Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

FUCK. MINDSET.
That googly-eyed piece of shit is the biggest grifter and use to be one of Nick's biggest ball washers. The guy changes sides faster than an Aaron Imholte . . . without the thruple. So many times in the past he has starts on one side, but his one good eye waits to see where the wind blows, and waits to see where most of the crowd goes. If the crowd stays with him, he goes in hard. If the crowd goes against the side he originally shilled for, he goes and makes a whole new video and acts like he never was for the other side, completely gaslighting the audience. It's annoying.

Don't forget that when he flip flopped on Nick, he told his audience that he "challenged" the Kiwis to get the documents, even though the site was going to get them anyway. So once we had them, which again was going to happen anyway, he flip flopped and made it sound like the site got the docs because "he challenged the Kiwis and we came through." Add that to the list of times he gaslighted and tried to control the narrative.

I will never like him.

"Barnes is saying a lot of really important things and no one is listening!"

 

[Vibralldo]

I'll be honest. When the video first appeared, it was really hard for me to see "the white stuff" and I thought whatever. You can kind of see it, but I kept living my life.

THIS video, WOW! He didn't even have the fucking decency to wipe himself off. He straight up Tony Montana'd his nose into a pile of coke... then walked out and told us it was "urine." Well Nick... URINE for a real treat with this one! 26 years to be exact!

You can really see the duper's delight smile after he says how "whiskey makes you pee a lot"

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

This is a picture of the water softener and pressure tank set-up at Nick's second house from Zillow. Its a Culligan HE water treatment system and if it were being properly maintained, the house shouldn't be having any issues with iron in the water.

The circular mark on the floor may indicate that an older water treatment system was replaced at some point. Nick being Nick the easy explanation is I guess that he ignored and didn't maintain the water softener. That even when it totally failed and the water started staining everything, it was just ignored.

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Or maybe Ape has a filthy cunt

 

[Not Who You Think]

Percent of Nick's YouTube streams containing the word "cuck" (including suffixes like -old, -ed, etc)

2018 62%
2019 62%
2020 70%
2021 52%
2022 68%
2023 32%
2024 21%


Percent of Nick's YouTube streams containing the word "degenerate" (including suffixes like -ed, etc)

2018 27%
2019 27%
2020 32%
2021 50%
2022 56%
2023 24%
2024 20%

Interesting. Is there any correlation between your findings and Nick's use of the word "prude" in recent years?

Also, Fun Fact: Nick Rekieta didn't always like the term "cuck"

During a stream on August 19th 2019, Nick revealed that he was opposed to the term the term "cuck" because Mike Cernovich over-used the word on Juju the Cow's show.

Nick then officially repented of this and explained that he changed his mind when he saw how angry it made people. Nick couldn't figure out why it made people angry "...unless you were a little bit worried about it."

Thenceforth, Nick couldn't help but use it all the time (until more recently).

Nick not understanding why people would find being called a cuck offensive, even/especially if untrue, is telling. Since he has gone on record saying that words themselves don't mean anything (it only matters what you mean) it stands to reason that Nick lacks the capacity to fully understand how it could ever apply to him. In the event that Nick reads this thread, I will spell it out for him here:

In short, a cuck is a fool with the added insult of infidelity. This is can be a distressing allegation for someone who is in an actual loving relationship as it impugns the honor of both the husband and the wife. Additionally, giving consent for others to have sex with your significant other/spouse makes you a relationally retarded loveless degenerate with no serious concept of healthy relationships or marriage (let alone monogamy).

To put it another way: Nick Rekieta is a cuck. A consenting cuck.

In fact, Nick embodies possibly the most accurate representation of one of Nick's favorite terms: "cucksent"

I don't have the picture of the guy that Kayla allegedly had sex with at Hedonism II (the time Nick couldn't "perform" with his partner) so this is the best I could do at the moment.



Moving on... Inasmuch as sincere forms of love are foreign to Nick, he will not understand why cucking is so shameful and why being called a cuck is offensive to some people. As it happens, Nick has always been an insincere wastrel who consequently can't even honestly recognize the cuckoldry in his own life... well, unless he's trying to get his wife's boyfriend on revenge porn charges.

 

[Captain Manning]

Don't forget that when he flip flopped on Nick, he told his audience that he "challenged" the Kiwis to get the documents, even through the site was going to get them anyway. So once we had them, which again was going to happen anyway, he flip flopped and made it sound like the site got the docs because "he challenged the Kiwis and we came through." Add that to the list of times he gaslighted and tried to control the narrative.

I will never like him.

Yep.

I get the argument that he did, in fact, sign an affidavit in support of Null's motion to get a camera at the omnibus hearing, but so did Sean, and I still think he should apologize to the Farms for his earlier dishonest behavior if he wants any respect.

(I'm not holding my breath though).

"Barnes is saying a lot of really important things and no one is listening!"

Because people here recognized super early-on how full of crap Barnes is.

Remember, Andrew is not a criminal law attorney. Whereas there are actually a handful kicking around here.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

This is the man calling people pedos:

Whenever I see that photo I burst out laughing.

 

[TurdThrower]

His current fans are the dumbest breed of internet users ever

Reposting this months later but just to emphasize:

Percent of Nick's YouTube streams containing the word "cuck" (including suffixes like -old, -ed, etc)

2018 62%
2019 62%
2020 70%
2021 52%
2022 68%
2023 32%
2024 21%

That's interesting. I would have guessed because of his beef with Ron Toye, 2019, and not 2020, would have been the peak.

2020 was when Ronversations took place so it actually makes sense. It's also when he streamed Cuck Sim and used his Ron Toye voice for the main character/cuck.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Reposting this months later but just to emphasize:

I still got that one saved from back when it was first posted here. Of all the things his current fans say, that one in particular is the most cult thing I've ever seen. So there's documented proof of children testing positive for cocaine, and you want to trust your kids with him 1000 times? So you'd put your own children in danger 1000 times because you like Nick.

Seriously, what is wrong with people. What is it about fucking Nicholas Robert Rekieta that turns people's brains to mush, and they can't even think anymore?

I need another PromisedOnePS 6-hour stream to explain it again to me how this isn't a cult.

 

[Captain Manning]

2020 was when Ronversations took place so it actually makes sense. It's also when he streamed Cuck Sim and used his Ron Toye voice for the main character/cuck.

You're right. I had forgotten all about about Ronversations.

It's weird that that happened in 2020, given that the Vic case was already in trouble by September of 2019, and it was clear that Ty wasn't up to the task.

In hindsight, Nick should have probably throttled back on all that crap after the dismissal. It has not aged very well at all.

 

[Drama keen]

When the second house first went for sale and the murder bathroom was revealed, someone theorised that maybe someone spray-painted something in that bathroom. Sounds/Looks plausible, but I have no experience with such kind of "water". Just a reminder for everyone.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

HA.

Yeah, she’s a desperate grifter and was married to fellow lolcow Pat Dixon (who once broke Geno Bisconte’s jaw). The kind of people with whom Nick would love to “talk about relationships.”

Or maybe Ape has a filthy cunt

Both are likely true, but that one certainly is.

 

[AnOminous]

EDIT:
Hi Ana! If you haven't seen this video . . . you should check this shit out!
Watch as the Balldo man gets angry and tells Sean REPEATEDLY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN how he and his wife are monogamous.

And this was during the height of the qocaine quck qult. What a fucking piece of shit, yelling and getting angry because people don't believe his utter bullshit lies after he got caught lying over and over and over again.

SEEEEEEAN! SEEEEEEEEEAN!

God this faggot needs not even a punch, but just a solid fucking bitchslapping because that's what he is.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Yeah, she’s a desperate grifter and was married to fellow lolcow Pat Dixon (who once broke Geno Bisconte’s jaw). The kind of people with whom Nick would love to “talk about relationships.”


Both are likely true, but that one certainly is.

The video of pat breaking that faggots jaw is fantastic BTW. The nigger just walks right into Sullivans and cracks him in the face in front of everyone and walks away

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The video of pat breaking that faggots jaw is fantastic BTW. The nigger just walks right into Sullivans and cracks him in the face in front of everyone and walks away

They’re both losers of monumental proportions, but I did enjoy the result of their beef:

Never had “Geno Bisconte helps Nick Rekieta prosecute the man who cucked Nick” on my bingo card, that’s for sure.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Behold!

MANdy already appeared.

What's next is the ManDelorian cokesquatch.

While I bet Nick himself absolutely enjoys April's wonderful smells, that house is pretty much ruined.

There is nothing that cuck Rekieta enjoys more than the smell of Aaron's dick. Now he has 2 reminders living with him.

 

[AltisticRight]

Now he has 2 reminders living with him.

I'm pretty sure Qayla and April aren't the only ones with the aroma of Aaron's dick, if you know what I mean.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Yeah, she’s a desperate grifter and was married to fellow lolcow Pat Dixon (who once broke Geno Bisconte’s jaw). The kind of people with whom Nick would love to “talk about relationships.”

I was mostly amused by the name 'Mandy' making yet another appearance. But yes, that story was quite gross. Also if regular bathing and soap aren't enough to make your crotch not stink, can we just banish them to that disgusting orange bathroom? I mean, only if we're certain the Kiwi timeshare isn't happening first.

MANdy already appeared.

What's next is the ManDelorian cokesquatch.

I am a little bummed that the MAN-dy saga is slowly fading into irrelevancy. Granted, of course it is because it was a long time ago and this man is a child abusing junkie criminal now, so of course that's way worse and more interesting than simply falling for a catfish and being gay for it. But on the other hand, it's still my favorite Nick saga of all time. It'll always hold a special place for me lmao.

I'm pretty sure Qayla and April aren't the only ones with the aroma of Aaron's dick, if you know what I mean.

There is nothing that cuck Rekieta enjoys more than the smell of Aaron's dick. Now he has 2 reminders living with him.

I'm positive those two fucked, I don't care what Nick or Aaron say lol. Why? Because you can't just tell that many stories about all the degenerate swinger sex you all had and drugs you all snorted, down to you all being in the same bed together, showing you groping each other in the hot tub and him licking your ear on camera, yet somehow everyone is expected to believe the "no homo" bro-code superseded everything.

 

[Anis Johmanoupoulou]

Seriously, what is wrong with people. What is it about fucking Nicholas Robert Rekieta that turns people's brains to mush, and they can't even think anymore?

I think it's just a general thing with streamers. Parasocial retard fans who, just because they like the show and the streamer, see the streamers as their friend and someone who is trustworthy to an unhealthy degree. Theoretically trusting a complete stranger with something as important and sacred as your own child is insanity on its own.

 

[RotPockets]

And this was during the height of the qocaine quck qult. What a fucking piece of shit, yelling and getting angry because people don't believe his utter bullshit lies after he got caught lying over and over and over again.

SEEEEEEAN! SEEEEEEEEEAN!

God this faggot needs not even a punch, but just a solid fucking bitchslapping because that's what he is.

Somehow everything that happens after 21:20 makes me irrationally angry. It’s like a scientifically crafted ‘most punchable’ face collection.

 

[TurdThrower]

It's weird that that happened in 2020, given that the Vic case was already in trouble by September of 2019, and it was clear that Ty wasn't up to the task.

I think the back and forth between them had picked up due to the COVID lull putting a halt to the appeals process. Despite Ron ending up being a better human being than Nick, he is still a shit person with a Napoleon complex so he was going after Nick to make himself feel better about his height I guess.