That and he fears the phrase "An interesting new matter of public record attached."
He's probably making a lot of shower calls/texts though. I wonder if he wears the Balldo in the shower when he does that and how many rings he puts on it.
At this point too many are not enough.
I am going to pull this from the Aaron thread because it adds a new dynamic on Nick's swinging i don't recall being discussed or even being suggested. At 6:14 the Kush guy makes the claim Nick has been swinging for years(6-7 different couples before Aaron) inside the church and only when he brought in an outsider(Aaron) did the church turn on Nick. The years bit isn't really new but the church connection is new. Does anyone recall the timeline of Nick attacking church people and when Arron started to appear?
Remember when he made fun of a certain pig when he sharted because IT WAS FUNNY? How times have changed, now the two are pretty much the same.
I could buy swinging with 6 or 7 more couples because those things just happen at swing parties but definitely not in the same arrangement they had with the Imholtes, a de facto polycule.
It's over. It's kind of wild how irrelevant Nick became after under 6 months of hooking up with April then getting busted.
Every time he streams since June, he tends to drop another 1k subscriber threshold. Twitter doesn't really matter as much, especially since he tends to run his mouth in the replies, that won't be in followers' feeds.
I think the Ana thing will have pissed him off a lot. It's not only that she said she was following it, she also admitted she didn't know who he was until this whole saga started.
He started attacking them around November-December of 2023. But he implied around the same time that he had been invited to a church group who couldn't understand his life because they were not streamers and didn't realize that you can't believe everything you read about streamers online. Probably, he was confronted about substance abuse or swinging, but he didn't give enough info to determine what specifically was said.
Forming the nucleus of a cult is hard work, and expanding beyond that harder still. Nick has the capacity to psychologically break down the initiates with his constant balldo-bombing but to maintain a core group of mindfucked retards is too much maintenance work for his lazy ass to endure. So instead of the Branch Balldinian we get a sad throuple that the kids have been removed from all because Nick is too lazy to keep up even a semblance of being a functional human being.
Just to clarify by 'inside the church' i meant other couples who went to the church. Not that he actually had swinger parties at the church itself.
He has brought April and Aaron to their church
I'm going to guess that their nice Lutheran Church members did not all operate as a Sex Cult. That speculation sounds a bit out there. Even by Nick standards. Not that I doubt that Nick would behave in such a manner. I just don't think you would find that many people in a church who actually like Nick, let alone would fuck him.
It also indicates that TYT will likely cover his story when he gets convicted and who knows how much salacious stuff they will reveal.
No. The ship has not sailed. Divorce is never off the table for these Lolcows. Divorce can happen at any time. The thing is, they're not at rock bottom yet. Nick can still sink lower. He might go to jail, and there's no guarantee she'll wait for him alone. Hell, she might go to jail, and she might decide she's a lesbian. These people are all crazy. It's never off the table that one of them is going to do something that pushes the other too far. Or one of them just decides "fuck it". Normally, you would think they're together for the kids, but they don't give a fuck about their kids and that's if they have the kids anymore...Bottom line is, that divorce arc is never off the table.
Yes, yes. You were so clever Nick keeping
