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https://youtube.com/@jwburrell?

This guy died a few months back but he was a schizophrenic who believed whatever this is

 

[Fagguccine]

Saberspark / Stephen Carver is kind of my personal lolcow because he's a consoomer and a soy boy but he doesn't warrant an entire thread.

I don't get the appeal, he's a by the books description of a manchild. Has the shit-eating millennial look and everything. If you like cartoons well into your 30s and don't have autism then you've definitely got some skeletons in your closet, especially on modern YouTube. Will not be surprised if he's outed for chatting up teenagers.

 

[Autistweapon]

Has anyone heard of healthy family force? it is a complete low cow family who uses an elderly 81 year old mother to be the victim of humility and abuse and a meth head, sister which schizophrenia who is pretty much like their gypsy Rose. The creators names are joy and rich they go under Jedi rich and Jedi joy they are about 40 years old and 60 she is an escort and bulimic. They have a history of losing their home and getting evicted. Living in a cave in Las Vegas they have landed at their mother glorious house where they have completely taken over and turned it into big brother.

They got 200k subs rage baiting with a scene of Joy throwing pancakes in Gloria’s face age 82.

They have bed bugs
They only eat grass fed beef and water nothing else.

 

[PeachDream]

There's a person in our friend group, that within the last month or so:

Bit of an annual update here.

He's apparently given up alcohol which is good, but he still goes to bars every night just to take selfies with randos.
Bro's Mom stood trial today for felony assault of a judge, cause she threw her jacket at them during an earlier trial. Not her first offense.
The Roblox server he sunk almost $20,000 into turned out to be a complete scam, it 'opened' June 1st, was barely functional (no sounds, no respawning, explosions don't hurt you etc.) and closed after 2 weeks.
If you ask him how the project is going he will just instantly ban / block you cause he is so ashamed.

 

[Danann]

Today I learned that transgender derangement syndrome is a thing.
Meet Herowebcomics, a Christian retarded nigger who draws shit like he's still a 5 year old, and has the speech patterns of one it seems. He draws shit worse than Chris-Chan somehow and also has a thing for western animation and fetishes in his favorites. What made him deserving as a lolcow, however, is that he is a transphobe of biblical proportions as he has a hate mail show with 790 parts as of the time of this writing, and has been intentionally pissing off trannies on DeviantArt.
I guess there is a limit of how much you are to be proud of being a tranny hater.

Links:

https://www.youtube.com/@Herowebcomics

https://www.deviantart.com/herowebcomics

Example of his work:
The most recent part of his "hate mail" show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpEGPIs0LuA
His work in the MUGEN game engine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIobOdZnxTE

An example of his work:

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

I think I met a genuine schizo yesterday
>talking to trucker at work
>things seem to be normal, talking about anatomy
>he brings ups how planes are releasing chem trails into the sky
>says the world governments are planning on reducing the human population to 500 million because Georgian stones said so
>says we all have nanomachines in us, and that the nanomachines need heavy metals to build themselves with
>we apparently cannot get rid of the nanomachines
>the government can kill anyone they want with the nanomachines but only if they have your DNA
>apparently every doctor, EMT, and paramedic is in on this
>starts talking about ashkenazi jews
>"ashkenazi, ashkeNAZI?"
>says all ashkenazi Jews are fake Jews who descended from cannibalistic pedophilic satanists from Russia
>all vaccines are fake
>was convinced that the FBI was planning on killing him cause he “talked too much”

He also said he paid like 1000$+ to go to an event by Brighteon (a YouTube competitor) because he wanted to see the CEO to “tell him the truth”, purposely let everyone else in front of him so he could get the last word. Told the CEO right when he was about to leave “listen I gotta tell you something and it ain’t good” and the CEO just left. Which convinced him he was controlled opposition. He told me as well that he sends his brother (who is a tower climber) a bunch of links but he never opens them. “I think he just doesn’t want to know the truth “. In the end I kinda felt bad for him cause it’s clear he thought he was doing the right thing, and I don’t think he had that many people to talk to

From your description the man definitely has a thought disorder, either paranoid schizophrenia or paranoia. It also sounds like he's had it for some time (men generally develop schizophrenia between ages 15-25, and the man you described sounds older).

The tragedy of schizophrenia is that it deteriorates when left untreated, and patients also become treatment-resistant. This man is also unlikely to reach the health system because one of his delusions involves nosocomephobia (fear of doctors and hospitals) to an extreme degree.

Your write-up is very detailed, btw. You're obviously an astute observer.

PS: What is a tower climber? Either we don't use that term on this side of the Atlantic or it's a very specialised occupation. In any case, I've never heard of it.

 

[el bandito loco]

PS: What is a tower climber? Either we don't use that term on this side of the Atlantic or it's a very specialised occupation. In any case, I've never heard of it.

A tower climber is a dude who climbs up on giant cell phone or radio towers for inspections and maintenance. one of my best friends is one, they make bank for that kind of job.

 

[soulgains]

Theres a homeless Black guy who lives outside my sisters apartment who might be a pedophile. He has an obsession with Justin Bieber, specifically the early era when he was like 12/13 and harasses random kids that bear a passing resemblence to JB. He wears a "signed" Justin Bieber shirt that im 100% sure he did himself because its not even in cursive, properly capitalized, nor spelled correctly ("justin beeber"). He is utterly lacking in self awareness and its a shame hes not and will never be a famous (or infamous) cow.

 

[Local Fed]

Theres a homeless Black guy who lives outside my sisters apartment who might be a pedophile. He has an obsession with Justin Bieber, specifically the early era when he was like 12/13 and harasses random kids that bear a passing resemblence to JB. He wears a "signed" Justin Bieber shirt that im 100% sure he did himself because its not even in cursive, properly capitalized, nor spelled correctly ("justin beeber"). He is utterly lacking in self awareness and its a shame hes not and will never be a famous (or infamous) cow.

Are you sure that this guy isn't Diddy?

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

A tower climber is a dude who climbs up on giant cell phone or radio towers for inspections and maintenance. one of my best friends is one, they make bank for that kind of job.

PS: What is a tower climber? Either we don't use that term on this side of the Atlantic or it's a very specialised occupation. In any case, I've never heard of it.

they're called steeplejacks over here - Fred Dibnah was probably the best known one

 

[GayRapistWithAIDs]

Hello, id like to introduce my new personal lolcow, SunWitchVT, or "Layla Reyes", a side character in the ever expanding Gordo-verse and currently most referenced (and where I first learned about him) inThis Prospering Grounds thread, general consensus is that they don't/haven't done enough to deserve a thread, and I'm on mobile, so I don't think I could do a decent OP, but lets talk about someone who I personally believe gives off massive Chris Chan vibes. First off, who is SunWitchVT? Well, as mentioned previously they are a Vtuber (although they rarely ever stream, and would more commonly be referred to as a "Vtweeter" due to there activity on the site), Autogynepheliac, Pedophile, and Schizophrenic. Here's a collection of Screenshots (bare with me once again, as I am on mobile)
A more complete collection can be found Here but below are some screenshots of him messaging what he believes are 11 y/o, and also his grotesque frame

Spoiler: Warning, NSFL

Now, beyond this, what makes "Fat Everywhere But His Ass" here a lolcow and not just a pedophile, well he is also totally fucking delusional, some of his greatest hits from his twitter, where he has made no attempt to distance himself from the "allegations" (read fact) that he was messaging what he believed to be an 11 y/o and what he knew was a 14 y/o
Some of his assorted baffonery from the past few weeks
Delusions of Grandeur, it's important to note that a very important distinction between CWC and SWVT is that while Chris was at least at one point capable of drawing a comic, and progressing a story, Layla does nothing, and has done nothing, but post on Twitter and ERP with minors on discord

Bonus points! Tagging Harvard with your AGP Vtuber model shaking it's tits

He also likes soccer, and claims to "have a rating of 80+"


All in all, he is a schizo who posts absolutely delusional shit on Twitter, and despite being a AGP tranny child predator, it's important to note that he not only considers him self a Christian, but a "saint"


And finally, to cap it all of, here are some general schizo AGP posts that he posts a couple dozen of everyday
It's getting long now, but you get the idea, he literally posts shit like this, every day, constantly, you don't even have to milk him, sprays it everywhere.

 

[Ray_Posts]

Sean Sohrs existence and mental state is funny but it also pisses me off. From how awful his art is to the fact he’s obviously a pedophile who apparently keeps having to make posts to remind everyone he’s not a pedophile like a cartoon villian who’s Joke is he’s not really evil, and he also sucks because of the well know facts he posted a Bikini Pick of his cousin (which he still posts to this day) and was not only turned on by it but drew art based off it. The Pussy locks his twitter and hides behind and thinks he’s safe to be a degenerate there lol. I don’t know why he thinks people will believe him when he says he’s not a pedo especially since he funnily enough is the spitting image of what you imagine one would be. His only saving grace is his art not because it’s good but a lot of them have decisions that confuse me and they are just so bad it’s good.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

Everyone in the jamband scene knows of Magdalena Maggi

https://x.com/magkaz/status/1839759265810264261

She waves her tits around in the front row at every show nearing 50 years old. She just started a fake charity called PHEMA where she makes a ton of social media posts about herself. This is one of the most hated people on the planet to hippies.

 

[Treyvon Azagthot]

I rarely use this site but I am surprised that Ken Tamplin has yet to be mentioned here as a ppotential lolcow, started of as generic but decent christian metal singer from the dying years of hair metal who became more well known for his instructional cd's and eventually youtube videos were he taught singing, I even saw one of his vids growing up because I was (and still am) a huge Alice in Chains fan though I thimk thay video is long gone.

However in the past few days he has gotten under fire for basically becoming a hack fraud due to him lipsyncing all his recent videos and live streams and refusing to admit that his voiced changed as he got older and that he has been lying to his fans. Also doesnt help that just he became rather delusional and like calling Joe Cocker and Freddie Mercury "bland" and making up a story of how he apparently got an invite to become the next Journey singer.

This youtube channel of a rather well known Aussie rocker has clips just trashing him and his lip syncing:

 

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Does anyone else constantly get recommended weird channels?
I get recommended tiny drama channels with like 2 views, schizos etc today I got recommended this dwarf? Who collects lifelike baby dolls.

I assume it's because I follow some drama channels that the algorithm pushes these into my recommendations

 

[Nigor]

Does anyone else constantly get recommended weird channels?
I get recommended tiny drama channels with like 2 views, schizos etc today I got recommended this dwarf? Who collects lifelike baby dolls.

I assume it's because I follow some drama channels that the algorithm pushes these into my recommendations

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I do but for some reason I get more on Instagram, one I was going to mention was this actual scitzo https://www.instagram.com/temppar_knight

Spoiler

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Mr. Dean Gracey on YouTube, everyone. Pure manchild autism and weird-ass recordings of TV news, supplemented by this:

He has several videos like that. In this one he eats popcorn with a spoon and says "fucking grease".

I don't get it, but it's kinda fun to watch. "Mountain Dew drinking BITCH" took me off guard at work when I was listening to his videos, almost lol'd.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't get it, but it's kinda fun to watch. "Mountain Dew drinking BITCH" took me off guard at work when I was listening to his videos, almost lol'd.

I think Mountain Dew drinking BITCH is a pretty cool guy. Eh eats popcorn with a spoon and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[Rabbits]

Kyle "Kage" Grace, creator of Moon Quest

This guy has been going to bars, trying his luck with women, and giving them business cards with QR codes that link to a thing called a Moon Quest. Intriguing. What is a Moon Quest, you may ask?

Hmm, I don't know if I fully grasp the concept of what a Moon Quest truly is. Luckily, he's made no less than 7 separate Linktrees with various links, kind of like a policy library (note: all .pdf links open in google drive):

• Connection
  • Attraction
  • Desire
    • Acts of Desire (NSFW warning - the last link on this page shows him fully naked)
  • Cycles
  • Moon Quests
    • Moon News

...

Naturally, women started to spread the word (warning), and he's caught a lot of flack. Here is his apology/explanation video:

Some choice screenshots from the slides:
schizo moment

(I love how you are asked to consider having a fucking shower before you embark on your Quest)

 

[Goose with a knife]

Have you guys ever thought about if you are the lolcow?