Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[goyangi]

Are you seriously calling that spic white?

Despite what Americans for some reason think, Spaniards are indeed white.

I was also under the impression Spaniards are considered white Diversity fail? I was pretty sure Hispanix/Latinx or whatever they're called nowadays are distinct from Spaniards.

If not, hopefully Marcan is okay with kfers mistaking his hecking valid status as a Woman of Color in STEM.

Troons are now upset over female chasers picking trans men for "understanding their feminine energy."

Yes, just imagine their faces upon seeing that arm sausage you call a penis.

Male troons remain seething that even a self-hating pooner is inherently female even with a arm sausage and zipper tit surgery.

These same idiots will ree about terfs not understanding "lesbian culture" and that Sappho was really bi, and butches have always been some nebulous third gender. Never mind that plenty of ftms back in the day had their start in the lesbian community and that it was pretty common for lesbians to date ftms without getting super uber cancelled.

They're just buttmad that actual lesbians and not bi pickmes are going to go for the basically-butch-on-steroids pooner over the gigahon by nature. Nowadays fakebois don't even have to go on T or get surgery to be valid, and most ftms don't get the rot sausage installation anyways. Not even half get the less invasive metoidioplasty either. Is it shocking that chasers attracted to genuine women are not going to be lusting after 6'4" Lilith with a micropenis versus 5'2" Aiden with an honest to good cooter? It's the same reason woke straight men will chase ftm pooners and go along with yaoi delusions because ez, but only degen shemale fetishists or in the closet gay men will go after mtfs.

 

[Chandelier]

"kids are not being given transition related surgeries at school. This is fear mongering!"

"Kamala Harris has never offered illegal immigrants transition related surgeries." Even CNN admitted it. Oh and donate to Palestine after our sponsored astroturfed tweet.

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Fujoshis talk about abolishing gender roles...while keeping gender roles.

Spoiler

Continued:

Right. That's why one is the "bottom" and one is the "top."


Ouch.

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Noted hater of detransitioners and now "Haitians are not eating your cat" Craig insists leftists can play games apolitically... despite all their essays and tweets on how right wingers are media illiterate.

Suuuure you will.

Also, fat:

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Remember Nominal Naomi's breast milk results? Warmachine Emma Hilton is skeptical.

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These were actually funny.

 

[AnOminous]

Despite what Americans for some reason think, Spaniards are indeed white.

He's not a Spaniard, he's a Mexican.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Are you seriously calling that spic white?

a) he's whiter than me, therefore he's white
b) he definitely doesn't want to be called white, therefore calling him white is a good deed

The timeline where McLovin becomes a Seattle-based furry Troon prostitute. 2024 is a wild one.

E: Welp, since I can't post that one like I planned (thanks), here's a bro dropping the act and going agro.

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"get the fucking police you just insulted me"
When they say "trans rights are human rights" this is the kind of "human right" that they demand.

Just bro things, bro.
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Fellas is it gay to fuck a chick who likes to dig holes on the beach?

 

[TruffleSpark]

how are liberals so blind to the blatant homophobia at the heart of trans ideology?

also "Marsha Johnson was a transwoman who gave gays their rights" has been debunked about a thousand times, it is incredible that a tumblr shitpost from 2014 became actual official history despite being completely made up

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Fellas is it gay to fuck a chick who likes to dig holes on the beach?

“Hey baby, I really dig your hole, if you know what I mean.”

also "Marsha Johnson was a transwoman who gave gays their rights" has been debunked about a thousand times, it is incredible that a tumblr shitpost from 2014 became actual official history despite being completely made up

I think sometimes that these stories are less about history than mythology. A fake history to make troons feel like they’re part of something ancient and important. Like how medieval historians claimed Britons were all descended from the Trojans.

The actual history of troons outside of a medical context is a series of isolated cross-dressers until social media and Internet porn.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

He's not a Spaniard, he's a Mexican.

I don't know where you've got this from. He's from Bilbao.

 

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I think sometimes that these stories are less about history than mythology. A fake history to make troons feel like they’re part of something ancient and important. Like how medieval historians claimed Britons were all descended from the Trojans.

According to tumblr, Marsha also single-handedly invented feminism during the Stonewall riots.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

According to tumblr, Marsha also single-handedly invented feminism during the Stonewall riots.
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I didn’t know women only got the vote after Stonewall. Maybe they were annoyed at having to be in black and white still. How confusing.

Fuck me, the drooling idiocy, all while their noses are in the air and they think they’re the font of all knowledge. According to these dumbasses women did nothing but wear fur and pick their noses until 1969 and some bloke in a frock decided to smash up a bar. Wooooo, feminism!

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Spoiler: When I hear "going stealth," what I understand is that you're a

Troon fish
/trun fish/

noun

1. the process of luring someone into a relationship by means of a fictional persona; specifically, gender.
"Mystee thought he was being a clever lad "going stealth" on his first date with that unsuspecting lesbian. Lo and behold, he was being a troonfish."

 

[AssignedEva]

Ghost from CoD, the character she is referring to, is canonically male. There's a subset of that fandom that loves living out their tradwife fantasies of having one of the male characters be a pooner and go through the trials and tribulations of pregnancy. All the usual clichés are forgiven provided you're a zippertits.

Given she's talking about Omegaverse, this might not actually be a trans thing. They have this entire weird fantasy universe where "alphas" have to breed "omegas", and the alphas and omegas do not necessarily have to be male or female, so in other words the alpha male gets the omega male pregnant, as with Soap and Ghost:

This usually involves the omega somehow having a uterus with a special entrance in the butt that only appears when they're "in heat", but otherwise they are regular males with a penis and testicles (albeit males who are submissive to their alpha or whatever). I do not know how the baby is supposed to come out. I'm pretty sure the Fujos must just write C-sections in or the "camera" pans over to the window and then cut to the exhausted omega holding a newborn, because I cannot imagine that Fujos genuinely write fan finction about Soap shitting a baby out.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

I always compare it to writing novels. Like you wouldn't write a novel in one sitting. You wouldn't write a script in one sitting. The key in being an amazing writer is having a fresh set of eyes to look at and analyze your own writing. Write, go away, come back, revision, write more, repeat. THIS APPLIES TO EVERY ART FORM. Unless the art you do requires something to be done in one sitting.

This made me think of L Ron Hubbard who wrote Dianetics (among truckloads of other pulp fiction). Allegedly he was churning out the pages like a machine gun, with a modified typewriter with keys for common short English words.

I haven't read the book, so I don't know it it's good, but you could say it has a cult following.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Mako and Rose are one of the most freakishly ugly couples I’ve ever seen. Everytime their posts come up on my page I physically grimace.

Enjoy the pretty princesses, Rose is the tranny. The sphere shaped one is Mako.
Renfaire just isn’t the same when you’re assaulted visually with things like this.

 

[glass_houses]

Mako and Rose are one of the most freakishly ugly couples I’ve ever seen. Everytime their posts come up on my page I physically grimace.

Enjoy the pretty princesses, Rose is the tranny. The sphere shaped one is Mako.
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Yeah, my flight-or-flight reflex is really kicking in here, there is something seriously creepy about these two.

 

[Otterly]

Monstrous Bubo Productions’ women’s poetry prize has already become renowned for its championing of exciting fresh poetic talent from all women, penised or depenised.

This is Vogon-tier. Thanks, i hate it

 

[Snack Cracker]

Yeah, my flight-or-flight reflex is really kicking in here, there is something seriously creepy about these two.

They both tried to sleep with me, but it was mostly Rose

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

Tranny update: TRANNY CROSSOVER

In July, I introduced you to "Marie Summers", a 60+ year old foul-mouthed tranny from New Zealand.

I have no fucking idea why YouTube recommended this sub-100 tranny to me.

Marie Summers is a foul-mouthed Kiwi "girl" from New Zealand who was born a man, transitioned to transwoman, and now considers himself non-binary.

In March, I also introduced you to "Drayse Schneider", a 40+ year old tranny activist from Canada.

Say hello to Stephen/Steven Schneider, a Canadian. He is basically a The Amazing Atheist-era atheist/atheist plus. Blah blah atheism rules, religion drools. Nothing new or unique here.

Say hello to Drayse Schneider (as of 2020).

Look who decided to show up on the New Zealand troon's latest video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHc_XEf5mo0

THE CURRENT FACTS

Both of them transitioned to female at a later age (late 50s for Marie, late 40s for Drayse).

One of them is going through a divorce (Marie), the other went through a divorce (Drayse).

Drayse transitioned not very long after the divorce from his wife (and children), Marie transitioned before, during or after the divorce (from his "husband"), but the timeline is pretty close.



It is almost as if there is a divorce to troon pipeline (many such cases no doubt) as a way to cope with the traumatic experience of divorce.

The next update: Who is "Stacey", the as of yet unseen girlfriend of Marie Summers? Is she a true and honest woman or a fellow troon? A feminine in appearance troon or a troon with broad shoulders, thinning hairline and strong jaw?

Stay tuned.

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Partly because they have no genuine problems in life and are obsessed with how others perceive them, which bleeds into their writing style similar to how this dude wrote in his post. He thinks he is being deep and sultry by painting a picture of your average tortured artist, but the difference between him and them is that those "tortured artists" turn to drinking and smoking to cope with yaknow, real trauma, alongside the complexities of trying to integrate back into society socially after the fact. That's why their pain is often romanticized. Because of their genuine suffering and using art as a way to cope, their heartbreak bleeds onto the paper in a way that no one could inauthentically mimic.

Kinda disagree here, the mutilation enthusiasts are obviously traumatized BUT they think they address that trauma with their trans shtick - when that trans stuff unravels and if they have dormant talent (big if), they could work with something - a fake identity can't produce authentic art, basically. Their art is just and extension of the troonery, they're bound by it, like a curse.

 

[Poonocchio]

Spoiler: When I hear "going stealth," what I understand is that you're a

Troon fish
/trun fish/

noun

1. the process of luring someone into a relationship by means of a fictional persona; specifically, gender.
"Mystee thought he was being a clever lad "going stealth" on his first date with that unsuspecting lesbian. Lo and behold, he was being a troonfish."

@Kiislova This needs adding to the troon glossary thread!

 

[postfeetpls]

The timeline where McLovin becomes a Seattle-based furry Troon prostitute. 2024 is a wild one.

E: Welp, since I can't post that one like I planned (thanks), here's a bro dropping the act and going agro.

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Holy hell the way they go back to their default gender when they're angry is hilarious.
And his stance while lunging at the guy. That's high test behavior.