellowshipped is most definitely a Jehovah Witness term. Being disfellowshipped is basically being shunned from the your local group of the Jehovah Witnesses that attend Kingdom Hall (basically their church). Your Jehovah Witness family may shun you for your divorce, abortion, etc.

I didn’t dispute that JWs use the term disfellowship. What I said was that Seventh Day Adventists also use this term.

IMO the evidence in either direction is limited but suggests Adventist not JW. It doesn’t really matter but just my observations.

• Firstly, we have the term disfellowship which is used by both Churches. Maybe today’s 7DA disfellowship is not strict but this occurred 30-40 years ago than it is today.
• He called Saturday as Church day in a post. Adventists meet on Saturday. That’s their thing. However, some JWs may go to Kingdom Hall on Saturday instead of the regular Sunday. (As an aside would a JW talk about Church or kingdom hall?).
• It was noted that many Jamacians are JWs. Adventists make up much more of the Jamaican population (340,000 as opposed to 11,000 JWs).

 

[nickcarkiller]

this behavior isnt as creepy when you realize this guy is just a tranny

 

[Thumb Butler]

this behavior isnt as creepy when you realize this guy is just a tranny

Agree, all transgender women (and schoolgirls!) are valid.

 

[highly regarded 420]

@birdwatcher faggot phone won't let me quote you.
(Yes, I'm a phone faggot.)

I'm guessing Tyndall and Griffins are places in the UK like he's used for all the other last names.

The writing style is on point, so it's either a well educated troll who caught on quick or you've found our guy, which would be incredible.

The comments on those posts are interesting. At one point someone accuses SSB9 of being a pedo and "David Tyndall" demands they "apologize to me right now!" And then deny it later on saying it must have been his sibling responding to that comment.

He responds to the majority of them, which supports the theory that he's getting off on being seen.

Says he's 54 yo lawyer defending his sibling SSB9 who is an 11 year old boy.

So help me Captain Crunch, if it turns out this guy is actually a lawyer or was one... I'm going to leave the Internet forever.

 

[twisted cycle path]

This is very obviously a gayshit chordtroon larp. The account uses American-youth slang English ("Cry about it", "Nobody Cares", "Cope") which is associated with high-schoolers. I have never seen SSB9 use AAVE before, and this is completely off brand for him. It doesn't read like anything he has ever put out before. It's too on the nose with "I am David. This is my daughter Stefanie" which is obvious bait. This account was created AFTER SSB9 started trending, and also blatantly claims to have a true face/name dox of the guy - when historically he has gone out of the way to obscure his real identity. You're also neglecting the impossibility of SSB9 of being a dad.

My verdict: David Tyndall is probably a real person. He's probably a dad or a school teacher to a kid that doesn't like him, and he said to himself "wouldn't it be funny if I framed David Tyndall as being SSB9?"

Yeah I might have jumped the gun on this, should I request deletion?

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Repeating that he has written stuff in Jamaican patois and affirming he could easily be mixed with Indian. Is not impossible he also just had the polar opposite to how some southern Indians can pass as Afrodescendants in very specific circumstances.

Just to add to this point, Jamaica is a lot more racially diverse than most people seem to think it is as while it does have a black majority of about 70% it's not an ethnostate by any stretch and has sizeable White, Asian, and (most relevant to us here) Indian minorities. There's also a particular ethnic group in Jamaica and the wider Caribbean called the Dougla that are a mixed Afro-Indian creole people like Mulattoes or Mestizos.

With this in mind I don't necessarily think that it's contradictory for him to have both South Asian and Caribbean origins. Though I think it's also possible he may have been roleplaying a Jamaican child when using patois, as he does seem to get a kick out of skin-walking as particular children, real or imaginary. It also doesn't explain his fondness for French, but again that could just be more skin-walking as well.

 

[Gottahavemysips]

Sometimes I wish Nexpo wasn't a complete loser and didn't ruin everything just saying

Seriously, what a fucking retard. If you make dumbass "spooky" videos about slop fake and gay ARGs for braindead redditors, you need to stay in your fucking lane. I don't blame people for immediately assuming this was some sort of ARG, especially when the morons who ran this exposé are typically churning out that crap. They even made videos like they would for an ARG, archiving absolutely nothing about a guy who is actively on the internet and committing actual crimes. This isn't some reddit ARG, where shit won't get deleted and you get to make a follow up video when the next puzzle gets solved, retards were always going to cowtip and clue the pedo in. True crime faggots suck so much, particularly the reddit retards because they ALWAYS blow it.

 

[De Capo]

Glad that this thread finally got moved up. OGs remember the very first thread made about him

if only it wasnt a literal retard that made it
@the is man

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Has anyone looked into the possibility of him being from any of the French-speaking nations in Africa? It'd explain him being black/mixed while also having knowledge of French and bringing up France an oddly high amount of times across his accounts.

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iirc people have brought up his French is Google Translate level.

A person on Twitter claims to have spotted David this afternoon. I'm kind of on the fence but I think it's him. I'll let you make your own judgement.
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It could just be a government employee that heard teen ween faggots recording. Like the chap right next to the smashed window and the one in the other house, all nonchalantly, being sent by the council to repair the fucking smashed window that was probably reported by the Polish squatters. Wouldn't be surprised if these teen ween faggots are the same that smashed the fucking window.
If it was SSB9 why don't you record his face? Are all Nexpo fans retarded faggots?

@birdwater I've become too sceptical now. Wanna know my first thought?

Spoiler: Blast from the past

I've seen enough SSB9 larpers. One was even shared in this thread before.

 

[Sneeter Rabbit]

Just to add on to this point, Jamaica is a lot more racially diverse than most people seem to think it is as while it does have a black majority of about 70% it's not an ethnostate by any stretch and has sizeable Asian, White, (and most relevant to us here) Indian minorities. There's also a particular ethnic group in Jamaica and the wider Caribbean called the Dougla that are a mixed Afro-Indian creole people like Mulattoes or Mestizos.

With this in mind I don't necessarily think that it's contradictory for him to have both South Asian and Caribbean origins. Though I think it's also possible he may have been roleplaying a Jamaican child when using patois, as he does seem to get a kick out of skin-walking as particular children, real or imaginary. It also doesn't explain his fondness for French, but again that could just be more skinwalking as well.

In the well known Thomas Ligotti story ‘the frolic’ the central character, an enigmatic and probably magic nonce, uses various accents and affectations interchangeably in much the same way as David does. I wonder if he’s ever read it.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

Huh I didn’t know the English had Skinwalkers.

 

[DagothUr]

Now obviously this could be some gayshit chordtroon larp but it seems like it would be in line with what we can already infer about the guy:

The flag, name and the comments "Cry about it (emojispam)" immediately makes me think it's some sort of UTTP/Foodist style LARP just to piss people off. It's the kind of thing I would do if I was a bit more autistic.
This is the result of it becoming mainstream beginning to manifest itself. This specific account could be real, but soon you are just gonna get more stuff like it that is just a joke that will muddy the waters.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Seriously, what a fucking retard. If you make dumbass "spooky" videos about slop fake and gay ARGs for braindead redditors, you need to stay in your fucking lane. I don't blame people for immediately assuming this was some sort of ARG, especially when the morons who ran this exposé are typically churning out that crap. They even made videos like they would for an ARG, archiving absolutely nothing about a guy who is actively on the internet and committing actual crimes. This isn't some reddit ARG, where shit won't get deleted and you get to make a follow up video when the next puzzle gets solved, retards were always going to cowtip and clue the pedo in. True crime faggots suck so much, particularly the reddit retards because they ALWAYS blow it.

What gets me are the dramatic. pauses. and. edits.

Nigger, this is an extremely disturbing case involving a chomo-thing who comes across as a serial killer. Why are you employing all of your fancy editing techniques here? It's scummy, it's actually scummy to try and turn this into conventional spooky horror entertainment.

 

[Not a bee]

@birdwater (yes, another mobilephonepostertard replied to you like this)
Can someone with photoshoop skillz try to align the photos of this guy and the fetish ones to see if the eyes and nose match?
Edit; @Blue Gem Muslim Queen confirmed he ain't schoolboy

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

What gets me are the dramatic. pauses. and. edits.

Nigger, this is an extremely disturbing case involving a chomo-thing who comes across as a serial killer. Why are you employing all of your fancy editing techniques here? It's scummy, it's actually scummy to try and turn this into conventional spooky horror entertainment.

That's why I stopped watching, it's obnoxious.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Also something I haven't seen mentioned anywhere is the identity of the "Wilfred" kid in a few of his images. Seems like he's the only black kid featured in David's content, maybe he's a nephew or other family member?

Given that SSB9 obviously has a shaky understanding of the concept of consent and boundaries, I would just assume he just took pictures of a random kid from someone's social media account. Seems less likely than it being a family member. Even an absolute tard would understand that appropriating pictures of your relatives to make fetish content is much more likely to have personal repercussions (which is something he does care about, since he DFE'd when people started noticing what he was doing).