Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

I still fail to see why the balldo is even a thing.

I really, honestly can’t comprehend it.
It looks like it hurts. For both parties involved.

Anyways. Do something funny rackets…..

If my whisky dick is so bad that it’s either balldo or one of those inflatable rods that get surgically inserted into the dick, I can kinda see why you’d try the balldo first.

 

[Owlbear]

If my whisky dick is so bad that it’s either balldo or one of those inflatable rods that get surgically inserted into the dick, I can kinda see why you’d try the balldo first.

I still can't figure out how someone with whisky dick can want to have sex with 2 women. You can't fuck either one of them without shoving your balls in a rubber vice, but somehow you feel the need to have a wife and a side piece. Is it because the side piece is willing to suck your perma-flaccid dick and the wife isn't?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I still can't figure out how someone with whisky dick can want to have sex with 2 women. You can't fuck either one of them without shoving your balls in a rubber vice, but somehow you feel the need to have a wife and a side piece. Is it because the side piece is willing to suck your perma-flaccid dick and the wife isn't?

Plot twist. You got it all wrong.
Nick has the vagina and Kayla has the 16" horse cock.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

If Nick & Kayla have been involved with 6-7 couples before Aaron & April, and we know that Nick hit up Fair and Balanced. It stands to reason that Nick has been using his streamer status & fan base to try and recruit new couples.

On of the first things I would do is to look at who has been strangely nose guarding for Nick in the streaming world.

* Coomalot could bring in his Xyland Only Fans girl as his swap. Coomalot has been nose guarding pretty hard. His only issue is with the cocaine and kids. Comes out hard against drugs. It could be all an act. But I suspect he really does not like hard drugs.

* Chrissie Mayr seems to have been nose guarding pretty hard and her live streams are filled with Only Fans girls and hookers. Maybe some nose candy. Who's the baby daddy Chrissie?

* Joe from Good Lawgic has been nose guarding hard. Of course he doesn't live in the same area, and his wife drives him everywhere because he cannot. Traditional Jewish couple if you believe his on stream persona. My gut says that he IS NOT wife swapping. Nor enjoying hard drugs.

* ???

 

[Captain Manning]

Joe from Good Lawgic has been nose guarding hard. Of course he doesn't live in the same area, and his wife drives him everywhere because he cannot. Traditional Jewish couple if you believe his on stream persona. My gut says that he IS NOT wife swapping. Nor enjoying hard drugs.

Joe's just a fuckin' idiot. He's one of those people that thinks Nick is his friend, and that he can still get a boost off him. There's a few of those still kicking around.

 

[not william stenchever]

which makes you wonder what Balldos Silent Hill would look like, and what sort of demons would be there?

Pyramid Head would become Balldo head and he'd be an ally. The enemies would be various children, Scandinavian prudes, and law enforcement. The recurring boss enemy is of course judge Pussy Liquor.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

If Nick & Kayla have been involved with 6-7 couples before Aaron & April, and we know that Nick hit up Fair and Balanced. It stands to reason that Nick has been using his streamer status & fan base to try and recruit new couples.

Don't forget, there's also that clip of Nick stating how all church prudes are secretly closet freaks and perverts. It's not out of the possibility he's saying that from experience. Maybe he did swing with a couple from church. It's not impossible to assume he took Kayla to that sleazy sex store and in the back booths they saw a couple or two from their church. Maybe they swung with a couple from church, maybe not. I find it hard to believe Aaron and April were their first rodeo. Although, maybe they are. Other behaviors like how close they got indicate that they might've been at least the first consistent time.

Regardless of the hypothetical outcome, we can all agree that Nick is capable of dragging out a court proceeding for years, and has the financial means to do so. He revels in it. Divorces can take several years to settle. Is Kayla capable of that sort of fight? Pressing all the Xes.

I'm not saying it will happen now. Or that it will happen during this Cocaine Arc at all. Divorce can happen at any time. The decision to divorce is an aggregate of shitty things over time and no person is completely immune from saying "Yeah, this marriage is fucked and I need out". In fact it's probably how they got started swinging in the first place. There's still plenty of room for things to get worse for Nick. He can go to jail. He can lose the kids again. His parents can cut him off. There's still a long way to fall till he hits rock bottom and anything can happen. So to those thinking divorce is off the table, it's been 4 months since the arrest. A real train wreck happens in slow motion. Have patience.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

At this point April is more of a dangler than a swinger, or perhaps even a clinger in the toilet humor sense.

I agree, April is a Klingon.

Only Klingon women are sexier. (Not Nutrek.)

 

[Kopasea]

If Nick & Kayla have been involved with 6-7 couples before Aaron & April, and we know that Nick hit up Fair and Balanced. It stands to reason that Nick has been using his streamer status & fan base to try and recruit new couples.

Back on page 950 (when Nick claims the thread took a turn for the fictional), I watched him interact with a random woman in his locals and it was pretty obvious he was trying to meet up with her in Florida when he made the trip there and hook up.

 

[chalkyresidue]

Don't forget, there's also that clip of Nick stating how all church prudes are secretly closet freaks and perverts. It's not out of the possibility he's saying that from experience.

I’d be interested to know more about the substance of this church’s congregation. There are churches where the congregation pulls mostly from utterly hopeless fuck ups and tells them that all their failures and character flaws vanish when you say the magic words: “I accept Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior.” Those kinds of churches are often full of swindlers, bad parents, addicts, molesters, and all kinds of other monsters. In a group like that, it’s not hard to imagine some wife swapping occurring—especially if they cross paths at some degenerate hook up spot and recognize each other from church. You’d only be able to tell what kind of people you’re dealing with if you attended the services personally and /or talked with the people yourself.

However, pastors of such churches tend to have a lot of the characteristics in common, and I don’t get that read from what little I’ve heard about Nick’s pastor. Pastors at fuckup churches have the vibe of real estate agents or motivational speakers, not folksy old authority figures. Going off that, I’m inclined to say this probably isn’t a swinger church. It seems likely to me that whatever shenanigans Nick got up to might involve a percentage of closeted perverts in the flock that doesn’t chart that far off course from whatever the typical margin would be.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Don't forget, there's also that clip of Nick stating how all church prudes are secretly closet freaks and perverts. It's not out of the possibility he's saying that from experience.

Sure, but Nick is a known liar. And perverts will often claim that their malfunction is common to make themselves feel better about being freaks. It's a very common tactic.

 

[indomitable snowman]

I was just thinking about how the cop at Denny's joke has become truly hilarious and is funnier each time I see it referenced and how it wouldn't have happened without the context of what Nick has done to himself and his life. He really is an amazing comedian, going way beyond what normal comedians do, sacrificing everything for his art. For him it's not enough to tell the joke - he becomes the joke.

We already have gonzo journalism. Time for balldo comedy.

avant garde balldo comedy.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Joe's just a fuckin' idiot. He's one of those people that thinks Nick is his friend, and that he can still get a boost off him. There's a few of those still kicking around.

Joe is also a fucking leech who will surf on other people's popularity and then beg for them to promote subscribing to his channel.

Of course he will "defend" Nick, as long as he somehow gets viewers and money from doing that.

He is also a disrespectful piece of shit who will show up to a lawtuber panel watching a court case while driving his car around and on his phone at the same time.
If that is the type of retard you need defending yourself you are already lost.

Read that Nick? Your "friends" tell everyone how fucking desperate you are.

 

[Canard]

Don't forget, there's also that clip of Nick stating how all church prudes are secretly closet freaks and perverts. It's not out of the possibility he's saying that from experience. Maybe he did swing with a couple from church. It's not impossible to assume he took Kayla to that sleazy sex store and in the back booths they saw a couple or two from their church. Maybe they swung with a couple from church, maybe not. I find it hard to believe Aaron and April were their first rodeo. Although, maybe they are. Other behaviors like how close they got indicate that they might've been at least the first consistent time.

Or it could be projection. Nick been into freaky stuff for good while likely. So he thinks that absolutely everyone else is as well. If there was anything going on with locals I think it would have been visible on streams. So Imholtes likely were first ones they got long term at their house and others might have been more opportunistic...

Now was there any streams with swinging parties going upstairs?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pyramid Head would become Balldo head and he'd be an ally. The enemies would be various children, Scandinavian prudes, and law enforcement. The recurring boss enemy is of course judge Pussy Liquor.

Some of the Silent Hill 2 enemies had a distinctly perverse basis to them, the Abstract Daddy especially, I could picture Balldo Head fitting into a Silent Hill roster pretty neatly, I'm picturing a rusty steel Balldo head, with sharp edges that are embedded in his shoulders, connected by rusty chains to an actual Balldo hiding his junk, and he has Balldos for fists that he flails around with, being blind, with yet more Balldos replacing his eyes.
Judge Pussy Liquor could something equally disgusting, the name already sounds like a Silent Hill enemy.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I’d be interested to know more about the substance of this church’s congregation. There are churches where the congregation pulls mostly from utterly hopeless fuck ups and tells them that all their failures and character flaws vanish when you say the magic words: “I accept Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior.” Those kinds of churches are often full of swindlers, bad parents, addicts, molesters, and all kinds of other monsters. In a group like that, it’s not hard to imagine some wife swapping occurring—especially if they cross paths at some degenerate hook up spot and recognize each other from church. You’d only be able to tell what kind of people you’re dealing with if you attended the services personally and /or talked with the people yourself.

However, pastors of such churches tend to have a lot of the characteristics in common, and I don’t get that read from what little I’ve heard about Nick’s pastor. Pastors at fuckup churches have the vibe of real estate agents or motivational speakers, not folksy old authority figures. Going off that, I’m inclined to say this probably isn’t a swinger church. It seems likely to me that whatever shenanigans Nick got up to might involve a percentage of closeted perverts in the flock that doesn’t chart that far off course from whatever the typical margin would be.

There are pages and pages of this ITT discussing his denomination and the church. Search for 'church', 'Scandinavian', 'Lutheran', 'Evangelical', and 'prudes'.


On another note, as I search for the clip of Nick talking about the church group, enjoy this series of non-sequitors. This might be the forst time I was really confused what was happening before I guessed drugs.

 

[Swole McPole]

If Kayla wanted out, all she would need is a good lawyer to get a deal for her in return for testifying against Nick as the one who brought drugs into the house.

I think that'd be a mistake. Neither of them are getting any jail time regardless, so Kayla has nothing to gain by snitching. She wants to maximize the amount of money she gets in a settlement/child support arrangement, and I think, knowing what we know about Nick, her best chance of that is if she attempts to get a settlement that they both agree on. Mom and Pop Rekieta aren't short. Kayla doesn't want to make them think she's a gold digger in case they decide to dig their heels in. She wants them to start siphoning a large proportion of the coin that used to go to Nick, directly into HER coffers so that she can raise their grandchildren without them having to do without.

Nick can earn his own money through streaming and law. Kayla and the kids will be reliant on the proceeds of the family trust. Amicable negotiations between Kayla's lawyer and the grandparents to ensure they're well provided for. Of course, if you have to end up going to war, you have to do what you have to do. But I suspect it'd be easier to persuade Nick that he needs to do the 'manly' thing and support his family. He's made such a big deal about how important that was to him in the past, that if I were Kayla, I'd want to play into it.

That said, given that the cunt has no actual principles whatsoever, and the stuff he claimed was important to his sense of masculinity he has now shown to be complete and utter bollocks, I wouldn't want to bet my house on his doing the right thing. But I'd start with amicable, rather than starting off aggressively.

"The kids and I will keep the main house. You and April can go live in the fuckshack. Or you can sell that and live in whatever hovel the proceeds bring you. That's fair, right?

 

[Trump's Chosen]

America is so biased against men in divorce it's appalling. That clip doesn't matter at all. All she has to do is pin Nick as the abusive one for starting the coke and swinging and accuse him of coercing her into it, and there's no amount of money or fancy lawyering that's going to save Nick.

I don't think it even matters. Nick is like amber heard in that his lawyers constantly would have to do damage control for his antics. Even without biased law practice I think he'd figure out a way to fuck up his case if it came to that.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I don't think it even matters. Nick is like amber heard in that his lawyers constantly would have to do damage control for his antics. Even without biased law practice I think he'd figure out a way to fuck up his case if it came to that.

Someone really scared him recently. It is the ONLY explanation for his behavior.
It is very weird behavior for Nick to actually stfu.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Kinda doing James Sunderland dirty comparing him to Lord Balldo, James went to Silent Hill because he was consumed by guilt after mercy killing his wife, after he realized part of him was glad she was dead when he grew to resent her when she got sick.
He never uprooted his 5 kids lives or gave his 9 year old daughter cocaine.

Which leads me onto thinking Silent Hill appears different for everyone depending on a persons personal demons, which makes you wonder what Balldos Silent Hill would look like, and what sort of demons would be there?

It’s just Rekieta reading the Kiwifarms over and over again being stalked by Null who’s always just out or reach no matter how fast he runs to him.