Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Gorton Colu]

April Imhole and Daxipad have the same hairline. Just shave that shit off JuJu. Have atleast a little dignity.

 

[JJLiautaud]

This tiny lil scrunched up face on his fat bald head:
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Or this:
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Or even this:
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I’m in the same boat. Could be the copious fat jokes he constantly ACKs out, compounded by his severely bloated, withering, has-been, body that lend to something truly fat. This fatass telling fat jokes leads to a sort of dissonance that makes the listener laugh at him rather than with him because he’s one to talk. ACK ACK ACK goes the fat ass faggot.

Is Daxipad by any chance related to AK guy Brandon Herrera? The resemblance is uncanny or is it just a castizo phenotype thing?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I believe it's random happenstance that they share the same last name.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Is Daxipad by any chance related to AK guy Brandon Herrera? The resemblance is uncanny or is it just a castizo phenotype thing?

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Not an expert on Mexican castas, but I think it's a phenotype thing. Herrera means Smith in Spanish though it's not nearly as ubiquitous as it's English counterpart.

Pretty sure Daxipad Sr. is nuevomexicano, so there might be specific phenotypical similarities with tejanos like Brandon Herrera.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

If they shaved, they'd look nothing alike.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Is Daxipad by any chance related to AK guy Brandon Herrera? The resemblance is uncanny or is it just a castizo phenotype thing?

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I don't see the resemblance other than both being brown, this guy has a full head of hair!

 

[AnOminous]

Is Daxipad by any chance related to AK guy Brandon Herrera? The resemblance is uncanny or is it just a castizo phenotype thing?

It looks okay on that guy though. He doesn't look like a walking meme.

 

[Nate Higgers]

It looks okay on that guy though. He doesn't look like a walking meme.

Brandon Herrera also challenged a congressman in a recent election in Texas and very nearly won against him by a margin of ~450 votes. Brandon Herrera’s opponent burned through something like $10,000,000USD of AIPAC funding to achieve that result. In addition to building the world’s first .50BMG AK and calling Destiny a cum eating cuckold on xitter. I’m totally not biased though.

 

[Had]

Sad day for Dax and Vito

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[AltisticRight]

Sad day for Dax and Vito
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Don't worry, they probably bought physical discs and upscaled it to 8k.

 

[Pill Cosby]

“Cuties is free speech, ack ack ack! Fucking Texas ruining free speech ack ack ack! This is Eric July’s fault” - Dax a man who dresses up as a cow and gets fucked in the ass.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I remember when Vito first came on the show. It was about his video where he pretends to vape Bell Dolphin’s bath water and it went viral. And I’ll admit it, it was a solid goof. A proper lark. A decent little meme. It went decently viral, Dick got him on the show, and that was pretty much it. Not that bad, just some Internet guy messing around.
Then he kept coming on and the more we learned about Vito the more we were like “wtf is up with this guy?” Fast-forward to today, and Vito is now Vito the Pedo the Vitophile. I cannot possibly understand why, of all the guests and people Dick knew, he picked fucking Vito to be his mainstay.
It’s crazy to look back at TDS and realize that almost all of it was a sham. After Dick kept kneecapping his own image and business what made the show legitimately good just completely fell apart. Crazy call-ins where Dick had a talent for getting the weirdos to be as funny as possible stopped happening, the Maddox drama all turned out to be a scam, and the only people left were either legitimately mentally disabled people or coomer degenerates.

 

[gouffan]

I remember when Vito first came on the show. It was about his video where he pretends to vape Bell Dolphin’s bath water and it went viral. And I’ll admit it, it was a solid goof. A proper lark. A decent little meme. It went decently viral, Dick got him on the show, and that was pretty much it. Not that bad, just some Internet guy messing around.
Then he kept coming on and the more we learned about Vito the more we were like “wtf is up with this guy?” Fast-forward to today, and Vito is now Vito the Pedo the Vitophile. I cannot possibly understand why, of all the guests and people Dick knew, he picked fucking Vito to be his mainstay.
It’s crazy to look back at TDS and realize that almost all of it was a sham. After Dick kept kneecapping his own image and business what made the show legitimately good just completely fell apart. Crazy call-ins where Dick had a talent for getting the weirdos to be as funny as possible stopped happening, the Maddox drama all turned out to be a scam, and the only people left were either legitimately mentally disabled people or coomer degenerates.

Because all the other guests want nothing to do with him.
Dick drives everyone away, it's just a matter of time before he fucks you over professionally or personally.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

Found some more old JLH caps with clarification on the Juju situation. I'm sorry to report that this was definitively NOT a gay activity. He did moo though.

 

[Gorton Colu]

What I've learned is seemingly that as long as a woman is not fat, Daxipad will moo and howl for them.

He was in his mid late thirties when he was seeing Jamie and said to be doing this shit. How embarrassing.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Right? It's important to remember that this teenage behavior came at a time in his life when his peers have teenage children with a wife they met after college.

 

[Pill Cosby]

of all the guests and people Dick knew, he picked fucking Vito to be his mainstay.

He would of had Jeffery Epstein as his co host but by then he was suicided by the Clinton Foundation.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It would be a very interesting turn of events if Dick and Vito became a new target of the pests. Given how much he cried about the inflatable cow I don't know how he'd handle their shenanigans.

Not very well I'd imagine.

 

[Popper Whiting]

I remember when Vito first came on the show. It was about his video where he pretends to vape Bell Dolphin’s bath water and it went viral. And I’ll admit it, it was a solid goof. A proper lark. A decent little meme. It went decently viral, Dick got him on the show, and that was pretty much it. Not that bad, just some Internet guy messing around

I am going to go hipster and outright say I hated Vito even before the bath water thing. I'd seen him on twitter in everyone's fucking comment section saying the most inane and boring shit and it is obvious in hindsight he was botting himself to get likes and attention (the numbers of likes he was getting didn't and don't make sense). It reminded me too much of Short Fat Otaku and I didn't like Vito from the get go because he was trying way too hard to get attention (like Short Fat Otaku). I was only justified in my initial revulsion with everything we learned subsequently.

Though I won't claim to have great instincts or be 4 moves ahead of everyone else. Truth be told the more time I spend here the more I instantly dislike anyone who's aiming for e-fame. The more stories I got exposed to on here, the more I learned there is always something deeply wrong with people who want attention and support from complete fucking strangers, especially online. Me not liking Vito from the get go has way more to do with that than it does anything else.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Still trying to get Jersh’s attention by any means necessary. It’s just getting pathetic now, Dax (aka Juju the Cow, a man who likes to get fucked up the ass while dressed like a cow).