Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John_Smith]

I think Rick just came face to snout with the man he wishes he was.

Rikki wishes that he were a man, any kind of man. He certainly LARPs hard as one. Fails at the LARP, but he is pig-headed and continues. Rikki in a ten gallon hat instead of the too tight brewer's cap would be an interesting AI image. Pecos Bill meet Pecos Pigman. Reno Rikki? FastestFattest draw in the West.

Spoiler: Grammartism

It's been discussed before in this thread, I think some have argued that "my brother and I" is treated as a single unit so using the possessive form is acceptable. It just sounds incredibly awkward though, like he's trying to use some fancy grammar he doesn't really understand. Tons of ways to rephrase it, like "the bedroom my brother and I shared".

"I" is nominative case. Using it as a possessive case is not good. Mine am good at grammar? Yeah. Easy substitution: would you use We, us or our? What Piggy is doing is saying "We's" as a possessive, "My brother and I, we's bedroom...". It is beyond pants on the head retarded.

Does the tweet referenced under the spoiler say that Rikki and Kyle shared a bedroom? This I did not know. Now I wonder if twitter's @neutralbutkind will share some stories about his older, stupider brother.

 

[Post Reply]

This dude JJAXX is "Well ACKchuwally-ing" Patrick's murder threats against Ade, Annabelle, and Jon. Shameful display.

 

[ilovejews]

I think Rick just came face to snout with the man he wishes he was.

I think Ricky boy could win this one, hear me out, guys. The guy wearing the cowboy hat would bolt as aoon se he saw Fatso's "rage erection".
I know I would.

 

[Tablet County]

I think Ricky boy could win this one, hear me out, guys. The guy wearing the cowboy hat would bolt as aoon se he saw Fatso's "rage erection".
I know I would.

And how's cowboy gonna see Fat's rage erection, with a microscope?

 

[Bagger 293]

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And there it is, third tweet down. "My brother and I's". What has Rikki got against the use of the proper pronoun, my? My and my brother's, my brother's and my, or even, my brother and me, our.

I wonder what trauma Ma Raven inflicted on her little piggy when he said "my" one time too many.

I'm conflicted. On one hand I would like the judge to rule on the motion to dismiss ASAP. On the other hand, Letting Rikki and Nikki twist in the wind is PFG too.

It's been discussed before in this thread, I think some have argued that "my brother and I" is treated as a single unit so using the possessive form is acceptable. It just sounds incredibly awkward though, like he's trying to use some fancy grammar he doesn't really understand. Tons of ways to rephrase it, like "the bedroom my brother and I shared".

But if you really wanted to do it that way wouldn't it be "my brother and me's" anyway since the two of them together are the object of the sentence? (Happens in other places with genitive constructions, like how it's "a piece of me/him" and not "a piece of I/he".)

Obviously then, because "me's" looks so stupid, he would realise why we have a possessive pronoun, free of charge to use. But then I'm no successful family man, six-figure author and all around slender guy of a healthy weight like Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[ilovejews]

And how's cowboy gonna see Fat's rage erection, with a microscope?

20/20 sight is the hallmark of every true patriot, brother.

 

[Tablet County]

20/20 sight is the hallmark of every true patriot, brother.

He'll need 2000/20 to see that shit

 

[AprilRains]

This dude JJAXX is "Well ACKchuwally-ing" Patrick's murder threats against Ade, Annabelle, and Jon. Shameful display.
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I want to think that's a troll account. If it isn't, maybe he needs to calm down before he claims that he'd murder someone. Such a statement could lead to legal issues later.

 

[Something Awful]

Rick tries to justify his incurable Twitter addiction.










tl;dr Rick keeps using Xitter because he thinks he's objectively doing the opposite of adding value. Which is basically true, but for his entire existence.

 

[Louis Beans]

Rick tries to justify his incurable Twitter addiction.

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How noble Rick, bleeding Musk dry by using his service. Stupid, bloated fatbody.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

How noble Rick, bleeding Musk dry by using his service. Stupid, bloated fatbody.

This get retard doesn’t know the difference between fixed operating costs and incremental ones. He’d cost musk more if he ponied up and got revenue sharing for his million-view banger tweets.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Gen Con Fires Its Entire Staff Of Woke Sci-Fi And Fantasy Writers From Its Writers' Symposium​

Gen Con might be making moves to get away from woke activism, possibly from complaints of science fiction and fantasy fans who want the Writers' Symposium to be about writing.​

Here, one would see the likes of Cat Rambo, former SFWA president, and Monica Valenteinelli, a woman who publicly attacked OdysseyCon and bowed out because she didn’t want to be associated with a “known sexual harasser” which she accused a man of with no evidence. Patrick S. Tomlinson, a failed author and mentally ill Tweeter who infamously sued an online forum because they made fun of him, is also a guest year after year.

Has piggy squealed about this yet?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I am saddened to hear that the little girl is actually Patrick's but I wish her continued excellent stepdad who mitigate the damage Pat did.

You mean the second step father since the first one died and the mother was quick to find another man? After this one dies there will be a third. The woman has a thing for marriages. You also can't "cause damage" if you were never in the picture to begin with.

Nah, it's a reference to this infamous Pat boast:
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(Sure you did, Pat. Sure you did.)

Patrick has previously claimed that he has slept with 17 different women.
The real number is, in all likelyhood, two: Ade and Niki.

All of Patrick's huffing and puffing on the Internet is basically what you would get if a 12-year-old was trying really hard to sound like a tough guy - "I raped your mom!", "I get plenty of strange!", "I would spoon-feed you your teeth!" - except Patrick is doing it in his 40's.

So he claimed to have started going to conventions when he was 4? I have my doubts as that's something he's only started doing in his early twenties and only at smaller conventions to start.
I've seen the two women you've also been with, neither of them like geek culture. Hell your second wife has no interest in it and your first wife used it as an excuse to get with a better man.

I swah to fucking god, pig man throwing oink fits at normies is exponentially funnier than him throwing them at trolls....and i fucking love his oinkouts at trolls
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Guys from Fort Worth so I doubt he's pretending. Unlike the known LARPer, Patrick S. Tomlinson.

 

[Markorian]

Both Rick and Nick do this shit. Like it's so mega cool to be middle aged and so drunk you can't stand up straight and spout nonsensical tard babble.

To be fair, he spouts nonsensical tard babble even when completely sober.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I know more about guns than you and look at the country I'm in

Meanwhile you buy $20 Temu shit and think it makes you look like a bad ass. I'm amazed Brandon Herrera hasn't shown it on his cursed gun images videos yet.

If you can burn a flag you can sign a flag. You can't be allowed to do both.

Your side is also constantly disrespecting the flag anyways for the past decade. Just look at your government buildings and sports.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Pat WILL turn in his P90 Big Boy Toy when a 95 lb lady-cop asks him for it.

I would turn in my guns, but sadly I lost them all in a boating accident.

 

[AnOminous]

It's been discussed before in this thread, I think some have argued that "my brother and I" is treated as a single unit so using the possessive form is acceptable. It just sounds incredibly awkward though, like he's trying to use some fancy grammar he doesn't really understand. Tons of ways to rephrase it, like "the bedroom my brother and I shared".

My personal opinion on grammatical rules like this is if they're easily fixed and it also makes the flow better, do it, but if you have to go through torture to avoid something, outside of a formal setting where you have a style manual absolutely prohibiting it, just break the rule. It often even actually isn't a "rule" but just a custom.

To be fair, he spouts nonsensical tard babble even when completely sober.

When is he completely sober?

 

[Post Reply]

Those aren't the only balls Nikki keeps in her pocket.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

"Hilariously bad at it" It's because you're both fat and can't move well. Your future involves mobility scooters fat child. Enjoy your "My 600lbs Life" series documentary.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Those aren't the only balls Nikki keeps in her pocket.
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He's too fat to play pickleball, let alone tennis. You aren't fooling anyone piggy