DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Do you guys think Phil's trolls are jealous of him ? I don't necessarily know if I would say that. There are for example onlyfans bitches who make way more money then Phil doing way less. I never got why less people are upset at them compared to people like Phil if these people were just jealous of Phil.

 

[Massive Retard]

After shitting on Craig for his "tech issues" on the day of the interview and "not being professional", he instantly has tech issues and has to restart stream. The writers are killing it with this episode.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Joon should cancel this unprepared garbage lmao.

He also paid for Nitro to do this.

Discord makes DSP feel like a real mature adult streamer.

 

[MAWBD2]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Kiwi Andy]

This is what "being eternally stuck on level 1" looks like.

 

[Dirty Carpet Nug]

Already lost over half his viewers. Is anyone really surprised at this point that Phil would fuck up a simple discord call? What a fucking king.

 

[FormerPro]

LTG Might have a $25 background and no LED lights but at least he can work fucking discord lmao.

 

[Cherry Dude]

Somehow Phil still manages to surprise me with how stupid he is. It's fucking discord. CLICK CALL. CLICK TURN ON VIDEO. DONE.

Holy SHIT man.

 

[Massive Retard]

Somehow Phil still manages to surprise me with how stupid he is. It's fucking discord. CLICK CALL. CLICK TURN ON VIDEO. DONE.

Holy SHIT man.

He could also switch to (literally) any other platform, like Zoom, Google Meet, StreamYard etc. but that's asking too much of Dave. There truly was nothing he could do.
EDIT: As it turns out, he'd been using Discord on his old PC. The one that runs Windows 8.1 and that doesn't even meet the Discord system requirements.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

"I'm pressing buttons goddammit nothing I could do fucking piece of shit software"

 

[Tears for T]

Watching Dave's lame attempt to solve the tech problems is wonderful to see in its simplicity. His arrogance is running casino high now, his ego is even bigger! But as soon as something small goes "against him" he falls back into the same lost manic self.

You can take the pig out of the farm, but not the farm out of the pig.

 

[Self Felted Felt]

Watching Dave's lame attempt to solve the technology problems is wonderful to see in its simplicity. His arrogance is running casino high now, his ego is even bigger! But as soon as something small goes "against him" he falls back into the same lost manic self.

You can take the pig out of the farm, but not the farm out of the pig.

You know seeing the view count plummet in real time is killing him, too

 

[San Dimas High School]

He's a natural born entertainer. This would not have been entertaining at all but for him clowning on Craig for his (far lesser) technical difficulties.

Also fuck anyone who thinks he's not retarded. He does this when faced with any problem at all.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Do you guys think Phil's trolls are jealous of him ? I don't necessarily know if I would say that. There are for example onlyfans bitches who make way more money then Phil doing way less. I never got why less people are upset at them compared to people like Phil if these people were just jealous of Phil.

No one SHOULD be jealous of Phil. His life fhcking sucks. Would anyone here trade lives with him? I sure as hell wouldn't. I doubt most of the trolls would either. You'll always have some degens that are, but those same people are also jealous of Kingcobra.

I don't think most people think too hard about it. Getting people giving you money everyday only comes with being a shameless, terminally online, spectacle of a human. If anyone is jealous of the money part, they really haven't put much thought into it.

 

[Lonely khan]

Will Phil end the call by telling joon to fuck off and pigeon hole himself as a person you don't let interview you. My guess is yes.

 

[Cherry Dude]

DSP begins as he always does with trying to be 'relatable' to his guest and he's ballwashing Joon hard right now.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

He's such a fucking trash interviewer. My God.

What 15 years of no face to face social interaction does to a mfer

 

[Dirty Carpet Nug]

Whenever Phil is the one in charge of driving the conversation, it is always a disaster. He only knows how to talk about himself so he's really fucking awful at interviewing people. Seems like half the time he doesn't even listen to what the other person is saying. He's a horrible conversationalist in general, but it really shines through when he is the one "in charge" of the conversation. Also basically every interaction he ever had with Panda. Mother fucker pretends to acknowledge what they said and just moves on to his next talking point.

 

[Self Felted Felt]

Meerkat recently pointed out that all DSP interviews are just him having the guests "explain themselves". It's all questions that relate to him and not the other person. Like this weird prodding about the analytics on Joon's doc
The "tell me your methodology" shit is so weird and feminine "what made you get a crush on me " vibes

 

[myone]

DSP begins as he always does with trying to be 'relatable' to his guest and he's ballwashing Joon hard right now.

It's called building rapport, alright? You mouth drooling moron.