Horrorcow smartschoolboy9 / Stefanie Schoolie / truth_sticks_11 - Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

@birdwater (yes, another mobilephonepostertard replied to you like this)
Can someone with photoshoop skillz try to align the photos of this guy and the fetish ones to see if the eyes and nose match?

Blud they aren't even in the same phenotype. Like you don't need me going plastic surgeon jargon to explain why these two aren't the same person unless he happens to be Koh from Avatar.

Got it looking like sex offender Tuvix.

Here's a post that is probably as close as we have to his real face.

Here’s pictures of David’s face without the bloated-looking lower jaw prosthetic. I’d think it would be easier to identify him without it.

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Same story.

 

[Not a bee]

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Blud they aren't even in the same phenotype. Like you don't need me going plastic surgeon jargon to explain why these two aren't the same person unless he happens to be Koh from Avatar.
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Got it looking like sex offender Tuvix.

Here's a post that is probably as close as we have to his real face.

Same story.

Thank you

 

[Colorjak]

if only it wasnt a literal retard that made it
@the is man

called out a newfag award

 

[Nebulon X5]

I didn’t dispute that JWs use the term disfellowship. What I said was that Seventh Day Adventists also use this term.

IMO the evidence in either direction is limited but suggests Adventist not JW. It doesn’t really matter but just my observations.

• Firstly, we have the term disfellowship which is used by both Churches. Maybe today’s 7DA disfellowship is not strict but this occurred 30-40 years ago than it is today.
• He called Saturday as Church day in a post. Adventists meet on Saturday. That’s their thing. However, some JWs may go to Kingdom Hall on Saturday instead of the regular Sunday. (As an aside would a JW talk about Church or kingdom hall?).
• It was noted that many Jamacians are JWs. Adventists make up much more of the Jamaican population (340,000 as opposed to 11,000 JWs).

If he was JW when he really was a schoolboy, then he would have lived an extremely restricted lifestyle. He wouldn't be able to participate in any holiday celebrations. Or sports. Even wishing someone Happy birthday is a sin in JW world. He wouldn't be able to give Valentine's Day cards to the blonde white girls with the pretty blue eyes....

He would have been deprived of most social interaction. I guess he's trying to relive it now

 

[Devout Muslim]

If he was JW when he really was a schoolboy, then he would have lived an extremely restricted lifestyle. He wouldn't be able to participate in any holiday celebrations. Or sports. Even wishing someone Happy birthday is a sin in JW world. He wouldn't be able to give Valentine's Day cards to the blonde white girls with the pretty blue eyes....

1. I previously overlooked a comment which claimed he was raised in the International Church of God. From what I could see online, they also tick the boxes.

2. The term disfellowship is used by a range of sects from within a certain milieu. To my knowledge it’s used by all three of the proposed sects (JW, ICOG, Adventist).

3. The milieu of sects which use the disfellowship term are generally pretty devout / extreme. More so if the community actually carries out the practice. So I don’t think it matters particularly whether he was JW, ICOG, Adventist, or a Sunni Muslim, you’re likely correct in your analysis that the family he was raised in was in a pretty serious religious community.

(Although I dispute your comment about sports, I’m actually with the JWs on that one. JWs allow sports they just make a point is de-emphasising it because the secular world overemphasises sports. Our C&E Catholic PM down here in Australia joked about being raised in “three great religions” of which the first was the Catholic Church, the second the Australian Labor Party and the third his local football club)

 

[Judge Holden]

1. I previously overlooked a comment which claimed he was raised in the International Church of God. From what I could see online, they also tick the boxes.

2. The term disfellowship is used by a range of sects from within a certain milieu. To my knowledge it’s used by all three of the proposed sects (JW, ICOG, Adventist).

3. The milieu of sects which use the disfellowship term are generally pretty devout / extreme. More so if the community actually carries out the practice. So I don’t think it matters particularly whether he was JW, ICOG, Adventist, or a Sunni Muslim, you’re likely correct in your analysis that the family he was raised in was in a pretty serious religious community.

(Although I dispute your comment about sports, I’m actually with the JWs on that one. JWs allow sports they just make a point is de-emphasising it because the secular world overemphasises sports. Our C&E Catholic PM down here in Australia joked about being raised in “three great religions” of which the first was the Catholic Church, the second the Australian Labor Party and the third his local football club)

For a second I thought you said "international children of god" and began to freak the fuck out at the notion this nigjeet is/was part of that absolute fucking nonce nest.

Though if he were, it would allow us to lighten the mood a little with the time the RLM frauds accidentally exposed themselves to this cult's propaganda

 

[PetiteFeet]

Everything about this dude makes my skin crawl and just like the zoosadist thread, I do not have the mental strength to read this. Godspeed you beautiful bastards trying to figure out who this nonce is, I hope hope hope this guy is "only" a weirdo creep and that he hasn't committed any serious crime.

 

[Semen_Recycler]

Omg you guys!! I just remembered I actually know this man! He’s either 6 foot 3 or 5 foot 4. He’s dark skinned - no wait, he’s white - actually he has vitiligo. He has brown hair - no blonde - no wait, I mean ginger.

I’m from Doncaster (trust me bro) and I’ve seen this guy chasing school children around town since the 90s (no I don’t have any evidence of this. I did take a video of him once but I don’t have it anymore). In fact, he used to harass me and other people, and was arrested and sent to court multiple times. But the judge was forced to let him go because the guy actually believes he’s a schoolboy, and that makes it not illegal. (No, I can’t provide you with a record of his arrest or court appearances but I swear I’m telling the truth!!) There was even an article written about him too, but unfortunately no archive of it seems to exist gosh darn it.

Just keep believing every random anonymous person on the internet, and I’m sure you guys will have this case cracked in no time.

 

[Internet Wizard]

If it’s any solace, he’s become sort of a cow among IG zoomers

 

[Moccren]

I found this. I think it gives a good idea at what his Instagram looked like.

Archive
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Looks like original was just taken down. Good on ya for archiving.

 

[ATI Escapee]

If it’s any solace, he’s become sort of a cow among IG zoomers
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Its endless.... The zoomers are making hundreds of meme accounts and fan accounts. Disgusts me almost as much as SSB9 himself.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok can someone please do the sneedful and tell me why so many newfags seem to be so fixated on declaring this specific horrorcow fake?

I mean, literally every cow in our archives big and small got a thread because some rando saw them doing weird shit online or in meatspace and made a report to a place like this, and a whole lot of cows have a substantial amount of independent accounts made of their antics long before they get noticed by the mass tard watching community

Shit this is how chris chan started off

 

[Punished Derich]

Ok can someone please do the sneedful and tell me why so many newfags seem to be so fixated on declaring this specific horrorcow fake?

I mean, literally every cow in our archives big and small got a thread because some rando saw them doing weird shit online or in meatspace and made a report to a place like this, and a whole lot of cows have a substantial amount of independent accounts made of their antics long before they get noticed by the mass tard watching community

Shit this is how chris chan started off

I think because many of the Youtubers that popularized him often cover ARGs/art projects and they presented it in a conventional 'horror entertainment' way, spooky editing and all.

 

[ATI Escapee]

Ok can someone please do the sneedful and tell me why so many newfags seem to be so fixated on declaring this specific horrorcow fake?

Probably because it is so bizarre and gained traction so quick that people dont believe it could be real. And it has a lot of ARG style troupes going on. Im sure it's real, but even if it were an ARG- is there not REAL pedo undertones and borderline CSAM being promoted? That is what gets me.... motive being attention vs actual fetish material doesnt matter.... real pics of kids and real shops of kids are being used in an overtly sexual way and that is sick no matter the intent

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

This guy immediately made me think of the 70s Britbong PSA "Charlie Says". Kind of like he is an escaped warning character from that world into this.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

This guy immediately made me think of the 70s Britbong PSA "Charlie Says". Kind of like he is an escaped warning character from that world into this.

He resembles a League of Gentlemen character that has escaped into reality

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Ok can someone please do the sneedful and tell me why so many newfags seem to be so fixated on declaring this specific horrorcow fake?

I mean, literally every cow in our archives big and small got a thread because some rando saw them doing weird shit online or in meatspace and made a report to a place like this, and a whole lot of cows have a substantial amount of independent accounts made of their antics long before they get noticed by the mass tard watching community

Shit this is how chris chan started off

When the thread started a lot of zoomers had a hard time believing that there could be a freak like this wandering around with little to no digital footprint, as always-online-syndrome had ingrained in them this idea that the most common response to seeing such a thing was to go straight to your retard community of choice and document him rather than just ignore him. Hence it must be one of those ARGs that Wendigoon and Nexpo keep talking about. It's taken more than a good few pages of explaining to get across that yeah guys like this exist everywhere and most never get found by niche tism sites such as ours.

There was also some earlier speculation that this may have been some sort of transgressive art project involving David Firth, the Salad Fingers guy, as Firth had confirmed he was aware of SSB9 as a local weirdo in Doncaster where he grew up, and there are some similarities between SSB9's corpse wax mask and some of Firth's animation work. This one died pretty quickly though as it made even less sense than the ARG autism.

 

[Judge Holden]

He resembles a League of Gentlemen character that has escaped into reality

Not sure if this was intentional or not, but that was the actual premise of that show's ill conceived attempt at a movie

Anyway for niggas not in the know here is what he is talking about

 

[Beautiful Border]

Anyway for niggas not in the know here is what he is talking about
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He's like a cross between her and Chief Blue Meanie from the Yellow Submarine movie.

 

[Asda Smartprice Sausage]

He resembles a League of Gentlemen character that has escaped into reality

Dunno... I’d rather Tubbs than this freak. She’s prettier, for one.

The bit I can’t get my head around is the fact that he’s made his own, like, universe…? I think that’s why people lean toward it being an ARG even though it isn’t. So many connected accounts. And little things like the weird badges he’s made for himself saying ‘sticky boys after school club’ [vom]. Like— it gives the sense that it’s not just a fetish to him, like it’s a world he’s made to integrate into.

As an aside:
Heels - yep, common fetish.
Uniforms - common fetish.
Noncing about - sadly common degeneracy
Ageplay - common fetish
Big bloated lipstick covered lips and tongue often on children who wouldn’t naturally have these features — ????
Like, those edits make my skin crawl. You look at them and just think, no, something about it triggers the uncanny valley. How the fuck can someone push past that and get off to it?

(preaching to the choir etc I know I know…)