Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Imposteroak]

What makes all this even more funny is that Fatrick's basis for not finding Norm funny was because of the Bog Saget roast where Norm purposefully did really corny jokes from the 40s and essentially bombed on purpose in a sort of protest of not wanting to roast his close friend and also an act of intestinal fortitude that forever enshrined him as a legend amongst other comedians.

Norm's death, is probably the only celebrity death that actually rattled me. Norm was an actual genius (graduated high school at 14, started studying math at college at 16). His entire shtick was playing the dumb guy, when in reality he was literally an incredibly humble, and deeply spiritual genius who wasn't driven by materialism, fame or even mainstream success

Honestly just going the opposite way when its very clear that Norm is capable of edgy comedy is in itself hilarious. Norm has this way with jokes that makes the audience the butt of it. I think the would be perfectly content if no one was laughing, and maybe even preferred that if he thought it was funny. I had some family members that were like that, and while a young me didn't really appreciate it at the time, I sure as hell do now. If you can only make one person laugh might as well be yourself.

 

[kidatari]

I only know about Patrick Sean Tomlison from MATI and most of the time I skip his segments.

That being said, Norms humor is not for everyone and sometimes he would bomb, but most of the time I found him funny.

And this is one my favorite clips with the late great Bob Saget.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

this is what happens when you let reddit niggers infest kiwifarms, all of a sudden mitch hedberg and norm mcdonald are peak comedy

 

[Hermann von Salsa]

I've always been curious of how self aware Rick is. He has to some extent know what a big fat joke he is and how that's the only things keeping him relevant.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

 

[HadToMake4Features]

As someone who’s out of the loop of the topic, the feature post baited me into thinking this was another bad Null take, as my previous lurking times here before I saw the “America has no good Cheese” discussion and well that didn’t end well…

 

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https://archive.org/details/Norm_Macdonald_Live/

 

[TheMeanOne]

His first wife left him 2 weeks after finding out she was pregnant, got married two months after the divorce was finalized, and pressured him into giving up parental rights?

Yeah, that's not his daughter.

That's a woman who was having an affair and when she got pregnant felt like she had to make it official with her actual boyfriend. If you're married to a woman when she becomes pregnant, most states assume you're the father. She did him a favor, she saved him years of child support. And also spared that child, because he's so ridiculously immature.

I can't believe he would even tell people about how his first wife left - let alone strangers on Twitter.

Also imagine not knowing what bitchy incels many comedy fans are. Not smart to poke that hornet's nest, either.

 

[Tablet County]

His first wife left him 2 weeks after finding out she was pregnant, got married two months after the divorce was finalized, and pressured him into giving up parental rights?

Yeah, that's not his daughter.

That's a woman who was having an affair and when she got pregnant felt like she had to make it official with her actual boyfriend. If you're married to a woman when she becomes pregnant, most states assume you're the father. She did him a favor, she saved him years of child support. And also spared that child, because he's so ridiculously immature.

I can't believe he would even tell people about how his first wife left - let alone strangers on Twitter.

Also imagine not knowing what bitchy incels many comedy fans are. Not smart to poke that hornet's nest, either.

Wait 'til you get to the part where he threatened to kill the baby in front of her.

 

[Tablet County]

btw just a warning but @Schizoid Wife is a @PS2 Nishiki sock

How would you know, person who joined four days ago? Are you also a sock?

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Happy Norm/11 everybody! Today marks the 6-year anniversary of Patrick S. Tomlinson entering the pests' radar, and greater lolcowdom as a result, by tweeting that he didn't think Norm MacDonald was funny.
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The rest, as they say, is history. Reminds me of that tragedy.

ETA: found this in the replies of the Norm tweet.
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So true, Pat. So true.

Pat is just a patsy. Israel framed him to advance their agenda in the Stalkerverse .

 

[Nameless One]

I didn't even know he was sick.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

To everyone new to this thread, be aware: Patrick is extremely fat

I didn't even know he was obese!

Wasn't Norm a straight white man? Of course he's not funny.

Pat spitting facts

He was deeply closeted

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Happy Norm/11 everybody! Today marks the 6-year anniversary of Patrick S. Tomlinson entering the pests' radar, and greater lolcowdom as a result, by tweeting that he didn't think Norm MacDonald was funny.
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The rest, as they say, is history. Reminds me of that tragedy.

ETA: found this in the replies of the Norm tweet.
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So true, Pat. So true.

The best part of all of this is that u/treeckosis still has his Reddit account

 

[TV's Adam West]

this is what happens when you let reddit niggers infest kiwifarms, all of a sudden mitch hedberg and norm mcdonald are peak comedy

I used to like Mitch. I still do, but I used to, too.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Forgot about Norm

 

[ILoveNiggers]

His first wife left him 2 weeks after finding out she was pregnant, got married two months after the divorce was finalized, and pressured him into giving up parental rights?

Yeah, that's not his daughter.

That's a woman who was having an affair and when she got pregnant felt like she had to make it official with her actual boyfriend. If you're married to a woman when she becomes pregnant, most states assume you're the father. She did him a favor, she saved him years of child support. And also spared that child, because he's so ridiculously immature.

I can't believe he would even tell people about how his first wife left - let alone strangers on Twitter.

Also imagine not knowing what bitchy incels many comedy fans are. Not smart to poke that hornet's nest, either.

1) The guy who stole his wife said it was Pat's.

2) The poor girl looks identical to Pat.

 

[Trombonista]

@THE EXORCIST has been threadbanned for a month.

 

[AnOminous]

I read one of Pat's acquaintances asking if he wished he could magically take back his Norm tweet - which obviously would save he and his mountains of grief - to which fat tits was like no, I'd double-down, etc. I guess that's what it took to illuminate to me just how incredibly deep his masochism is rooted.

Other than being the final straw that set people off, it wouldn't have changed his trajectory much. The root cause of Pat's problems is he's an absolute piece of shit who does nothing but shit bile all over anyone who interacts with him, even people trying to be helpful or friendly. If it hadn't been Norm/11 this piece of shit would have figured out some other way of ending up like he is now.

He's just the Eternal Fuckwad, and that's all he'll ever be.

 

[Markorian]

Patrick Opens His First Marriage to Fuck Geek Con Skanks

Damn, really? I know my pre-pest lore is a little lacking, hell, so is my lore prior to him becoming big here, but how is this the first I'm hearing about that?