Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

The long answer, they went from copying whichever blockbuster earned the most to bringing in worthless college graduates whose degrees were all about bitching at the world for not being feminist/SJW enough. All the nerdy men and women who actually cared about video games were either shitcanned or were forced to stick to a script; that script being A) don't offend the alphabet people, and B) make sure you add things that pander to stockholders like microtransactions.

I know someone with a PHD in video games. It may be women in video games. No idea the specifics but SHE teaches classes. I will be vague, but it's someone who said she was excited for Assassin's Creed Odyssey because it had a female on the cover, totally into the identity politics shit.

They teach at a couple of places in higher education, one of the places people are chosen in part by interviews and shit. The other by merit and grades. Surprisingly the people who get chosen tend to just accept all the gender and identity politics shit. The one that is by their grades tends to be more male and they don't accept it. They ask questions back, want explanations. Want it to make sense. It's fascinating to speak to people like this because she literally says they just need to accept it and shut up. I've never been fully able to get into it because I've always been the only person not bought into the bullshit when it has come up. So it's just been other people agreeing and I'm the asshole.
 
The commando droid sidekick seemed like 5x more interesting.
In a Star Wars ttrpg I was a part of, my character was a jailbroken commando droid who pretended to be an organic using pressure suits and concealing clothing. It was pretty fun playing droid Lando, and I'm upset that my happy game memory is sullied by its association with this trash video game.
 
In a Star Wars ttrpg I was a part of, my character was a jailbroken commando droid who pretended to be an organic using pressure suits and concealing clothing. It was pretty fun playing droid Lando, and I'm upset that my happy game memory is sullied by its association with this trash video game.
Imagine a jailbroken Commando Droid who uses their voice modulator to impersonate Stormtroopers and even uses Stormtrooper Armor as a disguise; this droid assassinates Imperial officers for money.

Dude would be making a killing.

I know someone with a PHD in video games. It may be women in video games. No idea the specifics but SHE teaches classes. I will be vague, but it's someone who said she was excited for Assassin's Creed Odyssey because it had a female on the cover, totally into the identity politics shit.

They teach at a couple of places in higher education, one of the places people are chosen in part by interviews and shit. The other by merit and grades. Surprisingly the people who get chosen tend to just accept all the gender and identity politics shit. The one that is by their grades tends to be more male and they don't accept it. They ask questions back, want explanations. Want it to make sense. It's fascinating to speak to people like this because she literally says they just need to accept it and shut up. I've never been fully able to get into it because I've always been the only person not bought into the bullshit when it has come up. So it's just been other people agreeing and I'm the asshole.
I managed to graduate college just as that fad was beginning. It's funny how that fad just made nostalgia a stronger force in video games while exposing feminism in video games for the rotten, shallow corpse of an idea that it was. Now everyone wants games from Japan or games from before 2016, and you can thank that strain of video game feminism for that fad.

She's excited about Assassin's Creed Odyssey, yet she didn't say a peep about games like ONI, Fear Effect, and the many video games that had women on the cover. Maybe because ACO was made with DEI in mind, but those previous games were made by ''sexist'' men who wanted things like hot action girls.

The fact that the latter disgusts these people goes to show how far gone they are. They're the kind who'd get mad at Princess Leia in a metal bikini, but totally cheer on some 90-pound shrimp somehow beating grown men in single combat.
 
Then they essentially did the exact same thing with the space slug in the ESB one, so I can only imagine they tried to do it again with the sarlacc for the ROTJ CPOV.


Actually, that reminds me of complaint I had about Jedi Fallen Order when I was watching my brother play it, the lack of costumes. Say what you will about Force Unleashed, but Starkiller would unlock new costumes at the start of every level, ones that were thematically appropriate for whatever world he was on, not to mention the ones you could unlock with cheats.
So what are your options in Fallen Order? You can change the color of the ginger's poncho.
Wow, how varied.
Jedi survivor was WAY better about this. They had haircuts, bandanas, actual armor. By the end of it I was running around looking like a Ginger Jedi solid snake. Id argue it was pretty good for what it was.

Memes aside RIP. Said it on the dedicated thread but this man was unironically one of the finest voices in media and he made Vader the villain a billion other writers tried to rip off, and neither pre-disney-era insanity or disney-era pozz could taint this...no matter how hard they tried
I would argue Vader was one of the few things Disney didn't screw up. Mostly. God bless Jones soul.
I am very sad James Earl Jones is dead. he was a real one.

But I am going to be very honest because there is zero chance anyone who actually knew JEJ in real life will be reading this: He was past his prime for Vader in RotS. I don't want to say he was phoning it in because he was very clearly doing his best, but he clearly was having issues with the more velvety parts of his VA work for the past 10-15 years. And I am glad Disney has one less desiccated husk to trot out to try to shill their shit product.
I thought that wasn't actually his voice in ROTS? Just a heavily modified hayden. I read that somewhere.

You'd have more merit for when he came back for rogue one and rebels but I gotta say even when his voice sounded weird, it was still his voice and It kicked ass to hear him.

I'm wondering how Disney is going to handle the AI question. They bought the rights sure (and for all its faults Vader sounded fantastic in obi wan) but mostly used sounds alikes for the games. Are they gonna continue or be greedy and not pay anyone to use his AI voice?
 
They most did screw up Vader by having him meet Obi-Wan before their duel on the Death Star and get defeated by Dr. Aphra.
True but he still had drip.






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I haven't read it but I think the worst they did with him was a comic cuck arc when he tries to turn against the emperor and there's a bunch of clones of snoke in a jar.
 
There was actually an insane amount of potential for Outlaws if it was made before everything went to shit. A Star Wars style open world GTA clone? That would be pretty tight. You could run around, steal speeders, cause chaos, do crime, smuggle spice, it's all got a lot of fun potential.

But we live in the era of the eternal gay and lame. You can't even shoot civilians or rob NPCs in your crime games now.
 
Imagine if males who made games did the same, Doom would have been a neckbeard and Duke Nukem a 50 kilogram nerd with a stutter.
Sorry for the double post but this did happen once. It's just that Gordon Freeman, theoretical physicist blowing away football jocks, was made by men and a total Chad regardless of being code monkey wish fulfillment so people liked him.
 

Modders are still providing content that actual studios could never implement. All they need to do is hire the people behind this or that mod for Squad.

It's interesting how simple it would be to satisfy fans. People claim you can't satisfy fans but that's not true at all. We're easily pleased. Cool Star Wars setting shooter. Cool. Instead, we get some lame ass game which has side quests of eating popcorn with your cat.

Also of note, I'm subscribed to Levelcap as I'm someone who plays Battlefield. I don't think I've seen a single video of him come up in my feed for at last 6months to a year. I had to check I was still subscribed. YouTube is fucked how it hides channels you're subbed to these days.
 
That situation was really stupid. Vader's literally surrounded by a Rebel army and he slaughters them all. This is the kind of situation where even Vader shouldn't be able to fight his way free.
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There was actually an insane amount of potential for Outlaws if it was made before everything went to shit. A Star Wars style open world GTA clone? That would be pretty tight. You could run around, steal speeders, cause chaos, do crime, smuggle spice, it's all got a lot of fun potential.

But we live in the era of the eternal gay and lame. You can't even shoot civilians or rob NPCs in your crime games now.
If this was made before Disney ruined Star Wars, who'd be the crime syndicates you'd be trying to win over? The Hutt Kajidics, Black Sun, maybe the Zann Consortium and...who else?
 
There was actually an insane amount of potential for Outlaws if it was made before everything went to shit. A Star Wars style open world GTA clone? That would be pretty tight. You could run around, steal speeders, cause chaos, do crime, smuggle spice, it's all got a lot of fun potential.
Imagine if you could do crimes in both Alliance and Imperial space. And at first, the local fuzz respond to your shenanigans, mainly local rebel militia or imperial army troopers, but when you commit enough crimes, the military proper gets called in, and you can possibly have Rebel X-Wings or Imperial hovertanks showing up to gun you down. You're not just going up against a few Stormtroopers or Rebel soldiers, you're going up against an entire army if you don't keep your crimes subtle and keep your infamy levels down.

But we live in the era of the eternal gay and lame. You can't even shoot civilians or rob NPCs in your crime games now.
The biggest joke was how their lightwieght female main character is somehow strong enough to sucker-punch grown men into the dirt. Maybe I can buy it if she takes a ton of stims or uses the Force, but otherwise, it would've been better if she just had a beskar knife that she sticks into the necks of her enemies. Maybe make that knife a keepsake passed down to her by a family member or friend. Instead, it just looks silly when you have a 90 pound girl sucker-punch men who are probably twice her weight class into the floor-especially when the latter wears armor. It doesn't look badass, it looks comical and clumsy.

Even Halo Reach did this right by having the Spartan-III character shove a knife in the Elite's neck.
 
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That situation was really stupid. Vader's literally surrounded by a Rebel army and he slaughters them all. This is the kind of situation where even Vader shouldn't be able to fight his way free.
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If this was made before Disney ruined Star Wars, who'd be the crime syndicates you'd be trying to win over? The Hutt Kajidics, Black Sun, maybe the Zann Consortium and...who else?
I remember him blowing up a vehicle and either using the smoke or sand to hide while picking them off.
 
That situation was really stupid. Vader's literally surrounded by a Rebel army and he slaughters them all. This is the kind of situation where even Vader shouldn't be able to fight his way free.
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I remember him blowing up a vehicle and either using the smoke or sand to hide while picking them off.
Depends on which Vader. Old school movie-era Vader would kill a few people and just try to slip past them in the carnage. That, or find a high-ranking officer to hold hostage with Force choke. Then he'd force them to give him one of those tanks so that he can leave.

SWEU Vader would just go full Force Unleashed and blow through them like it's nothing. Those kinds of odds are something I've seen Vader blow through easily in games like Empire at War, Galactic Battlegrounds, or Force Unleashed. It's fucking hilarious when Galactic Battlegrounds gives the objective of ''keep Vader alive'' when my usual strategy is to toss him into the enemy lines like a rabies-infected badger and watch him slaughter half the enemy team, vehicles included, before he loses half his life points and I have to pull him back to be healed by a medical droid.
 
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James Earl Jones was legendary as Vader, but in my heart, Thulsa Doom was his best role. Sad to see him go, but from what I know he lived a life well spent.
Same--I know this may be heretical to say on the Star Wars thread, but when I think of James Earl Jones, my mind immediately speeds to thinking of Thulsa Doom first, well before Darth Vader (Well, tbh, Thulsa Doom and "THIS IS CNNN"). He had a hypnotic and imposing screen presence in that film that I can't ever unsee whenever I see footage of Jones in interviews or in a casual setting.

We've had replacement/imitators for Vader's voice (The Force Unleashed's Matt Sloan being a prime example), but honestly?

I don't think you can recast Thulsa Doom. Jones is the character, in my mind.

If ony we had King Conan movie with the return of Thulsa.
Better yet, if only we had a proper Kull the Conqueror movie--so we can see the original version of Thulsa Doom in the actual Howard story where he made his debut.

I haven't read it but I think the worst they did with him was a comic cuck arc when he tries to turn against the emperor and there's a bunch of clones of snoke in a jar.
You'd be incorrect. The worst thing Marvel has done with Darth Vader is having be lured into a trap like a dumbass set by Doctor Aphra, so she can repeatedly shock his helpless body on the ground, and then play armchair psychologist with Vader---calling him broken and pathetic--while he wriggles on the ground like a complete dunce.

All before the next comic arc, where it's shown that Qi'ra (Han's traitorous side-hoe from the Solo movie) can fight and hold her own against Darth Vader in melee combat, to the point of almost beating him.

If this was made before Disney ruined Star Wars, who'd be the crime syndicates you'd be trying to win over? The Hutt Kajidics, Black Sun, maybe the Zann Consortium and...who else?
Well, it depends on where in the timeline a hypothetical GTA Star Wars game would be set. If it's set in the KOTOR Era, you have the Exchange (Goto's syndicate), all the factions of the Bounty Hunter guilds--the Zhug Brothers Gang, the Gand Hive, the Red Eclipse Slave-Runners, etc. There's also the Blast Crew and the Diago Hixan gangs, the Drayen Crime Syndicate, the Starbolts, the Kanawyn Syndicate, the Nar Shaddaa Labor Alliance of Slavers, and the Shadow Syndicate...which are all from SWTOR, which is technically set in the ass end of the KOTOR Era.

In the PT Era, you have the Bando Gora from Bounty Hunter, of course, the Nal Raka Crime Empire from the Battle of Naboo N64 game, as well as the Cularin Syndicate from the Prequel Tabletop Campaign Living Force, the Jalk Syndicate from the Lords of the Expanse tabletop supplement, the uncreatively-named "Syndicat" from the Jedi Apprentice books, and the Nova Crime Syndicate from the Choose Your Own Adventure novels starring Anakin and Obi-Wan...oh, and the Pike Syndicate from Filoni Wars, if you wanted to include anything from that garbage.

And finally, if we're talking OT, New Republic and beyond (the classic Star Wars Era that Outlaws is supposed to be set in) you still have the Black Sun, as mentioned, but also the Bartog Syndicate from the Zahn novels, the Rodian Salvager's Cartel from Force Unleashed, Reelo Baruk's Cartel from Jedi Outcast, the Rodian/Sullustan Criminal Alliance of Bothawui from Shadows of the Empire, the Triathoggoth Gang from the Classic Adventures West End campaign, and...if this even counts...you could also have the Errant Venture, the gambling operation run inside of a Star Destroyer-turned-casino run by Booster Terrik from Michae Stackpole's X-Wing novels, and would play a role in the books all the way into the New Jedi Order series.

And this is all barring all the original crime organizations that LucasArts were going to create for Star Wars 1313--which was almost guaranteed, given the premise of the game was Boba Fett exploring the underlevels of Coruscant entirely dedicated to illegal operations.
 
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