Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[a hapless toad]

I know it's late to be asking this, but did she ever explain why she calls her organization Southern Tier Transgender Advocacy when she lives in Upstate New York?

Because she lives in the Southern Tier of "Upstate" New York.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Tier

 

[AfghanBlue]

Just curious -- has anyone here ever had Staphf show up in their dreams/nightmares? Because last night I did. I was supposed to wrangle her through a massive and labyrinthine shopping mall which was full of stores that sold nothing but luxury goods. Really high end clothing, shoes, accessories, home furnishings, the whole thing. At first she was sort of dazzled by the stuff and kept running off to look at/manhandle the displays, just wrecking things by handling them roughly; looking at them and then just throwing them on the floor. When the store personnel would approach her she would start shouting insults at them, inlcuding many of her favorite gems ("You want me dead, don't you?" "Come over here and rape me!" "You're a nazi!" "This is abelist!" "Where are the things for intersex folx?").
I don't really remember how it ended other than getting really lost in the mall and not being able to find an exit, or the way back to the entrance. Not a nice thing to wake up to.
This could be a sign to take a break from this thread but it's my favorite.
Yes, I know no1currs.

Thankfully not Staph, but I have ended up in the Tranch, usually trying to wrangle some sort of situation, too.
Just trying to make way through piles of hoarder junk and disorganisation to make some sense of things.

Interesting that it's a similar scenario.

 

[Sailor Swift]

I still don't think Staph is getting those "witches flight" tinctures. If she were, she'd be bragging about using it the historically accurate way followed by a tasteless joke about a broomstick.

That one "elixir" supposedly contains belladonna, datura innoxia, european mandrake root, and black henbane. If she were using this half as often as she brags about tripping balls, she'd likely be dead.

 

[Poonocchio]

No surprises that Siggy doesn't want to cuddle her

I'm glad we have confirmation. I worried a lot about her rubbing T cream on her. Also fuck you Steph you pedo defending waste of space.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

DOUBT. Even to the claim she can sing in English. Singing runes out of a book in a wobbly voice does not count. I would love to hear her singing along to Rammstein.

I want to know if she likes any artists who sing in German that aren't Rammstein, or if she's just hyperfixated on Till ever since his accusations of being inappropriate. She's so fake-edgy it hurts.

But not a black and white cat like Siggy...?

Every kitty is a good kitty, so the fact she had to specify orange cat annoys the fuck out of me because it just serves as proof she doesn't love Siggy as much because Siggy isn't Peetie or her childhood cat (Simba?). Dammit Staph, if you were really a cat person you'd love each and every kitty you own equally for all their cute little quirks.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

update:

What the fuck did she put in that chilli to make her so aggressive?

…T gel?

"Real-life contact"?

Staph has just openly admitted that she believes grooming/sexually abusing children via the Internet is acceptable.

At last, we get confirmation that she regrets NOTHING from the Deviantart saga where she groomed and manipulated children, and confirmation that she will absolutely do it again if she comes into contact with minors. The Internet Lumberjack needs to come and cut down that Internet right now.

I think this needs to be emphasized (reposting @Pee Your Pants ’s image)



“As far as I’m concerned, being attracted to real murderers and real children is okay, so long as you don’t make real-life contact.”

Besides her lumping someone becoming chummy with (convicted) murderers (when she only has the ghost harem) as a sort of distraction, she more or less straight up said that she is okay with pedophilia on Tumblr, which is a much more pedestrian site than her paraphilia Mastodon groups. Like naptime or anyone else could reblog that and it will stay on the site long after she changes handles or DFEs. Like it’s there right in the open. She wants people to know this.

Anti contact, my ass. This is the closest she’s confirmed that she’d go after kids in real life if she had the opportunity (because “anti contact” pedos think the same). If she’s not outright into TNH pedo shit right this instant, she is riiiiight on the ledge. Closer than she was on DA, even. I’m glad she’s made herself as disgusting on the outside as she is in, so she’s avoidable on sight.

That cat doesn't trust her.

Shit, I wouldn’t either. The fact that not even her cats (Peetie or Siggy) want to do anything with her is damning. Did Staph try picking at her paw pads too (or would if Siggy got close enough)? Or is it just her gross attitude and smell? #freeSiggy

 

[pink cigarettes]

What the fuck did she put in that chilli to make her so aggressive?

If I didn't know better I'd think it was a shitpost. What is this supposed to mean? You're tough because...you ate 2 bowls of chili? "Don't mess with me, I'll have explosive shits?" idgi

But not a black and white cat like Siggy...?

Excellent combo of unnecessary personal info, trying to goad the other person into politely asking about the aforementioned orange cat, sounding like a boomer shut-in. Mixed with a cringe-inducing attempt at using slang. Look out guys, Stephanie doesn't judge your cultural practices, and yet, she will "throw hands!" Uh oh! I totally respect that you want to eat house pets but also I'm going to beat you up now! Look out! I ate two bowls of chili!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Edit to add chilli update:

What the fuck did she put in that chilli to make her so aggressive?

That's just another instance of Staph's obsession with bowel movements.

 

[redcent]

i have something even better: my family has kept a decades-old cookbook featuring recipes from midwest grandmas from all across the county i was born in that's thicker than a bible, and probably read more than a bible. but there's only so many "margie's/susan's/sharon's/grammy esther's famous green bean casserole" recipes to try over the years before shit gets boring. even now my boomer aunties are starting to forgo the family cookbooks and magazines and now turning to their tablets for newer (to them) more *ethnic* recipes (if theyre not putting raisins in potato salad, anyway). grandma june's enchiladas are...edible, but abuelita juanita's are going to be absolutely bangin' and i'm grateful her immigrant grandkids translated the recipe and shared it online for white bread midwest/northern amerifats like yarbles and me. yarbs seems to be the only one who hasn't gotten the message.

this is our fams cookbook bible kinda harks back to the day before the internet (or when it was all dial-up and AOL chats) and it offered an escape from the meat and boiled veggies my parents mostly knew how to make.

It's westernised to hell and back, but nobody really cares. This is the taste of home now. My relatives are still not that internet savvy and aren't likely to get recipies online. But that's okay.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

"sing in modern German"
Reminder that Rammsteins lyrics are never very much more complicated than- (lyrics) Much polyglot! So also you can speak in modern German, natrulich?

Definitely agree with that, from what little I've heard of the band. I think everyone here who went through a weeby phrase (or just has a broad taste in music in general) could probably vaguely approximate the noises of a Japanese song, but that doesn't mean you speak the language.

Shit, I even know how to roughly approximate a few German songs thanks to my own high-school weeby phase (listen, there were some really bitchin' Kingdom Hearts AMVs set to E Nomine, don't @ me). But calling that 'speaking German' is like saying a parrot speaks English. Further, even... a parrot might have a vague idea of what those sounds are associated with.

 

[Chromeo]

Definitely agree with that, from what little I've heard of the band. I think everyone here who went through a weeby phrase (or just has a broad taste in music in general) could probably vaguely approximate the noises of a Japanese song, but that doesn't mean you speak the language.

Shit, I even know how to roughly approximate a few German songs thanks to my own high-school weeby phase (listen, there were some really bitchin' Kingdom Hearts AMVs set to E Nomine, don't @ me). But calling that 'speaking German' is like saying a parrot speaks English. Further, even... a parrot might have a vague idea of what those sounds are associated with.

A dedicated weeb can probably speak a few simple sentences of their chosen language, or can recognize certain words when spoken aloud. We all know Stephanie would be helpless if she suddenly appeared in Germany. Her obsessions are shallow and fleeting.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

No surprises that Siggy doesn't want to cuddle her.

Siggy is a baby and probably still in that kitten play-all-day mode. My lil guy was like this. Now that he's got a couple years under his belt, he's mellowed somewhat and has become more cuddly. Not saying that Siggy does like Staph -- not with the way she neglects her -- but it's not unusual for her to be unaffectionate right now.

Just curious -- has anyone here ever had Staphf show up in their dreams/nightmares?

YES GOD. I dream about lolcows more often than I feel is normal. The Staph dream that sticks out to me most was hilarious. She stalked me in the parking lot of my local grocery, coming up to me all menacingly and saying "you're Bojack, aren't you?" Then she shoved my disabled mother so I tore into her for being Mx Disability Activist attacking a little old lady with a walker. And somehow some creepy doll she called her baby ended up in my backseat, I was telling someone to get it out of there because it was gross. And then explained to my mother who she was as we drove away.

I went to that store shortly after the dream and had to keep my eyes open in case it was a premonition.

Who's gonna take one for the FRED and buy that Etsy wank and neck the whole bottle to see how strong it is?
Go and ask for Lokis side of the story.

This is really tempting ngl

 

[AfghanBlue]

Siggy is a baby and probably still in that kitten play-all-day mode. My lil guy was like this. Now that he's got a couple years under his belt, he's mellowed somewhat and has become more cuddly. Not saying that Siggy does like Staph -- not with the way she neglects her -- but it's not unusual for her to be unaffectionate right now.

So, I was sort of thinking that about Siggy too, but she's at least getting to about 2 now, and staph does have pictures of her reclining an chilling out all the time everywhere. So she's not just a mad ball of energy all the time.

Even the annoying very teenagebaby cats usually will have a bit of a cuddle, especially with their owners.

I bet she would be on (over 60s) knees in casa frig with a swiftness.

Meanwhile..

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I thought Siggy was under a year old for some reason, my bad. That's true about the photos of her chilling. Staph is just a pet repellent! Animals know.

lol, leave it to a homestuck.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even the annoying very teenagebaby cats usually will have a bit of a cuddle, especially with their owners.

I bet she would be on (over 60s) knees in casa frig with a swiftness.

It's funny that Stephanie's a huge witchy druid type, and yet so bad at being a cat owner (magic cred) and reading another mammal's cues (nature lore). I'd hope that the FtMosphere would tell her about lizards or rats instead, but I don't want to get @glass_houses upset again. Houseplants are an option; she still hasn't explained why a legally-certified Druid doesn't have a tumblr just for her two dozen houseplants and the rooted cuttings she pocketed from Lowe's.

@Bojack Horsekin a trip report on Stephanie's store-bought witch juice would be a deed to rival the Farmer who made and drank FitVeganGinger's hot cocoa. Remember, you have to chase it with Olipop.

 

[Chromeo]

Not to continue being a stalker child, has anyone else noticed that at the SEPP apartments there's an option in Google Maps to look at an empty apartment?

There are little dots in some locations that indicate a 3D photo sphere, every room in the apartment is mapped out. I'm pretty sure small apartment buildings like this have the same floor plan in every apartment, so we basically just got free pics of what Stephanie's place looks like without the furniture and grime.

 

[Bawbag]

That's nicer than my first apartment and it cost significantly more than $13pm!

 

[Sailor Swift]

If Staph knows she has a KF thread, do you think she lurks? Do you think she has our kiwi names all written down in a book for some baneful magic?

Eta: op mentions that she lurks. She should man up and come say hi to us properly.

 

[glass_houses]

That's nicer than my first apartment and it cost significantly more than $13pm!

It looks kind of crappy IMHO, that oven and kitchen looks like they've been there since the 70s. However, I have also lived in much worse places for a lot more money. If someone offered it to me for $13, I'd move in within the hour.

 

[Elixia Potions]

If Staph knows she has a KF thread, do you think she lurks? Do you think she has our kiwi names all written down in a book for some baneful magic?

They've mentioned their thread before many times, sometimes various members by name -- they've "cursed" the user who made the OP specifically, IIRC. They've also repeated things we've said on their socmed in order to give their answer because they're too pussy to make an account and reply here. So yes, they do lurk -- how often is debatable though. (Edit: grammar)