DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Derich Angel Voice]

I'm rewatching the Craig interview with Tevin's commentary over it and DSP's attempt to have a gatcha moment with Craig over not obsessively checking his email is hilarious.

This dumbass is terminally online and he can't comprehend people being busy with real life stuff like spending time with family.

I'm watching it as well. You gotta love that Dark thinks that since your being "cordial" with someone it excuses your actions. Everyone knows judges give lighter sentences to people who politely confess to robbery, larceny, rape and murder. Watching that faggot puff out his chest so proudly when he says "did you see me on casino show Craig?" made me furious watching him being so smug and arrogant. Was thinking that Craig was gonna softball him just to then politely gut piggy in front of his dents was very satisfying

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Whats Phils angle with Metokur, admit he's not bad at games since his old streams were just laughing at how terrible he was at GTA and that star wars game. Admit Phil isn't a total piece of shit when he woke up a sick Pandalee to cook him dinner cause hes busy playiing video games?
Another non specific apology?

I think with Metokur, he's hoping it'll be another case of making friends with someone in the KC sphere. This is obviously pure speculation, but I imagine if they ever spoke about it behind the scenes, KC were assuring Phil that Metokur was just joking around like they were whenever he previously insulted Phil, and he just wants to give Phil a fair shake. Phil is weird in that he's both incredibly paranoid, but also really gullible, so as long as someone tells him Metokur isn't out to get him, he'll believe it.

This dumbass is terminally online and he can't comprehend people being busy with real life stuff like spending time with family

Phil is the epitome of someone that acts like people cease to exist the moment they leave his line of view. It's one of the reasons he's such a bad liar, he forgets the people he's speaking to are also capable of comprehending reality. He thought he could lie about "bills" because he seemingly didn't realize that, bills are something all adults have to deal with and would know right away that you don't have to pay them every other day/you won't get services turned off at 12:01 the following day of missing a single payment etc.

It's also why he's deluded himself into thinking he's had some huge comeback. I won't deny he's doing a little better financially, but his video viewcounts have only seen a tiny uptick, and his chat is still relatively dead. Even after Joon's documentary, I'd still wager DSP is a relatative unknown to most people, or at best, he's still "the guy"

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Philsanigger claimed 20ms is too fast for him. He prefers 50-60ms so the inputs are slower but only if he manages his inputs correctly otherwise the game drops his inputs. Sound good? *snort*

Phil’s ideal lobby:

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Philsanigger claimed 20ms is too fast for him. He prefers 50-60ms so the inputs are slower but only if he manages his inputs correctly otherwise the game drops his inputs. Sound good? *snort*

Funny you say that because in memeology's latest SF6 salt compilation he's getting fucked up by a Ryu and he says "why? It's a 52ms connection. The guy has a fucking laggy connection so I can't block on reaction that's great"

0DF 1RF 52MS btw

Edit: might D, not memeology

 

[00R-Gundam]

THE STREAK ENDED! AGAIN!

NO WAY, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE CHANNEL AND KEEP HIM RELEVANT!?

 

[Smokeski]

I find it hilarious that he's so invested in these tip streaks. Like there may be some detractors that care about him getting tips. But I find his begging to be super funny. And he's been begging a lot more lately. Personally, I couldn't care less about dents sending him money, it just emboldens him to make more of an ass of himself. A little over a month ago he was super timid, and didn't start shit with anyone. Now he's starting shit with all kinds of people and its great. That said, all his tips go to scopely which is super hilarious too. Having deep pockets for gacha makes me feel totally owned. But, I'd feel less pwned if Phil spent money fixing his house and replacing his appliances. But I never have to worry about that.

 

[Balr0g]

And he's been begging a lot more lately.

It seems the KC guys rubbed of on him. You know Phil takes in habits of those around him like the snake laugh from Rambo or the goat laugh from Panda. Or more eggregious the Hoawrd Stern Isaac Himmler routine

 

[Shark]

It’s funny he keeps reviving the kings streak, if only he had this ego during the vest streak; he might have been able to do all these “fun” things years earlier

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

2am again. Jaha should've finished the job.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

2am again. Jaha should've finished the job.

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Holy shit Phil really has no idea what he's getting himself into if he's gonna fuck with the sektur

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I went to sleep last night, so blissfully unfelted knowing that the streak would end yet again. Then I hear he received $100 during the daily wrap and the streak continues??? I'm coping and sneeding right now. No dude shall be left unfucked

 

[FamicomGorby]

2am again. Jaha should've finished the job.

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I don't get why Phil is dead set on picking a fight with Ethan Ralph. Of all the 'tractors and dents, Ethan is the most likely to belligerently fly out to Renton just so he can "own" Phil, which would probably just consist of him drunkenly yelling outside the gate of Phil's street or fucking Jenna in an elaborate plot to produce a 3rd demon baby that gets foisted upon Kat and Phil somehow.

 

[Self Felted Felt]

I don't get why Phil is dead set on picking a fight with Ethan Ralph. Of all the 'tractors and dents, Ethan is the most likely to belligerently fly out to Renton just so he can "own" Phil, which would probably just consist of him drunkenly yelling outside the gate of Phil's street or fucking Jenna in an elaborate plot to produce a 3rd demon baby that gets foisted upon Kat and Phil somehow.

He's so non-committal with every single thing. After bitching about how he can't watch the LTG response because LTG doesn't archive his videos, DSP starts the Ethan Ralph segment on Twitter: "I guess he did a response video to me, but I'm not gonna watch this" why not? What is this non-drama-drama, it's retarded

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[The Southwest Strangla]

2am again. Jaha should've finished the job.

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His ego is getting too big. I can’t believe he started a retard fight with LTG and Ralph. Lmao

 

[San Dimas High School]

It's cool that when Keemstar wanted DSP on his show he'd bring up DSP occasionally which would send DSP into a pigrage ranting and raving about how Keemstar's being literally gay and DSP isn't interested, keep my name out of your mouth, etc. But now DSP devotes hours courting LTG like it's nothing, despite LTG clearly stating he isn't interested.

I don't know or care if DSP is gay or not but he's being really gay with LTG, that much is obvious.

 

[Coke Zero]

It'll will be interesting how long ppp and andy side with phil on this kind of stuff. Will they stick up for phil during all his retard fights or will they cut him off at some point? They obviously have their own reasons for going after the people they choose to go after, I'm sure they don't want their pet retard picking who they get into drama with.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I think if Phil sides with Keemstar as in doing work with him PPP will cut ties and go ham, he openly hates Keemstar after the lolcow live and he fucked Warski around with the boxing.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

PPP will cut ties and go ham

A fitting pun for a fatass. Very well said.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

it's so bizarre how getting invited onto some podcast by 2 retards pretending to be his friend caused his already over-inflated ego to expand over 10,000 times what it already was. i'd really like a psychologist to do a study on dsp

 

[Dirty Harold]

I just woke up from a lovely night's sleep, only to find when I threw off my blanket that my bed had been turned into felt! The King received a REAL $100 tip from an anonymous tipper to continue the KING'S STREAK. I'm so fucking done detracting dude. I can't stand this. I wish people would stop holding out on tips until the eleventh hour. The only thing I live for is Phil not making money. Fuck my life dude.

I think he's learning from Ethan Ralph with the anonymous 100 dollar tips. Gin brain meets Xanny Brain.