Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Jobama]

It's Satan's BELLLLLLLLLLL, doodt.

It'll have to do since Clint said he can't buy a $600 vintage railroad bell for his trailer.

This video got me thinking, how does Josh rationalize his love of church bells with his hatred of Christianity?
I know the answer is that he’s retarded and doesn’t, but just humor me

 

[AnOminous]

KYS fags, for real. You're almost more pathetic than normies, blue-pilled NPCs or whatever you call them. I am not surprised that reddit of all places were the main spot for all cobra-bashers. Makes sense. You'll probably try to make sure to delete any dissident as well, just like the fucking redditors that you are...

You sound super mad. Why so serious?

But tbh, even though I'm a bit of a tourist and don't spend much time here, I do, for the most part like kiwifarms. I just think you shouldn't go hard on Cobes, he's an alright guy. I really don't see why he would deserve it.

I don't get you weird tourists. The reddit scum who constantly harass cobes and do weird shit like buy airplane tickets for an insane axe-murdering cunt like Jessica to go stalk him consider us some kind of white knights because we find that shit retarded.

What the fuck is wrong with your brain that you think we're hard-charging on him? Have you even read any of the shit here?

Grow a brain dumbfuck.

 

[bookers]

it's kinda weird that people complain about us not being mean enough to cobra but also complain about us being too mean.
i just watch cobra bc i think he's funny and interesting. it's not that deep.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

it's kinda weird that people complain about us not being mean enough to cobra but also complain about us being too mean.
i just watch cobra bc i think he's funny and interesting. it's not that deep.

The faggots on reddit are out of their nigger monds

 

[bookers]

the cowbell clanging while he's making the mead is hilarious
thought it was even going reasonably well until he broke out the banana reeses lmao

 

[squirrely dan]

You're all a bunch of pathethic faggot NPCs in the end.

All the shit-talk is 89 level IQ "DuueeRh, the aUtistic mAn did somEthing which brEak a sociAl norm.. DueeeRh, LoOk aT mE gUys, I wOuld nevEr do thAt becaUse I fiT inTo sociEty anD lEt otHer peOple dEcIde fOr me. NOW leTs trY to Be FunNi anD baNd toGether tO piLe onTo the Odd PeRson aS a CoPe fOr OuR fAiLed LiFe... duUuUuuuUeH".

KYS fags, for real. You're almost more pathetic than normies, blue-pilled NPCs or whatever you call them. I am not surprised that reddit of all places were the main spot for all cobra-bashers. Makes sense. You'll probably try to make sure to delete any dissident as well, just like the fucking redditors that you are...

That's mean. Just because I like to laugh at people doing, cooking and literally brewing stupid shit I refuse to be called out for worrying for their safety. I dont know what you expect the people in this thread to do, should we engage in the dumbass gayops to epically trole joshy or what?

Look at the threads of people like Terry Davis, where people actually tried to help the guy or wanted to engage with him in a respectful manner, and in the end were legitimately sad that he died. Are all of these people faggy redditors as well? Or just human fucking beings that treat real life like real fucking life? Calm your titties, doodt.

(I am not comparing Cobes to Terry Davis btw, just citing examples.)

 

[BrosefJumanji]

I never thought I'd see someone describe Cobra as wholesome like come on man I like him too but dude shoots rope straight onto his floor lmao

The boy triggers a bunch of sympathy in the more retarded autists on here, it seems.

They blame everything on "retarded" and he ends up being a harmless, adorable infant in their minds.

Fucking with animals, cutting up sex dolls, fantasizing about torturing his troles to near death or torturing them by sitting on their face and farting as someone with eproctiphilia. All wholesome normal stuff you wouldn't bat an eye at from someone in your family or inner circle...

Cobes is incredibly evil, cartoonishly evil, but he is pathetic and hapless to such a degree he is completely harmless to anyone outside of street trash and his own family. He isn't "too nice", he is conflict avoidant.

I mean, you are dealing with people who unironically call him an "outsider musician".

 

[Cambiar]

Has he gotten any sort of alcohol from the meads he's made, or do they just turn into a surgery sludge?

I think he makes dank drink combos with his jenkem mead and hard A

 

[Poonocchio]

You're all a bunch of pathethic faggot NPCs in the end.

All the shit-talk is 89 level IQ "DuueeRh, the aUtistic mAn did somEthing which brEak a sociAl norm.. DueeeRh, LoOk aT mE gUys, I wOuld nevEr do thAt becaUse I fiT inTo sociEty anD lEt otHer peOple dEcIde fOr me. NOW leTs trY to Be FunNi anD baNd toGether tO piLe onTo the Odd PeRson aS a CoPe fOr OuR fAiLed LiFe... duUuUuuuUeH".

KYS fags, for real. You're almost more pathetic than normies, blue-pilled NPCs or whatever you call them. I am not surprised that reddit of all places were the main spot for all cobra-bashers. Makes sense. You'll probably try to make sure to delete any dissident as well, just like the fucking redditors that you are...

Is this reverse psychology? Are you Paypig Chris? Wtf are you even sperging about. Lurk more ffs.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Cobes is unintentionally one of the funniest people I've ever seen. If he was some elaborate Andy Kaufman style bit, he'd be a comedy genius. Watching him try and coach potential school shooters about how he turned his life around by focusing on productive things like "playing the guitar... or drinking alcohol," is legitimately laugh out loud funny.

Ignoring all the weird shit the troles say about him, his worst life choices mostly hurt himself. He eats and drinks gross shit, neglects his personal hygiene to the point of medical problems, and he slays 0.005/10 Boghag pussy. None of those problems really affect me and it's Cobes himself who has to pay the price for them.

He's 100% the weird kid you knew in grade school who would eat bugs for money and always smelled like a wet dog. And like that weird kid back then, I don't know why people aren't content to just let the poor BOY be and just sit back and occassionally marvel at whatever weird gross shit he's decided to do now.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

In about 3 hours and 15 minutes you can watch a regular person try out Cobra's "Dank Nachos"
This guy has also done multiple Cooking with Jack recipes, including Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Better not look like GG Allin’s reanimated corpse suddenly springing to life and sitting up in its coffin BOY!

 

[ibeatmywife]

In about 3 hours and 15 minutes you can watch a regular person try out Cobra's "Dank Nachos"
This guy has also done multiple Cooking with Jack recipes, including Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.

Ah the fish and cheese nachos he microwaved and then let sit on the counter for hours before consuming. Absolutely exquisite I hope he let them sit out for the most authentic experience.

 

[Captain Howdy 666]

I gotta say that I have never understood the people who give Cobra shit.
I genuinely always thought he was pretty wholesome. If you fuckers indirectly drives him to off-himself I will forever hate all of you.
He just looks slightly odd and is wholesomly autistic.

I think most of us feel this way. Might talk a little shit here and there, and fall into some thoughtloops (is Clint a bad doubledown? Should grouphome kfc?), but overall the people here are mostly positive/sympathetic to the boglim.

Much more authentic than most of you fuckers. He unironically probably even have had a better sex and love life than half of you. I know it's not a high bar, but still. Props where props should be given.
Stop fucking with cobes ffs!

And here's where you lost the plot. Are you maybe a lost redditor?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Better not look like GG Allin’s reanimated corpse suddenly springing to life and sitting up in its coffin BOY!
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Better not solve the puzzle box BOY.

 

[Fortyone]

Sex is his kryptonite. I fear the only thing that will end NAL's reign is another, slightly less fucked up woman.

This is 100% true sadly. The only way one person could stop nal is if some poor woman takes one for the team and rides the boglim's stink stick before methica can get there. And if she's desperate enough to do that chances are she might be just as bad really.

I suppose there's also a chance methica could try to actually kill him if he gets with another woman though, judging by how she reacted to him jerking off that one time

I gotta say that I have never understood the people who give Cobra shit.

At first most people were really interested in cobra for being a wacky and authentic character who had other wacky white trash friends and the funny situations they got their low IQ selves into. Scrapper Steve the goat fucker, homeboy scotty the manipulative deadbeat dad, Alex Anderson's genuine comradery with cobra, warlord's insane antics, darf's strangely wholesome bumbling behavior, etc. And somehow this zany autistic guy still got laid and had girlfriends which was nice to see (and usually funny). It was kind of like irl trailer park boys.

Hell the original documentary was actually really good and explored his weird but endearing life and the people in it.

People started to hate on him after he stopped trying to get a girlfriend, stopped trying to get a job, stopped leaving the apartment for anything ever, stopped filming outside and stopped bike riding, stopped making wands or anything to sell and started only posting "joke" and "rant" videos with no livestreams. Basically people were really disappointed that he failed at literally every chance, stopped trying, and became an alcoholic shut-in that doesn't produce any of the old fun content.

After that the content about cobra started changing to how disgusting his food hacks are, his rages and meltdowns, weird rants, etc. Which invited a more cynical and sadistic audience. Sadly cobra only has himself to blame for giving up and existing only to drink, inhale duster and smoke, jerk off, and ebeg for just enough to keep that cycle going. Beleive me I want nothing more than for him to pick himself up and start living his life again but as someone who's watched him for 5+ years you start to learn hope for cobra improving his life is futile.

 

[Orange Piccolo]

Better not solve the puzzle box BOY.

This is when his regardation would be a boon.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Cobes is unintentionally one of the funniest people I've ever seen. If he was some elaborate Andy Kaufman style bit, he'd be a comedy genius. Watching him try and coach potential school shooters about how he turned his life around by focusing on productive things like "playing the guitar... or drinking alcohol," is legitimately laugh out loud funny.

Ignoring all the weird shit the troles say about him, his worst life choices mostly hurt himself. He eats and drinks gross shit, neglects his personal hygiene to the point of medical problems, and he slays 0.005/10 Boghag pussy. None of those problems really affect me and it's Cobes himself who has to pay the price for them.

He's 100% the weird kid you knew in grade school who would eat bugs for money and always smelled like a wet dog. And like that weird kid back then, I don't know why people aren't content to just let the poor BOY be and just sit back and occassionally marvel at whatever weird gross shit he's decided to do now.

I've actually been really interested in why people hate cobes so bad from all the way back before the reddit got nuked. I joined an alog discord and his fb group and tbh most people seem to have misplaced emotions, they say they hate cobes, but if you asked them to say why they would just list a bunch of things that they found disgusted/repulsed by. Alot of people are simply disgusted with him to the point they mislabel it as hate. There are people who genuinely hate him though and want to see him dead, I can't speak for all of them but the ones I got to know like that were very miserable in their real lives. I've brought it up before but one guy would get super upset if anyone bought cobes anything but rot gut alcohol, he had a meltdown when cobes got sent the nice 90 dollar bottle of liquor and ruined it with epic drink combos. Literally crying in chat and getting so mad he was saying he wanted to beat his wife and kids all over someone not sending josh rotgut vodka.

 

[Giant Machine]

Fuck it, if that bitch actually ends up in Casper again I am going to make a full report to Wyoming Dept of Family Services. Josh is literally on disability so he may be protected by this.

From the site:
"The program serves vulnerable adults which means any person 18 years of age or older who is unable to manage and take care of himself or his property without assistance as a result of advanced age or physical or mental disability."

Josh can't live alone without government assistance. There is literal video evidence of a mentally disabled man being abused by that bog cunt. I AM SICK OF IT.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

Fuck it, if that bitch actually ends up in Casper again I am going to make a full report to Wyoming Dept of Family Services. Josh is literally on disability so he may be protected by this.

From the site:
"The program serves vulnerable adults which means any person 18 years of age or older who is unable to manage and take care of himself or his property without assistance as a result of advanced age or physical or mental disability."

Josh can't live alone without government assistance. There is literal video evidence of a mentally disabled man being abused by that bog cunt. I AM SICK OF IT.

That’s an idea. But you might also get a female case manager on the phone calling the boy. If a of age female calls the boy when the hag is there it’s certainly game over.