Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

And she's incredibly proud of it and twists her arm at awkward angles to show it off in every picture. Very funny because the design looks like it was lifted directly off a t-shirt from a Goodwill in Idaho.

She displays her swinger pineapple with pride too.
But can you even call it swinging when she's been dumped by Aaron already? Washed up and coked up humanoid fleshlight for Balldoskelly's little needle.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I don't see a divorce happening. Nick's family is a huge part of his ego. It's easier to let Kayla get pilled up and sit around like a lobotomized retard watching Star Trek and playing with Legos all day. If Kayla miraculously grows a spine and files for divorce, she'll likely get a poor outcome. Her family is a bunch of yokels. Nick's family is rich and will do anything to sweep for him, including lying to the court like Bobby The Broom did. It certainly doesn't help that there is a clip of her saying she's a bad mother who does nothing, and how Nick is the greatest dad who does everything in the house and for the kids and she does nothing.

America is so biased against men in divorce it's appalling. That clip doesn't matter at all. All she has to do is pin Nick as the abusive one for starting the coke and swinging and accuse him of coercing her into it, and there's no amount of money or fancy lawyering that's going to save Nick. I don't think you understand to a divorce court how absolutely KINO'd Nick would truly be. She might even be able to nuke the trust fund depending on the judge and how it's written. She could theoretically take everything from Nick at any time. The reality is, Nick has done so many horrible, terrible things that she can accuse him of, there's literally nothing stopping her from anally raping Nick in court. She could probably drive him to suicide if he weren't such a narcissist. The only thing holding Kayla back from doing this is the idea of raising 5 kids on her own and sheer laziness.

 

[Plate of Shrimp]

I spent 92 seconds in MS paint and made a thing.



Here's a story
of a brokedick lawyer
who really, really likes the smell of coke.
Drugs and whiskey
have left him flaccid
he got a balldo

Here's a story
of a ragged coke hag
Her body destroyed from having 5 kids
She spends her days
zoned out on benzos
and watching Star Trek

Then the hungry, dirty children
met a pastor
and he knew it was much more than a hunch
That this group
must somehow form a qover
And that's the way they all became
the Balldo Bunch

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Live footage of Rekieta in the shower texting Null right now how he's still a streamer and going to prove us all wrong very shortly:

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

America is so biased against men in divorce it's appalling. That clip doesn't matter at all. All she has to do is pin Nick as the abusive one for starting the coke and swinging and accuse him of coercing her into it, and there's no amount of money or fancy lawyering that's going to save Nick. I don't think you understand to a divorce court how absolutely KINO'd Nick would truly be. She might even be able to nuke the trust fund depending on the judge and how it's written. She could theoretically take everything from Nick at any time. The reality is, Nick has done so many horrible, terrible things that she can accuse him of, there's literally nothing stopping her from anally raping Nick in court. She could probably drive him to suicide if he weren't such a narcissist. The only thing holding Kayla back from doing this is the idea of raising 5 kids on her own and sheer laziness.

If Kayla wanted out, all she would need is a good lawyer to get a deal for her in return for testifying against Nick as the one who brought drugs into the house.

Then she can take his criminal case and go through family court, take the children, get alimony and child support and leave him sitting there with Ape the Fleshlight who has no income.

Justifying the divorce would be super easy, just present the history of swinging, Nick felony drug charges (or conviction), claim it was all him bringing those things into the house and ruining the marriage (friends were a bad influence, some of which make pedophile jokes about children of people they know) and thanks to the biased court system he would be lucky to see the kids once per month.

The Milk potential of this train wreck is near limitless.

 

[Melty Butter]

If Kayla wanted out, all she would need is a good lawyer to get a deal for her in return for testifying against Nick as the one who brought drugs into the house.

America is so biased against men in divorce it's appalling.

Not so much in MN. It's among the most "progressive" states for giving shared custody of kids to fathers and "fairer" settlements. (Quotations because it flips the script on the generally accepted feminist version of progressive and fair.) I know this how? Nick discussed it when criticizing the red-pill/Tate crowd, and I fact-checked him. With hindsight, interestingly, he knew these facts.

That clip doesn't matter at all. All she has to do is pin Nick as the abusive one for starting the coke and swinging and accuse him of coercing her into it, and there's no amount of money or fancy lawyering that's going to save Nick.

Maybe. Maybe not. This thread has detailed Kayla's history, including:

• Use of drugs (prescriptions, CBD) going back many years.
• She never cooked.
• The CPS documents detailed that the church teacher believed the younger kids were not being properly taught at home. This was Kayla's responsibility.
• Nick did the most of the driving the kids to extracurriculars; he appears to have been the public face in parenting the children.

Regardless of the hypothetical outcome, we can all agree that Nick is capable of dragging out a court proceeding for years, and has the financial means to do so. He revels in it. Divorces can take several years to settle. Is Kayla capable of that sort of fight? Pressing all the Xes.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

I was just thinking about how the cop at Denny's joke has become truly hilarious and is funnier each time I see it referenced and how it wouldn't have happened without the context of what Nick has done to himself and his life. He really is an amazing comedian, going way beyond what normal comedians do, sacrificing everything for his art. For him it's not enough to tell the joke - he becomes the joke.

We already have gonzo journalism. Time for balldo comedy.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Nick is calling Null a pedo again on twitter *by implication

Wow Nick, nice work for giving Montagraph more ammunition for his case.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think the Ana thing will have pissed him off a lot. It's not only that she said she was following it, she also admitted she didn't know who he was until this whole saga started.

It also indicates that TYT will likely cover his story when he gets convicted and who knows how much salacious stuff they will reveal.

Perhaps he is afraid his story will be picked up by some large YT show? Can you imagine Keemstar, Hasan PokerStars, Ethan Klein, or TYT going fill alog on Nick? The tattered remains of his internet clout and noteriety wouls be burned to ashes.

In a year where DSP has a mini-redemption arc, Nick is intent on self-immolating.

Can’t remember the time frame, but Nick did mention once something along the lines that people would be surprised at how swingers are “normal” people, the type you’d not expect, like regular couples you’d see shopping in the grocery store…or would know from church. It brings up the question, as to how exactly, Nick would be privy to this insider information.

Is it likely they had previous swinging partners? Very much so. Did anyone who is in the know ever mention a number? Not that I know of and not that it has been mentioned here, which it would have been 100% if it had been brought up by Nick/Kayla/April/Aaron.
The only people I trust to have a non 100%-made-it-the-fuck-up opinion are those directly involved as a swinging partner, otherwise I just don't see how they would know.

The other implications that make this unlikely would be that one person (supposedly outside the swinger group) was aware of 6-7 multiple relationships that would ostensibly be kept quiet in such a conservative Scandinavian social group. The odds of this are laughable.

At some point before that, the rants started because Nick got invited to an adult social event at his church and decided to share his ideas on onlyfans moms with the other people. They were not accepting of his ideas and that is where the church thing started IMO.

It was supposedly a group for couples with children, but when Nick and Kayla got there, supposedly it was a bunch of older couples (oldren than Nick and Kayla who were 40) who had no idea what Nick's life was like.

The thread speculated this was a soft intervention from the church and opportunity for the pensioner generation to steer the wayward back to the path.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I really want to know if I could even get it working since I only have one ball since I lost one to testicular cancer.

Theres no reason it ahouldn't. After all its called the Balldo not the Ballsdo.
The only thing is strapping a testicular torsion device made from cheap Chinese silicone-like plastic might very well end up costing you the other one too.
Its better to be safe than sorry..

I´m ready for my deviant stickers but it should be in the right angle to press the woman´s pudendal nerve in the anus if it accompanies the cock angle. I think it would be only worthy in the missionary or cowgirl position tbf because you want both of the "attack vectors" pushing against the abdomen, not the back. Pushing back the balls also feels pretty good because of some nerves you have there so the recoil of something stiff as the balldo could feel nice but I certainly would discard cowgirl in this case because I can see a lot of ways to hurt yourself. I think it´s just a way to make missionary better.

You seem to have done your research and while you admittedly make a far better Balldo salesman than Lord Balldo himself there is no force on Earth or Heaven that would make me want to attach that Godforsaken device to my scrotum.

 

[SMOCAINE 4]

thanks to the biased court system he would be lucky to see the kids once per month.

Ok I was pretty skeptical of any divorce speculation earlier. But … only having to see the kids once per month?! Sounds like a reason to talk Kayla into a divorce.

 

[Strix454]

t was supposedly a group for couples with children, but when Nick and Kayla got there, supposedly it was a bunch of older couples (oldren than Nick and Kayla who were 40) who had no idea what Nick's life was like.

I don't remember anything about it being a matter of age. Nick certainly went on and on about how they had no idea what Nick's life was like. But I think it was more of a general cope by Nick to reject social interaction with the community than a specific matter of age. As far as I remember it was more about his "fame" in social media than his age.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Bingo card update, the three have been completed.
The ceiling cats version hinges on a few unlikely entries.

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Maybe Balldoskelly was funded by the Kemlin, look at those Zs.

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This one will never be completed because he's a belligerent skeleton.
Or he can get sued again, balldo's in your park Nicky.

Our most likely option on the last one is gets sued for defaming someone again. Really depends on if he stays off twitter or gets back to streaming- then it's only a matter of time.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Gobermental is correct. "Johnny Kush" is the mixed race mentally ill burnout host of the "Marijuana Happy Hour" podcast. He's been a (very) minor side character in the "Who Are These Podcasts" universe where he is covered for repeatedly (and unsuccessfully) picking fights with/begging for attention from various Dabbleverse nobodies.

If my recall of the lore is correct, he was involuntarily committed sometime in the last year or two, and has been ranting lately about his many imagined sexual escapades due to a fictitious sex addiction.

He knows nothing about Imholte or Nick aside from what he's read online, and is just making shit up because it's a topic that gets him attention. He may end up being a future lolcow topic in his own right, but can safely be ignored on any Rackets related issues.

Examples of his high quality thoughts can be found here: https://x.com/marijuanahappy

If you asked me last year if the Dabbleverse would gain prominence in the life and times of Nick Rekieta I would call you a retard, and yet here we are.
There sure seems to be some strange people over there.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I don't remember anything about it being a matter of age. Nick certainly went on and on about how they had no idea what Nick's life was like. But I think it was more of a general cope by Nick to reject social interaction with the community than a specific matter of age. As far as I remember it was more about his "fame" in social media than his age.

I'll have to search for the clip, but I distinctly remember Nick saying that this was supposed to be a group for children with younger children, but everyone there was 'old'. He breanched off their age into saying that beciase they were not streamers, they could not really understand his life and struggles--and no one else really could unless they were in a similar position. This was a justification for why he did not go back tk the group.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's probably been done but the orange shower inspired me.View attachment 6410544

Kinda doing James Sunderland dirty comparing him to Lord Balldo, James went to Silent Hill because he was consumed by guilt after mercy killing his wife, after he realized part of him was glad she was dead when he grew to resent her when she got sick.
He never uprooted his 5 kids lives or gave his 9 year old daughter cocaine.

That shower looked straight out of Silent Hill. James may just be more noble than Nick because, at least, most of his dark urges stayed dark urges. Nick spent all his money on coke, passed aroumd his wife, and let Jamaican men fuck him up the ass. Not even the writers of SH2 could've conjured up his every day depravity.

Which leads me onto thinking Silent Hill appears different for everyone depending on a persons personal demons, which makes you wonder what Balldos Silent Hill would look like, and what sort of demons would be there?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Not so much in MN. It's among the most "progressive" states for giving shared custody of kids to fathers and "fairer" settlements. (Quotations because it flips the script on the generally accepted feminist version of progressive and fair.) I know this how? Nick discussed it when criticizing the red-pill/Tate crowd, and I fact-checked him. With hindsight, interestingly, he knew these facts.

How likely do you think it is that Nick browbeat Kayla with those facts and that HE knows the law and that she has no chance in court against him?
Also good to see that a state has progressive laws that give fathers a better foundation to establish their rights in custody cases.

Watching Alice Evans (who really deserves her own lolcow thread by now) ruin Ioan Gruffudd in their divorce proceedings is a really shameful example of the US justice system at work.

Ok I was pretty skeptical of any divorce speculation earlier. But … only having to see the kids once per month?! Sounds like a reason to talk Kayla into a divorce.

Oh, there is all the reason to be skeptical. It is pure speculation after all, but based on the level of lolcow milk the different scenarios would produce the divorce is a great option.

 

[AltisticRight]

Our most likely option on the last one is gets sued for defaming someone again. Really depends on if he stays off twitter or gets back to streaming- then it's only a matter of time.

That'll also be the very last demonic cat's allure. He'd be ticking off every single Satanic action by that point. Not sure if it's an indictment of my poor planning or his descent into depravity.
It's a high bar though. He might just keep his Aaron polisher shut.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

She displays her swinger pineapple with pride too.
But can you even call it swinging when she's been dumped by Aaron already? Washed up and coked up humanoid fleshlight for Balldoskelly's little needle.

At this point April is more of a dangler than a swinger, or perhaps even a clinger in the toilet humor sense.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

That'll also be the very last demonic cat's allure. He'd be ticking off every single Satanic action by that point. Not sure if it's an indictment of my poor planning or his descent into depravity.
It's a high bar though. He might just keep his Aaron polisher shut.

I love how the final card's bingo has come down to either Angel Cat convincing him to finally, belatedly, PULL UP or the Devil Cat whispering in his ear to hurt those he hates by maligning their character with the worst insult imaginable.

Even at the end of the card, Nick still has the choice to put an end to this madness. And he'll spitefully choose not to.