Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

Talking about the Aaron's charges relating to allegedly sending pictures of Kayla to Geno on air, Camelot331 implied that Nick was sending nudes of Kayla "around".

"That was a weird thing, I don't know if it was, like, the substance abuse, but Nick would send, like, a lot of weird shit around. It's just the Aaron guy was the worst person possible to send that shit to, because he'll send it to everybody."

Camelot adds "I would assume Nick sent it to Aaron."

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lol!

Camelot is really such a retard.

Yeah, sure sucks Kayla got pawned off like that. If only there was a way your good friend Nick Rekieta could have prevented it.

 

[Mr. Pierce]

"It sucks that Kayla got pawned off to Aaron, he's awful. April is hot, and it's based that Nick got with her."
Everyone on this panel is a degenerate and should face the wall.

The most interesting part of this is Coomalot admitting, by omission, that he finds Nick attractive.

 

[Desktop User2]

• Kayla filing for divorce and taking the kids

That ship has probably sailed already, maybe there is a miniscule chance if he doesn´t manage to get the warrant tossed - I´m pretty sure she delayed attaining a lawyer to the last minute and get a continuance just for Nick to have time to challenge the warrant and clear her as well - but that would be the smart thing to do and Kayla is as dumb as a bag of shit. Rackets is already burning assets to pay for his legal troubles, spending money on worthless shitty art, taking the second wife out on art exhibits. She is revoltingly stupid.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Was searching the OP for the rape anime reference and this sequence of consecutive posts caught my attention.

Many thanks for the reminder that this needs to be included in the more detailed supplemental OP posts that are in work.

The hair test should cover any illicit substances in the analysis.

Someone feel free to correct me as it’s been a bit since I first went through the docs.

I wouls defer to @trash cat or one of the others who brilliantly broke down the testing methodology, but I would think that police in a child removal situation would test for a broad spectrum of substances--perhaps even vitamin and iron levels for general health checks.

And yet, most people on well water manage it and don't wind up with murder scene bathrooms. Considering they obviously didn't use/maintain a proper water filtration/treatment system with an iron filter (despite living there for a couple of years), I'm guessing they also have not done testing for or management of coliform bacteria, lead, arsenic, nitrate, or manganese, all of which are common in well water in that area (see the link you included).

Poorly maintaining a stagnant water source like wells seems like a terrible idea.

Nick bitches about changing and cleaning his hot tub filter every 3-4 months and fails to pay his property taxes.

Do we think he would properly maintain a water filtration system?

I am a little bummed that the MAN-dy saga is slowly fading into irrelevancy. Granted, of course it is because it was a long time ago and this man is a child abusing junkie criminal now, so of course that's way worse and more interesting than simply falling for a catfish and being gay for it. But on the other hand, it's still my favorite Nick saga of all time. It'll always hold a special place for me lmao.

This is one of the absolute funniest things to come out of Nick's lolcowdom. The Hedo revelation, LOCALS posting, or Drexel groomer saga might have been more shocking, but MAN-dy was just tops for comedy.

I mean, only if we're certain the Kiwi timeshare isn't happening first.

The plan is to crowdfund Josh's new home in the US.

 

[Desktop User2]

Many thanks for the reminder that this needs to be included in the more detailed supplemental OP posts that are in work.

I just saw the pic of him holding a blu-ray somewhere in the thread, did he talk about his love for it?

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I don't think the universe is that kind to us but fuck me if it wouldn't be funny.

I can't remember who it was but some other lawyer on a stream I watched said Rivers was good and one of the YonuTube lawyers that had actually had some big time clients, whether thats true or not I don't know.

First, Rivers wouldn't put up with Nick's shit, and I don't know if Nick would be willing to pay this dude's rate.

That said, Rivers has repped all kinds of people including Afroman at some points.

From what's been said by Bruce, the channel is something that he is doing as a way to spend time with his adult son, who produces it all, as it appears they both enjoy doing it and obviously being successful helps. I forget where I heard it but his son might be on the spectrum.

Either way, his feelings for his son appear to be heckin wholesome.

 

[Father Time]

The Kiwis should hold a poll to decide what the next season will contain!

Possible twists:

• Kayla filing for divorce and taking the kids
• The oldest kids files for emancipation
• April, Kayla and Nick go on a road trip to Vegas and Nick never returns from the desert
• April and Kayla marry
• Police raids the house again after new reports about prescription drug abuse
• Kayla leaves Nick and takes the kids to live with Aaron
• Nick goes to jail after spending the entire money from the house sale on Barnes and White running a "muh rights" appeal to the MN Supreme Court

How about what will the different Rekietas be thankful for this coming Thanksgiving?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I just saw the pic of him holding a blu-ray somewhere in the thread, did he talk about his love for it?

Multiple times, in detail.

 

[Associate Rick]

Rumor has it that if we talk about the bodycam enough. Null will appear to call us all faggots

I heard if you say his name three times into a mirror he'll appear behind you with a pizza.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

How about what will the different Rekietas be thankful for this coming Thanksgiving?

Nick will be thankful Judge Pussy Liquor isn't trying his case. Kayla will be thankful divorce is easy to file for. The kids will be thankful that the cops took the guns what with this drug fueled maniac degenerate cuck they call a dad running around.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

@Fapcop You need to do some research into recent amateur porn uploads and screen them all for Coomalot and Kayla your wife
Nick would totally film it from the cuck seat.

From what I know, there are AI facial search engines. If Coomer and Kayla did the Nasty. Oh boy.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I heard if you say his name three times into a mirror he'll appear behind you with a pizza.

It doesn't work Goddamn it and I was hungry too, now I'm gonna have to cook.
Thanks for nothing.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I heard if you say his name three times into a mirror he'll appear behind you with a pizza.

We need to petition Scott Cawthon to make one more FNAF game where Dear Leader is the special night 6 boss

"Here's your pizza kid! NOM NOM NOM I bit your skull in half"

 

[3MMA]

This is one of the absolute funniest things to come out of Nick's lolcowdom. The Hedo revelation, LOCALS posting, or Drexel groomer saga might have been more shocking, but MAN-dy was just tops for comedy.

All of those are truly hilarious occurrences. My personal favorite was the OG Balldo reveal (though Nick never gave his promised full review.) Who the fuck does this? (Let alone thinks they could pull this off with no one laughing at them, not with them.) This cuck, that’s who:

non practing Esq.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta's last stream was August 28. With no stream last night, it's now officially over 2 weeks since he streamed.

Unless he's decided to stop streaming until his case is over (smart, but I don't think he'd do that), I think he's more or less done with streaming. If paid YouTube memberships and Locals subscriptions are anything like his YouTube subscribers, they may be dropping every time he streams.

This makes it sound like Coomalot banged Kayla in that Vegas suite that they shared while Nick occupied the cuck seat. Why else would he care?

I took it more that it sounded like Camelot was too stupid to understand that was what Nick wanted, to be honest.

 

[iniuit basketball pro 420]

smart, but I don't think he'd do that

Any benefit gained from not streaming is countered by running his mouth on twitter. Unless he's quit doing that too, all he's done is cut off a source of income to, what? Own the alogs with a content drought?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Any benefit gained from not streaming is countered by running his mouth on twitter. Unless he's quit doing that too, all he's done is cut off a source of income to, what? Own the alogs with a content drought?

It was a livestream that lead to the search warrant (at least in Nick's mind). Maybe the plan is to quit livestreaming before the cops show up with another warrant, find his secret baldo collection and arrest him on charges of being a shiesty faggot.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Any benefit gained from not streaming is countered by running his mouth on twitter. Unless he's quit doing that too, all he's done is cut off a source of income to, what? Own the alogs with a content drought?

He seems to have stopped tweeting for now. This is his last tweet

I suspected that he might be back in jail, but he's not in Kandiyohi or Streans county jails at least.
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[Gorton Colu]

Break out the suds, Nick and fire up a stream. You know you want to.

 

[Lemondale]

It's over guys hes not streaming anymore. Nick is scared.