Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 84 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 108 35.1%

  • Total voters
    308
Interesting case can be made that Nick, reaching similar levels of junkie-dom to Ralph, started using similar strategies in his feud.
Ralph projects every of his failures and flaws on Josh. It was for example:
“You wanted to kill your mother!” - Ralph didn’t even want to drive his ill mom to hospital.
“You escaped to Ukraine cos you scared!” - Ralph, while hiding in Mexico from law and due payments.
“Broke dick kiwi farms” - Memphis micro.

Now Nick seems to follow the same strategy:
“Josh was lapdogging me asking to ban users” - After Nick was *implying* that he should ban some users.
“Josh just lies and pulls stuff out his ass” - Rakieta, having endless lies documented left and right.
“Null has autism and doesn’t get social clues” - Nick, a man who often comes out in interaction as a creepy sex pest, not realizing it might make people uncomfortable.

And now:
“Null is very sus with pedo stuff” - Nick, while being buddy buddy with Dick, vito, groomer Drexel, etc.

Makes you go 🤔
 
At the very least it would explain why the latest filing in the case, to quote Sean, "doesn't look like hammered dog shit."
That is only the look, the content is still dogshit.
They got a paralegal to format it for them, but nobody proofread properly or Pomplun's rank switching between Detective and Deputy would have been caught.

I have the suspicion that multiple people were working on this and depending on who wrote which part the rank changes.
 
A bold implication from a man coomer whose anime of choice in recent years is Redo of a Healer which features underage sex/rape with ages ranging from thirteen to fifteen.

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The above combined with Nick's taste in quite small/skinny pornstars, love for American Beauty (and his reasons why), defense of Cuties, and known associates with certain pedophilic leanings all imply that Nick could have a very unhealthy interest in underage boys and girls.

Nick is a disgusting moron for trying to bring Null down to his level like this.
The time when this shit went borderline mainstream was a great moment to see which "online personality" is a true and honest degenerate. Spoiler: It's all of them.

And people talk about the "rape anime" in the same uwu-speak that reminds you of the Zoo sadist leaks. Fucking freaks.
 
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State v. Lolcow
 
Nick’s chances for a “good” deal decrease each time he accuses County officials of being liars or manufacturing evidence or trumping up charges against him. The more he does that, the more likely it is that the County Attorney is going to say “It’s worth spending the money taking this case to trial rather than letting Nick walk with a deal just so that I can rebut in Court these false accusations against my department, the Court, County Police, and CPS”.

If Nick keeps this up, eventually any deal on the table isn’t going to be worth taking.

The prosecutor knows generally what the court will impose for a conviction. If that is probation with no jail time, the prosecutor is always going to offer a better deal than that as plea deals generally prevent appeals and require acknowledging guilt in open court.

The flip side is that Nick's atty should know what to expect on conviction. He may want to face trial to preserve appeals and maintain innocence especially if jail is unlikely.

I don't think the prosecutor is going to look at trial as a way to rebut false accusations. A guilty plea deal with Nick saying "Guilty" in open court does that much better. Trial would be a place where the accusations continue apace and get worse. Nick will be even more defiant at trial.
 
Rate me MATI but I really hope Nick suffers from DTs alone and with no one to help him at some point soon in life. Preferably when his chirren are all adults and have gone no-contact with him.

You can die from alcohol withdrawal. Just saying.
Wrong again! That won't happen because Nick said he is immune to alcohol addiction, stalker child!
 
Null disavowed what he watched as a kid

Nick's watching the same stuff, bought the blu ray as an adult, showed it off, and hasn't disavowed

Nick calls Null a pedo for something he does a worse version of

He also has a daughter that tested positive for cocaine, openly associates with people that talk sexually about children, and is currently fighting a child endangerment charge

I'm not saying anything, if you take anything from this, it's on you
I can't tell you the whole story about Nick and pedophilia, so of course people will believe what they want to believe--and they have every right to. But someday I'll be able to tell the real story and it will blow your minds.
 
Talking about the Aaron's charges relating to allegedly sending pictures of Kayla to Geno on air, Camelot331 implied that Nick was sending nudes of Kayla "around".

"That was a weird thing, I don't know if it was, like, the substance abuse, but Nick would send, like, a lot of weird shit around. It's just the Aaron guy was the worst person possible to send that shit to, because he'll send it to everybody."

Camelot adds "I would assume Nick sent it to Aaron."



Supposedly there is a video of Camelot331 hinting at Kayla nudes being passed around. Anyone got a clip of him making that claim?
I think it's from this JACK show. (8/29/2024)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K80QPC2jK4M

Timestamped with full context (should go to 03:06:49)

 
Being too broke to sue is basically immunity, and depending on how many billable hours Randazza and the Barneswalker are putting in, i don’t know if anyone would be confident suing what appears to be a broke, unemployed bum. Broke bums can safely imply a lot of things, so I wouldn’t pay it any mind.

You don't have to pay judgements if your trust fund owns everything! CHECKMATE, CREDITORS!

I actually believe that Nick is sperging becuase he knows that his parents will bail him out of whatever hole he digs for himself. He can afford to chase his utopian ideals of Hedonism because mummy and daddy will be there woth trust fund money. He may have to say 'sorry' and pretend to behave, for a while, but they will insulate him from his consequences.

I'm looking forward to Nick's next Bible study stream, in which he explains to us all that "Jesus was a coomer, so stop being such a fucking prude."
He called Jesus an average man and a Sinner who visited whorehouses already. Calling him a coomer might be several levels of blasphemy below whatever that was.

As a Nick heresy enjoyed myself, I doubt he will really come back to this well that has long run dry. His initial foray into religious pontificating was an attempt to test the waters for how much he could push the envelope to get people to accept non-traditional sexual norms in the Church the same way they did in his streams.

Once he was fully exposed and lost credibility of 'Trad Christina man' it was merely spite for those Scandanavian incel prudes. He is not shocking or offending anyone now and his church has probably cut them off, so he doesn't get the dopamine from being an arse to them anymore. Even those on the Farms who follow don't react to his new heresies--they just get added to the list.

Pedo accusations are the only thing Nick has left. He can't call people cucks, degenerates, junkies, faggots or whores or any of the multitude other things he's mocked other people for in the past because he knows it'll only be thrown back at him. It opens the door for his audience to point and yell hypocrite and he doesn't have a comeback for any of that, so he avoids it.

He'll still call people "fat" despite the fact that he was starving his children to death a few months ago and both he and his wife were on the verge of illicit Drug-induced anorexia. Father of the fucking year btw.

This is a great point. Nick's content was largely punching down on weird lolcows (Maddox, Tonka, KickVic speds/defendants, trannys, crazy liberals, corrupt state agents, and the like.) The comedy came from Nick's superior position as a knowledgeable lawyer and moral family man. Nick has lost everything that made him credible and he has debased himself to no better than those he used to mock.

Nicn traded all his social capital for Balldos and blow.

What if Nick actually pulled up and got sober and is letting his lawyer handle things now and that's why he's not scheming , screaming and streaming?
:stress:

Any positive course correction is probably due to tard wrangling by his parents, in my opinion. They were fairly set to stay in MN for a while until the child issue was resolved, and despite what Nick says, the CPS case is NOT just over. He probably got the records sealed, but they don't just hand children back with no conditions after a few months.
 
Beating a dead horse but literally the only kind of people who ever assert they're somehow immune to addiction are addicts
I CAN STOP DRINKING COFFEE ANYTIME I WANT TO, I JUST DON'T WANT TO!!!!

Talking about the Aaron's charges relating to allegedly sending pictures of Kayla to Geno on air, Camelot331 implied that Nick was sending nudes of Kayla "around".

"That was a weird thing, I don't know if it was, like, the substance abuse, but Nick would send, like, a lot of weird shit around. It's just the Aaron guy was the worst person possible to send that shit to, because he'll send it to everybody."

Camelot adds "I would assume Nick sent it to Aaron."
Given that Nick was desperate to start sharing pics of his and Kayla's ass with whisky bottles clutched between their barely existent asses on Locals in a vain effort to attract other swingers, we can safely assume there's more than one pic of Kayla floating around now.

@Fapcop If you collect all the Kayla Muffin McGuffins do you then get to claim her as your wife or are the collectibles just a side quest?
 
@Fapcop If you collect all the Kayla Muffin McGuffins do you then get to claim her as your wife or are the collectibles just a side quest?
I guess you could consider them a side quest.

The way I see it though, each one of those nudes was an SOS from Kayla saying: “LOOK AT WHAT THIS BEAST MAKES ME DO! ISNT THERE A GOOD CHRISTIAN MAN WHO CAN SAVE ME?! HAAALP!!”

Sort of like smokesignals on a deserted island surrounded by balldos.

Lack of streams for so long indicates to me that Nicky Crackets is a little scared. He is either boozing or abusing prescription drugs right now to take the edge of and knows he would look too much like a sped if he streamed again.
He’s definitely getting fucked up, and is likely so drunk that his occasional sips from a cup totally not full of whisky, can’t hide it.

I’d expect him to do a little victory lap on one of the balldosweepers channels after Aaron’s arrest, but we didn’t even get that, so he must be hitting the bottle/balldo really hard.
 
I went back to watch Nick's stream about his motion to better understand what he thinks the Franks motion is about, and I noticed he ended up arguing with himself at one point. So, I made a stupid edit with a Phoenix Wright vibe:

Rekieta Law v. Rekieta Law - The Franks Motion

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Excellent work! I just wanted to point out that Nick somehow managed to use the same colors as the Ace Attorney lawyers from the original triology to debunk his own arguments. Meme magic might just be real.
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Lack of streams for so long indicates to me that Nicky Crackets is a little scared. He is either boozing or abusing prescription drugs right now to take the edge of and knows he would look too much like a sped if he streamed again.
It's too little, too late. If he  is going dark on streams to try to curb the alogging, continuing to make an ass out of himself on twitter isn't doing him any favors either. He's suffered a lot of deep, narcissistic injury (obvious from his attempts at lashing out) but he just can't help himself.

Edit: it's also  possible he's not streaming on the advisement of his lawyer given how the Frank's appeal is seeming to go for him. In balldoman's mind, something like "you need to stop talking online" probably becomes "well, I'm not  talking, I'm xeeting, there's a difference."
 
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This is a great point. Nick's content was largely punching down on weird lolcows (Maddox, Tonka, KickVic speds/defendants, trannys, crazy liberals, corrupt state agents, and the like.) The comedy came from Nick's superior position as a knowledgeable lawyer and moral family man. Nick has lost everything that made him credible and he has debased himself to no better than those he used to mock.

Nicn traded all his social capital for Balldos and blow.
Nick's streaming career was over the moment the Hedonism 2 stuff broke, you can see him begin to stop using common insults like cuck and degenerate etc. soon after, his avenues of insults and ability to mock lolcows became severely limited, something that was heavily impressed upon him first during the Pippa saga and shortly after with the Eric July saga, and even if Nick had managed to pull up he would never be able to do a Jack Murphy style stream again or mock better men, like Maddox, Tonka, Lemoine or even Ron Toye.

Yeah Nick, Ron Toye is now a better man than you and his email screeds less embarrassing than your own Xitter ones, think about that. He also did something that you're never going to achieve against Monty, he won.
 
Somebody told me that Nick Rekeita likes to kidnap little black children and grind them up into pepperoni in his basement. Is this true? Can someone confirm this?

Also I heard Null farted into his wife’s vagina. Anybody got a source?
An impeccable source is Aaron Imholte, and unfortunately he has been temporarily silenced, but it is true, all of it.
 
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